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Testm0nkey
post Nov 29 2007, 10:04 PM
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seriously... Kane Damien Bushman Jacobs


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post Nov 29 2007, 10:05 PM
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QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Nov 29 2007, 11:04 PM) *
seriously... Kane Damien Bushman Jacobs


wow without the bushman that's seriously a kickass name


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post Nov 29 2007, 10:06 PM
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QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Nov 29 2007, 10:04 PM) *
seriously... Kane Damien Bushman Jacobs
That would work if the father was black...that just sounds like a preppy black name
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Testm0nkey
post Nov 29 2007, 10:07 PM
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dont even think 'bout stealin, meatdog


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post Nov 29 2007, 10:10 PM
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QUOTE (Jessica @ Nov 29 2007, 11:06 PM) *
That would work if the father was black...that just sounds like a preppy black name


No, a preppy black name would be like...

OKane LaDamien Shauntel TyVon Obammuqtaboof

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post Nov 29 2007, 10:43 PM
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post Nov 30 2007, 12:06 PM
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QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Nov 29 2007, 09:45 PM) *
You should write a doctoral dissertation on this. It'd be easy, because all you'd have to do is write 10 pages of shit about shit that's so completley obvious to anyone and everyone you'd probably be heralded as a total genius by your academic peers in psychology who are thrilled that they've discovered obvious shit.

Absolutley %100 of course the reason I post so much weird shit on here is because I don't get any attention whatsoever in real life. Now, i could get attention in real life, but then it would be negative attention, and I don't want that. But, since this is the internet, it doesn't matter, and is much funnier this way. And, also, internet tantrums are fucking FUN. You're having one right now. See? You like it don't you smile.gif

And yes, you're completley %100 right. I bring this attention to myself so I can feel better about who I am. I require that everyone on here think I'm a complete fucking pervert, psychopath, serial rapist, and teletubby fan. This makes me a happy Dogmeat.
GET FUCKING OVER IT. My god woman, will you PLEASE get yourself deep dicked and have a reality check?!? Of COURSE most of it is necessary here. That's what this shit is for. ADMIT IT, you people fucking _LOVE IT_ when weird, pointless or any other kind of scandalous drama or anything is here! It's BORING AS FUCK without it. My god, let's have all the drama we can possibly handle!
THERE IS NOTHING THAT NEEDS TO BE SOLVED HERE WOMAN.

God, seriously, if you really don't like at as much as it appears you don't, go fucking post on www.mormonhousewiveswhosewforums.com and have a great old time.
No, you don't say it, but you sure as hell act like it. Come off it already.
So then you've completley lost any credibility this post has, would have had, or will ever had? Not that you had any to begin with ...? Huh, weird.
Prove it.
So you were looking for this board to contribute to your life in the same way that you critized others for doing so above? Neat. smile.gif
Yes my dear you have, and you've contributed to my avoidance of boredom quite a bit, and for that I thank you smile.gif
Come Cuddle!!!! wub.gif wub.gif wub.gif


You should write a book on how to get laid. I know I'd definitely buy it.


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post Nov 30 2007, 12:40 PM
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QUOTE
Absolutley %100 of course the reason I post so much weird shit on here is because I don't get any attention whatsoever in real life. Now, i could get attention in real life, but then it would be negative attention, and I don't want that. But, since this is the internet, it doesn't matter, and is much funnier this way. And, also, internet tantrums are fucking FUN. You're having one right now. See? You like it don't you smile.gif

And yes, you're completley %100 right. I bring this attention to myself so I can feel better about who I am. I require that everyone on here think I'm a complete fucking pervert, psychopath, serial rapist, and teletubby fan. This makes me a happy Dogmeat.


What are you, then?

It's impossible for someone to put on a complete show and act completely different than who they really are. At least for people not receiving paychecks from a 323 area code.

You've bitched and whined for three years on here about not getting laid, about how you want to fuck Jessica, about how you want to fuck Caity, about how you want to fuck ____ (insert name of any other female poster from 2005-2007), about how much of a pervert you are, etc....

....And then you try to claim that isn't who you really are?

Yeah. Right.

Just speaking for myself (and probably for KC), your act isn't funny. It isn't amusing. You're gonna have to trust me on this one - we wouldn't be missing anything in our lives if your constant sextits comments disappeared. We don't live vicariously or thrive by reading your comments. They're fucking annoying as hell.

I used to come off as a negative asshole on here and always claimed it was an act. It wasn't, really. I was a pretty pessimistic person in real life. So excuse me for thinking you're anything other than who you claim not to be.

But feel free to prove me wrong. Even though I'm berating you, I'd rather see you meet a girl and get laid because you'd probably drop your "act" on here. Go out tonight, get some liquid courage, and find the nastiest skank you can find and nail the shit out of her. Or at least go up and talk to a girl and get her number. It isn't the end of the world if she says no and it'll give you a ton of self confidence regardless of the outcome. And if she happens to be hot, make sure you take some pictures.

Oh, and I'm not specifically defending KC. She's just like everyone else on here to me - someone I hardly know in real life. Think I met her once at one of Gert's parties four years ago. But I do know that she's happily married while you're jerking off to Next Door Nikki. So you might want to listen to what she has to say, for your own good.


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post Nov 30 2007, 12:46 PM
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Mutual Internet fights: awesome

One sided constant beratings (even if the person is less than brilliant): annoying... just fight back other person smile.gif

Sextits cumming vagina etc: absolutely moronic and annoying, i honestly would be pleased if dogmeat was either gone, or toned it down. I don't mind the occasional perverted joke... fine... thats cool... but when the ONLY FUCKING THING posted is sextits it gets old quick.


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post Nov 30 2007, 12:53 PM
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QUOTE (Oasis @ Nov 30 2007, 01:40 PM) *
What are you, then?

It's impossible for someone to put on a complete show and act completely different than who they really are. At least for people not receiving paychecks from a 323 area code.

You've bitched and whined for three years on here about not getting laid, about how you want to fuck Jessica, about how you want to fuck Caity, about how you want to fuck ____ (insert name of any other female poster from 2005-2007), about how much of a pervert you are, etc....

....And then you try to claim that isn't who you really are?

Yeah. Right.

Just speaking for myself (and probably for KC), your act isn't funny. It isn't amusing. You're gonna have to trust me on this one - we wouldn't be missing anything in our lives if your constant sextits comments disappeared. We don't live vicariously or thrive by reading your comments. They're fucking annoying as hell.

I used to come off as a negative asshole on here and always claimed it was an act. It wasn't, really. I was a pretty pessimistic person in real life. So excuse me for thinking you're anything other than who you claim not to be.

But feel free to prove me wrong. Even though I'm berating you, I'd rather see you meet a girl and get laid because you'd probably drop your "act" on here. Go out tonight, get some liquid courage, and find the nastiest skank you can find and nail the shit out of her. Or at least go up and talk to a girl and get her number. It isn't the end of the world if she says no and it'll give you a ton of self confidence regardless of the outcome. And if she happens to be hot, make sure you take some pictures.

Oh, and I'm not specifically defending KC. She's just like everyone else on here to me - someone I hardly know in real life. Think I met her once at one of Gert's parties four years ago. But I do know that she's happily married while you're jerking off to Next Door Nikki. So you might want to listen to what she has to say, for your own good.


Will - You're an idiot.


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Oasis
post Nov 30 2007, 01:02 PM
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QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Nov 30 2007, 12:53 PM) *
Will - You're an idiot.


Do you have anything more in depth to say than "you're an idiot"?

Maybe like an actual response to what I said?

Do you want me to teach you how to meet girls? I will. And no (Jessica), I'm not bragging that I can meet girls. I've just figured out an incredibly easy method of doing it to the point that I'll go up to the hottest girl at a bar and strike up a conversation with her and ask for her number. Sober or drunk, although I prefer sober.


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post Nov 30 2007, 01:07 PM
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QUOTE (Oasis @ Nov 30 2007, 01:02 PM) *
Do you have anything more in depth to say than "you're an idiot"?

Maybe like an actual response to what I said?

Do you want me to teach you how to meet girls? I will. And no (Jessica), I'm not bragging that I can meet girls. I've just figured out an incredibly easy method of doing it to the point that I'll go up to the hottest girl at a bar and strike up a conversation with her and ask for her number. Sober or drunk, although I prefer sober.
you make it impossible for me to make fun of you when you beat me to it. sad.gif thanks for ruining my fun
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post Nov 30 2007, 01:11 PM
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QUOTE (Oasis @ Nov 30 2007, 02:02 PM) *
Do you have anything more in depth to say than "you're an idiot"?

Maybe like an actual response to what I said?

Do you want me to teach you how to meet girls? I will. And no (Jessica), I'm not bragging that I can meet girls. I've just figured out an incredibly easy method of doing it to the point that I'll go up to the hottest girl at a bar and strike up a conversation with her and ask for her number. Sober or drunk, although I prefer sober.


Will - You're an IDIOT

Better? smile.gif


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post Nov 30 2007, 01:12 PM
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Im confused by the multiple locations of this thread....which do I post in?!?!?
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post Nov 30 2007, 01:12 PM
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QUOTE (Jessica @ Nov 30 2007, 02:12 PM) *
Im confused by the multiple locations of this thread....which do I post in?!?!?


This one.


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