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 Aug 10 2006, 10:24 PM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER  Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50  |
FORSAKEN R320: bleh
P0keDAfish: blah FORSAKEN R320: i should get a concubine FORSAKEN R320: that knows kung fu, and secret assassin techniques P0keDAfish: ooo cool FORSAKEN R320: so she can follow me around, always 1 step to the right, and 1 step behind me FORSAKEN R320: and she has to wear skimpy asian style clothing FORSAKEN R320: so everyone thinks i'm some evil boss guy that only a secret agent can defeat FORSAKEN R320: that, and having a female that knows that she's there for purely unemotional detached sexual interest, who has to endure the unbridled fury of my cock-fu would be fun P0keDAfish: ha FORSAKEN R320: they call that a "power-fuck" can you say "power-fuck" kids? FORSAKEN R320: whoa FORSAKEN R320: odd P0keDAfish: huh FORSAKEN R320: just got a call from old female friend of mine P0keDAfish: hot FORSAKEN R320: when i worked at speeds, her and her girlfriend used to hang out with me P0keDAfish: we run a train on the bitch? P0keDAfish: even hotter FORSAKEN R320: i fucked both of them FORSAKEN R320: individually, FORSAKEN R320: we never threesomed, becuase usually one or the other was working, so i'd always catch one or the other alone P0keDAfish: ha that sounds very predatory FORSAKEN R320: it was FORSAKEN R320: i was single FORSAKEN R320: in better shape, and out on the prowel FORSAKEN R320: ... FORSAKEN R320: prowl P0keDAfish: there ya go P0keDAfish: would they let me a perfect stranger, dress up in a nazi uniform and sit in a chair and command them to perform various sex acts on each other while i manically laugh and rub my hands FORSAKEN R320: actually, (and i'm being honest) they would FORSAKEN R320: they are both bi P0keDAfish: sweeeeet FORSAKEN R320: and you've got a sexy look they prefer P0keDAfish: i better go find an SS uniform FORSAKEN R320: they might want you to jump in eventually P0keDAfish: fuck that FORSAKEN R320: and then i would be the one cramming into the nazi uniform P0keDAfish: i just want to tell them what to do FORSAKEN R320: and laughing FORSAKEN R320: i don't trust you P0keDAfish: trust me what FORSAKEN R320: i'd end up with a fist in my ass P0keDAfish: i dont want you involved FORSAKEN R320: hahaha P0keDAfish: i just want those two girls to be my whores for an evening FORSAKEN R320: what makes you think i wanna share? FORSAKEN R320: in this game you gotta put out or put up P0keDAfish: greedy bitch P0keDAfish: how come i never meet deviant people like that FORSAKEN R320: maybe you're not a pervert enough P0keDAfish: i just dont show it FORSAKEN R320: true P0keDAfish: because then i may go to prison FORSAKEN R320: haha FORSAKEN R320: i grew up with the kinky whores in plainview, then worked with the kinky whores here in lubbock for a year and a half FORSAKEN R320: too bad i'm not as connected as i used to be FORSAKEN R320: for some reason i remember complaining i wanted outta that life style... now i'm like WHY THE FUCK DID I STOP?!!!!! P0keDAfish: heh FORSAKEN R320: hmm... thats actually more my personality FORSAKEN R320: i want a big evil all leather chair, thats taller than me when standing, and 2 naked-except-for-jewelry bi-sexual sex slaves crawling and playing at my feet, while i have my chin rested in my palm, like i have a problem that needs solving, and i stare with disinterest into nothing P0keDAfish: man thats what i want too P0keDAfish: we need to find a chair like that nad put it in the living room, paint the room black build an evil fireplace and have nothign else in there FORSAKEN R320: ha. what's sad is, i could prolly do that P0keDAfish: i want them to refer to me only as mister, please, or satan P0keDAfish: i mean master FORSAKEN R320: i liked "my lord" "my liege" or my favorite "overlord" P0keDAfish: i like mine better. P0keDAfish: dungeon master brandon P0keDAfish: haha FORSAKEN R320: bitch, my realm would totally squash your realm P0keDAfish: fuck that shit negro. mines way cooler FORSAKEN R320: oh yea? how do you plan to obtain your power? fuck your way to the top? i got the power, the training and the ruthless mentality. my barbarian kingdom would be unstoppable with my massive hair-backed legions of super men. why climb the way to the top when i can float there on a sea of blood laid at my feet? P0keDAfish: that last line is the only good thing you typed out in that entire paragraph FORSAKEN R320: hmm... P0keDAfish: FORSAKEN R320 (11:04:41 PM): hmm... ratm1560d (11:04:56 PM): hmmm FORSAKEN R320: would be interesting. a life time bitter rival, blood shed on both sides of the house.... the bathroom bordering our rooms constantly underseige and being taken over...... P0keDAfish: ha FORSAKEN R320: the only way to unite our kingdoms into a unified force is an arranged marriage between our first born children P0keDAfish: haha FORSAKEN R320: peace and prosperity would commence, until one or the other assassinated their arranged spouse in the lust for power, throwing the realm into chaos FORSAKEN R320: and 17th street would forever remember the day when they witnessed the downfall of a great empire P0keDAfish: that is true FORSAKEN R320: hmm FORSAKEN R320: right after than happens... to distract my people from our economical problems, i would immediately declare war on the realm of spivey --------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM)  but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Aug 10 2006, 10:42 PM
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 Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4 |
AND IN RESPONSE TO SUCH PLANS!!!
(23:33:49) FORSAKEN R320: you read the aim conversation i just posted? (23:34:14) JiuJitsuKnight: on Techsans? (23:34:30) FORSAKEN R320: yup (23:36:01) JiuJitsuKnight: haha, halfway through! (23:40:46) JiuJitsuKnight: and my small Keep would sit on the sidelines...biding my time away as I watch the two neighboring lords battle for control of 17th street, whilst in all reality they just fall victim to fatigue and bloodlust. When the time is right, I will strike. Stop stranger, stop as you pass by. For as you are now, so once was I. As I am now, soon you will be. So pray prepare to follow me. I am the Lord of Madness, Psykopath. -------------------- |
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Aug 11 2006, 12:03 AM
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 monogamous gays & stem cells Group: Members Posts: 3,789 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 8 |
you guys are creeping me out.
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Aug 11 2006, 12:24 AM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (Psykopath @ Aug 10 2006, 10:42 PM) AND IN RESPONSE TO SUCH PLANS!!! (23:33:49) FORSAKEN R320: you read the aim conversation i just posted? (23:34:14) JiuJitsuKnight: on Techsans? (23:34:30) FORSAKEN R320: yup (23:36:01) JiuJitsuKnight: haha, halfway through! (23:40:46) JiuJitsuKnight: and my small Keep would sit on the sidelines...biding my time away as I watch the two neighboring lords battle for control of 17th street, whilst in all reality they just fall victim to fatigue and bloodlust. When the time is right, I will strike. Stop stranger, stop as you pass by. For as you are now, so once was I. As I am now, soon you will be. So pray prepare to follow me. I am the Lord of Madness, Psykopath. i would run a smear campaign against your barony, zach, then when your peasants are at the climax of running the rumor mill against you, i would roll over your small providence, and absorb your assets and land to provide a buffer zone to my northern border -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Aug 11 2006, 01:13 AM
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Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4 |
QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Aug 11 2006, 01:24 AM) i would run a smear campaign against your barony, zach, then when your peasants are at the climax of running the rumor mill against you, i would roll over your small providence, and absorb your assets and land to provide a buffer zone to my northern border Your words are no match for the dark arts that consume my realm. Poke this animal with a branch, and prepare for the fury of hounds from hell. The dead walk to serve my bidding, and they hunger for a feast of Brandon & bacon, with a tattooed feline appetizer. -------------------- |
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Aug 11 2006, 01:18 AM
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 FFFFFFFUCKKKKKKKKKKKK Group: Members Posts: 1,673 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 11 |
what the hell
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Aug 11 2006, 01:19 AM
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 Group: Agents Posts: 4,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lu-bok Member No.: 41 |
Xentither: we're debating the hotness of the transformers pic you posted
Divergent Reality: do not debate Divergent Reality: accept Xentither: i say it's hot Xentither: amy says not Divergent Reality: well, amy obviously has horrible taste in women Divergent Reality: if you gotta take a can opener to it, it has to be good Xentither: aye -------------------- 32-bit whore
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Aug 11 2006, 01:24 AM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
my realm has the best armor and weaponry within 1 block. don't make me lay siege to your meager dwelling. my kingdom laughs at the dark arts. over-sized hairy-backed uncooth barbarianesque men conquor all
-------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Aug 11 2006, 02:50 AM
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Group: Agents Posts: 4,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lu-bok Member No.: 41 |
QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Aug 11 2006, 02:24 AM) my realm has the best armor and weaponry within 1 block. don't make me lay siege to your meager dwelling. my kingdom laughs at the dark arts. over-sized hairy-backed uncooth barbarianesque men conquor all hairy men burn more easily. -------------------- 32-bit whore
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Aug 11 2006, 02:58 AM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (Divergent Reality @ Aug 11 2006, 02:50 AM) hairy men burn more easily.  girlie man
-------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Sep 30 2007, 08:27 PM
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 DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
Mega Dogmeat: what topic?
Duxrluvly: well, I have to write a paper on my favorite song and I have to relate it in a physical aspect to the elments of 3D Design Duxrluvly: hard to explain Mega Dogmeat: what the FUCK Mega Dogmeat: that's weird and pointless Duxrluvly: yes, i think it is very pointless as well Mega Dogmeat: so since you're a philosophy major you should be able to whip this out no problem! OH!!!!!!!! Mega Dogmeat: :-P Mega Dogmeat: i kid ;-) Mega Dogmeat: sorry that was mean :-( Mega Dogmeat: but philosophy is like weird and pointless Mega Dogmeat: hahaha Mega Dogmeat: sorry :-( Mega Dogmeat: i am bad :-( Duxrluvly: Basically, I've been touching my vagina all evening trying to think but this teacher I have is a hippi and I need pot to think about this and stuff.... Duxrluvly: so... here I am trying to relate what I love to my vagina..... Mega Dogmeat: ah Duxrluvly: and its hard Mega Dogmeat: she loves cock Duxrluvly: but yes, philosophy is very pointless Duxrluvly: this i know Mega Dogmeat: :-D Duxrluvly: however, I do love to write about philosophy Duxrluvly: so its not all bad Mega Dogmeat: Philosophize about cock :-) Duxrluvly: ok Duxrluvly: cock doesnt exist Mega Dogmeat: But it is mimiced in reality ... Mega Dogmeat: Is cock god in this case? Mega Dogmeat: :-D Duxrluvly: I do not like cock Duxrluvly: I dont know what cock is Duxrluvly: cock has never shown itself to me Mega Dogmeat: See, the argument can be made that God doesn't exist .... yet god is Mimiced in reality almost unconsciously ..... Therefore if cock doesn't exist, and cock is mimiced in reality nearly as unconsciously as god ..... Is ..... Cock ..... God? Duxrluvly: therefore, cock does not exist Mega Dogmeat: Are you a virgin? You do know what cock is supposed to be right? Duxrluvly: I am a virgin Duxrluvly: God has placed a guard upon me so that I will never see what some refer to as cock Duxrluvly: therefore, in my world Duxrluvly: cock does not exist Mega Dogmeat: However .... this is only your view, and many others view cock as existing .... Duxrluvly: however i suppose one could disprove the existance of god in order to counter my argument Mega Dogmeat: What if Cock simply does not want you to know is *IS* God? Mega Dogmeat: And you've been looking at, and seeing, and feeling.....cock.....all this time unknowingly? Duxrluvly: well, if there is no physical world, then cock does not exist...it is only a figment of our imagination Duxrluvly: that is my overall stance Duxrluvly: that there is no physical world Duxrluvly: just spiritual minds Mega Dogmeat: But there IS a physical world, this surley you must agree with me on... Duxrluvly: because why would god waste his time creating a physical world when all he has to do is make our spiritual minds THINK that there is a physical world Mega Dogmeat: But what is the purpose of Cock ..... or God .....? Mega Dogmeat: There has to be a physical world for cock to operate in ... Duxrluvly: so in reality, all we are is just a bunch of interacting minds who think there is a physical world Mega Dogmeat: Were it not for the physical world, cock would not propel certain people into out-of-body experiences Mega Dogmeat: But as yet, you claim to have never been witness to this .... Yet you strangley speak that god keeps you from cock Duxrluvly: no no no...cock is of satan. spiritual satan put this non-physical idea of cock into the minds of us Mega Dogmeat: Could it be then, that Cock is god, and cock is saving you for himself for when the time is right by giving you premonitions of his greatness? Duxrluvly: I have a paper to write and all this talk about cock is not helping Duxrluvly: lol Mega Dogmeat: But satan .... is A god ... not the typical THE God ... but if Satan himself is the Anti-Christ, and Christ is God, then satan himself is the polar opposite of God .... and if cock is god, then satan MUST be Vagina and not Cock... Mega Dogmeat: :-P -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Sep 30 2007, 08:42 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 531 Joined: 26-June 06 From: San Marcos and San Antonio Member No.: 221 |
all i read was where Jessica called herself a virgin and laughed really hard. I didn't read the rest of the convo.
This is why you weirdos don't have my screenname |
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Sep 30 2007, 08:45 PM
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 Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
you might wanna remove them from your profile then
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Sep 30 2007, 08:46 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 531 Joined: 26-June 06 From: San Marcos and San Antonio Member No.: 221 |
but you never really know which one I'm one. I don't even know which one I'm on half the time.
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Sep 30 2007, 08:56 PM
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 New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
QUOTE (Melanie @ Sep 30 2007, 09:42 PM) all i read was where Jessica called herself a virgin and laughed really hard. I didn't read the rest of the convo. whore
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