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cmac
post Oct 12 2007, 09:06 AM
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i'm agreeing. (with the peace part)
thus my sarcastic cooling/peaceful comment.

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post Oct 12 2007, 09:07 AM
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QUOTE (cmac @ Oct 12 2007, 10:06 AM) *
i'm agreeing. (with the peace part)
thus my sarcastic cooling/peaceful comment.


Ahh I missed the sarcasm (DAMN YOU INTERNET! Wait, should that read "DAMN YOU GORE!"?)

In other news: tongue.gif

Gore Wins Nobel Prize, High Court Gives It to Bush
by Scott Ott · 20 Comments
(2007-10-12) — Although former Vice President Al Gore won the Nobel Peace Prize this week for his work as a global-warming performance artist, the U.S. Supreme Court ruled early today that President George Bush would receive the gold medal, the diploma and the $750,000.

Mr. Bush, who was narrowly defeated by Mr. Gore in the 2000 presidential election, thanked Justices John Roberts and Samuel Alito “for swinging the vote my way, and helping me to join the pantheon of great Nobel laureates like Jimmy Carter and the late Yassir Arafat who together brought peace to the middle east.”

Mr. Gore could not be reached for comment as he was returning from Oslo, Norway, in a private jet. However, his spokesman said that his efforts to bring peace on earth speak for themselves.

“Thanks to Al Gore’s movies, speeches and books,” said the unnamed spokesman, “Terrorists and tyrants around the world will soon lay aside the weapons of war and give peace a chance by working together to develop a hybrid car that runs on cheap, clean-burning gunpowder.”


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post Oct 12 2007, 11:55 AM
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QUOTE (Hartmann @ Oct 12 2007, 08:07 AM) *
Ahh I missed the sarcasm (DAMN YOU INTERNET! Wait, should that read "DAMN YOU GORE!"?)

In other news: tongue.gif

Gore Wins Nobel Prize, High Court Gives It to Bush
by Scott Ott · 20 Comments
(2007-10-12) — Although former Vice President Al Gore won the Nobel Peace Prize this week for his work as a global-warming performance artist, the U.S. Supreme Court ruled early today that President George Bush would receive the gold medal, the diploma and the $750,000.

Mr. Bush, who was narrowly defeated by Mr. Gore in the 2000 presidential election, thanked Justices John Roberts and Samuel Alito “for swinging the vote my way, and helping me to join the pantheon of great Nobel laureates like Jimmy Carter and the late Yassir Arafat who together brought peace to the middle east.”

Mr. Gore could not be reached for comment as he was returning from Oslo, Norway, in a private jet. However, his spokesman said that his efforts to bring peace on earth speak for themselves.

“Thanks to Al Gore’s movies, speeches and books,” said the unnamed spokesman, “Terrorists and tyrants around the world will soon lay aside the weapons of war and give peace a chance by working together to develop a hybrid car that runs on cheap, clean-burning gunpowder.”

Confusion.


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post Oct 12 2007, 12:35 PM
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It's a satirical piece?

Google ftw... http://www.scrappleface.com/?p=2730

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post Oct 12 2007, 01:08 PM
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QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Oct 12 2007, 01:35 PM) *
It's a satirical piece?

Google ftw... http://www.scrappleface.com/?p=2730


Exactly. dry.gif


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post Oct 12 2007, 09:24 PM
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fox news has already started the smear campaign smile.gif
http://alternet.org/blogs/video/65111/


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post Oct 12 2007, 10:24 PM
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there is no reason for gore to win this...

it was an obvious political maneuver


this will now bolster hillary's campaign as she will stand with gore and talk about climate change on her platform


total bullshit


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post Oct 12 2007, 10:41 PM
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QUOTE (Hartmann @ Oct 12 2007, 09:54 AM) *
Al Gore basically got the Nobel Peace Prize for what essentially was a poorly put together PowerPoint presentation.


You didn't like the transition? No blinds? Or swooshes?
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post Oct 12 2007, 11:17 PM
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I got that it was satirical but I couldn't fully understand the satire...


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post Oct 13 2007, 01:54 AM
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QUOTE (Jim @ Oct 13 2007, 12:17 AM) *
I got that it was satirical but I couldn't fully understand the satire...

dude it totally sounds like it came from The Onion or something.
saying that the supreme court overturned it and gave it to bush is mocking the 2000 election... get it now?


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post Oct 15 2007, 12:43 AM
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Mabye one of the science awards, not the peace one.


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post Oct 15 2007, 01:06 PM
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what a fucking joke

i nominate stone phillips for bringing forth the issue or online sexual predators

ps: i live how he had to cancel a overseas flight the day before he won

NICE!


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