 Dogmeat is.... |
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 Nov 28 2007, 11:57 AM
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Finish that sentence. I'm sure we could come up with some good ones...
Dogmeat is a sex-crazed alien robot from another planet sent to impregnate as much as the earthlings as possible, but failed his mission and was sent to Utah instead. --------------------  |
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Nov 30 2007, 01:11 PM
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 DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
QUOTE (woody @ Nov 30 2007, 11:28 AM)  dogmeat is as useful as a still born fetus ...with sprinkles... -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Nov 30 2007, 05:40 PM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER  Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (woody @ Nov 30 2007, 10:28 AM) dogmeat is as useful as a still born fetus STILL BORNS ARE THE NEW PEANUT, MAN stem cell research? disease, gene, growth and development? plus they can be ground up and spread on toast --------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Nov 30 2007, 05:48 PM
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 New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
...the father of my unborn child
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Dec 1 2007, 06:24 PM
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...mildly retarded.
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Dec 1 2007, 06:26 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
ROCKS MY BOXXERS
-------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Dec 1 2007, 08:13 PM
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 Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4 |
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Dec 1 2007, 08:14 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
QUOTE (Jessica @ Nov 30 2007, 06:48 PM) ...the father of my unborn child god damn girl, I didn't know any of that load I blew on your tits got in your pussy too 
-------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Dec 2 2007, 04:07 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
...well hung
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Dec 2 2007, 04:21 PM
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Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4 |
He must have gotten surgery since the last we buttsecksed.
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Dec 2 2007, 04:27 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
maybe... i saw surgery lines but he told me it was from a masturbation mishap
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Dec 2 2007, 05:46 PM
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Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4 |
QUOTE (Jessica @ Dec 2 2007, 04:27 PM) maybe... i saw surgery lines but he told me it was from a masturbation mishap gah....I TOLD him pulverized glass makes a horrid lubricant! -------------------- |
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Dec 2 2007, 06:39 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
 he told me the lines came from him trying out a new masterbation technique he calls "the Twister"
-------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Dec 2 2007, 07:14 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
.....is going to pee on a flute today.
-------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Dec 3 2007, 10:13 AM
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Group: Members Posts: 531 Joined: 26-June 06 From: San Marcos and San Antonio Member No.: 221 |
I don't really mind Dogmeat. What he says may be perverted, but he's funny.
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Dec 4 2007, 10:02 AM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
QUOTE (Melanie @ Dec 3 2007, 11:13 AM) I don't really mind Dogmeat. What he says may be perverted, but he's funny. admit the sex lust that you purvey for all that is my cock. -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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