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pebkac
post Sep 24 2007, 08:36 AM
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So at work yesterday, I had this conversation:

Customer: "Do you have any mice with the old school green connector instead of the USB?"
Me: "You mean a PS/2 connector?"
Customer: "Oh, no... I don't need it to play video games."


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Holy shit, pebkac, you're awesome!



"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Theodor Seuss Geisel (AKA Dr. Seuss)

"An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all." - Oscar Wilde
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post Sep 24 2007, 10:19 AM
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QUOTE (pebkac @ Sep 24 2007, 09:36 AM) *
So at work yesterday, I had this conversation:

Customer: "Do you have any mice with the old school green connector instead of the USB?"
Me: "You mean a PS/2 connector?"
Customer: "Oh, no... I don't need it to play video games."


roffles...

granted the average person would equate PS/2 with a game controller....


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jonathan83
post Sep 24 2007, 03:40 PM
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yeah, even though most of us on techsans know what ps/2 is... the average person would probably think PS2.


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Testm0nkey
post Sep 24 2007, 03:55 PM
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i have no idea about it



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Testm0nkey
post Sep 24 2007, 04:02 PM
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ill contribute


"oh my godddddd lets smoke some weed! TEHEHEHEHEHEHE" very loudly walking through the middle of campus
two young looking girls in shorts and rolled up sweat pants with big sunglasses reppin with their sorority shirts


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post Sep 24 2007, 04:36 PM
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QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Sep 24 2007, 05:02 PM) *
ill contribute
"oh my godddddd lets smoke some weed! TEHEHEHEHEHEHE" very loudly walking through the middle of campus
two young looking girls in shorts and rolled up sweat pants with big sunglasses reppin with their sorority shirts

you should have offered to sell them some

that would have given them a good story for the next topless pillow fight
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post Sep 24 2007, 05:09 PM
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i wouldnt have known what a ps/2 connection is...but then again i would figure it out as soon as he said it


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post Sep 24 2007, 05:26 PM
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Another one:

Customer (pointing at external hard drives): "Is this RAM?"


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Holy shit, pebkac, you're awesome!



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blaarg
post Sep 25 2007, 01:44 AM
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I overhear/see too much stupid shit...
A more interesting thread would be "intelligent things Tech people say"
that would probably get about 3 replies before getting buried though....


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post Sep 25 2007, 09:30 AM
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when i worked at best buy like 8 years ago, i recall this dude coming up to the computer help counter, plops a keyboard he'd chosen onto the counter, and asks "will this interfere with my protocols?"
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post Sep 25 2007, 09:44 AM
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"which one hits the hardest"


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post Sep 29 2007, 03:37 PM
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http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/cs_calls.shtml Yeah you may enjoy that one...


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