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Melanie
post Nov 22 2007, 08:20 PM
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So I figured this hasn't been done yet. And a lot of us on here have pets.

My dog howls when a train goes by and it's tooting its horn. He even does it in his sleep. It's really bizarre actually.
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Testm0nkey
post Nov 22 2007, 09:49 PM
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dinga hates telephones but especially hates answering machines. she will start to howl after a few rings if no one picks up the phone and continues until the phone message is over. shes a big dog so its really loud and you cant hear the phone message. when she gets all riled up the other dogs think its fun so jackass will get in on it and he is absolutely deafening

alfie looks like a cartoon and stella gets treated like a human baby by my father


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Dogmeat
post Nov 23 2007, 02:37 PM
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my dog sleeps like a frog


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Testm0nkey
post Dec 2 2007, 04:23 PM
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i was playing youtube videos of a dog barking and my jack russel was really cute. she kept cocking her head to one side than another with her little cowlick then running over to the window and jumping up trying to look out. then i sat her on my lap and she watched the computer monitor and did the same thing and made little bark noises

she used to be a breeder dog so shes had a bunch of litters. i played a video of a litter of jack russells with their mom and stella watched reeeeallly intently it was super cute!


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Black Bear
post Dec 2 2007, 06:38 PM
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There was a guy in Washington state. He bought a couple of horses. It seems he ended up having sex with a horse. Everyone though he was pitching, but it was the other way around, and the horse was the pitcher in this game. The guy ended up dying from anal hemorages. I laughed my ass off when I heard about it. That was some seriously funny shit.


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REAL MEN DO NOT NEED INSTRUCTIONS

YOU WERE BEING PUNISHED BY GOD FOR EVEN THINKING ABOUT READING THE INSTRUCTIONS

HAD YOU JUST THROWN THEM AWAY LIKE YOU SHOULD HAVE GOD WOULD NOT HAVE KILLED YOUR TV

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post Dec 2 2007, 06:51 PM
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yeah. people generally are not designed for such things.

at least not without a lot of practice.

he should have gone for a miniature stallion.

they are closer to human sized.


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Black Bear
post Dec 2 2007, 07:01 PM
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Apparently it was an 18 hand stallion.


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REAL MEN DO NOT NEED INSTRUCTIONS

YOU WERE BEING PUNISHED BY GOD FOR EVEN THINKING ABOUT READING THE INSTRUCTIONS

HAD YOU JUST THROWN THEM AWAY LIKE YOU SHOULD HAVE GOD WOULD NOT HAVE KILLED YOUR TV

:)

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