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Mommy
post Dec 7 2007, 02:30 PM
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http://health.yahoo.com/experts/sexualheal...-relationships/

Read this and apply it.

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What are some common "crossing the line" crimes?
  • Cyber-flirting
  • Dirty dancing with people other than your partner
  • Buying other girls/guys drinks
  • Being too affectionate with members of the opposite sex
  • Commenting on the attractiveness of other men/women to your spouse
  • Flirting with the waiter/waitress/handyman, etc.
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Testm0nkey
post Dec 7 2007, 02:31 PM
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CHEE CHEE


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did your bf find out about you and dogmeat e-love affair?


i am kidding i am kidding!


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Mommy
post Dec 7 2007, 02:34 PM
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haha touche'

*foot in mouth*
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Oasis
post Dec 7 2007, 02:55 PM
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Buying a girl a drink? What?

I've bought other girls drinks in front of my "girlfriend" and she doesn't care. Obviously I'm not trying to hit on them, because if I was I sure wouldn't try by buying them a beer.


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post Dec 7 2007, 03:20 PM
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I frequently comment to my boyfriend on the attractiveness of other women! wink.gif


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QUOTE (pebkac @ Oct 14 2006, 03:15 PM) *
You and your logic.

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http://xkcd.com/386/
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Divergent Realit...
post Dec 7 2007, 03:30 PM
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QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Dec 7 2007, 03:20 PM) *
I frequently comment to my boyfriend on the attractiveness of other women! wink.gif


hieu points out bitches with amazing booty sometimes.


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Dogmeat
post Dec 7 2007, 09:36 PM
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DEATH TO ....something?


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QUOTE (Jessica @ Dec 7 2007, 03:30 PM) *


I've only broken one of those rules before.

However, since I have internet MPD, it doesn't count laugh.gif


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post Dec 7 2007, 10:10 PM
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Shooooooooooooooooooooooot gun.


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Mommy
post Dec 8 2007, 12:54 AM
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5 Reasons Guys Don't Commit
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Testm0nkey
post Dec 8 2007, 06:39 PM
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my guess, #1 shit like this
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You've been with your boyfriend for several months or years and you're sitting in a restaurant for girls' night out. The inevitable question arises as you bite into your first jumbo shrimp: "Why hasn't he asked you to marry him yet?" Cocktail sauce drips from the corner of your mouth as you defend your boyfriend from this barrage.


WWWWIMMEN

that article is seriously horrible. i hope relationships arent actually like that for people


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Mommy
post Dec 8 2007, 06:41 PM
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haha i love relationship columns. It makes mindless women wonder what their significant other is doing and thinking. I fully plan on harrassing my bf with this column tomorrow when he comes over. It's just fun to see how he will react when I put him on the spot.
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Testm0nkey
post Dec 8 2007, 06:42 PM
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a punch to the face?


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post Dec 8 2007, 07:20 PM
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QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Dec 8 2007, 06:42 PM) *
a punch to the face?


roffles


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post Dec 9 2007, 02:25 AM
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QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Dec 8 2007, 06:42 PM) *
a punch to the face?

maybe in a perfect world, but this dude knocked her up and isn't even paying for the abortion
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post Dec 9 2007, 02:59 AM
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after some liability waivers i got a fist.

its sharp.

like the lion.


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