 Cows and sheep are opposites!!!!! |
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 Sep 11 2007, 01:59 PM
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 DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55  |
Cows and sheep are opp-o-sites!
Opp-o-sites! Opp-o-sites! Cows and sheep are opp-o-sites! This I do declare! Yes ladies and gentlemen, it has come to my knowledge recently that despite popular belief, cows and SHEEP are opposites! Not cows and HORSES. Yes folks, in actuality cows and SHEEP are opposites! I've found new vigor in life now that I've realized it! In fact so much so I put together that little tune at the beginning of this post! Now! Somebody ...................SHOOT ME! -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Sep 11 2007, 02:47 PM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
What's really funny is that I saw the title of this topic and knew you were the one to have started it without even glancing at the "topic starter" field...
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Sep 11 2007, 08:28 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Sep 11 2007, 02:47 PM)  What's really funny is that I saw the title of this topic and knew you were the one to have started it without even glancing at the "topic starter" field... Hey Christine, how tall are you? -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Sep 11 2007, 08:31 PM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
About 5' 7", why?
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Sep 11 2007, 08:36 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Sep 11 2007, 08:31 PM) About 5' 7", why? BLAST! I was hoping you were at least 5'10" ... You see, I'm trying to find my bride! She must be taller than average you see. This is imperative for my goal of creating MONSTEROUS POWER-CHILDREN that I can mold and shape into a vehicle for helping me take over the world! You see, a woman of your intelligence would most likley birth very intelligent children, however, there exists a gamble on the physical size and strength of the children we would have! I wish to be sure to create MONSTEROUS POWER-CHILDREN therefore I must make sure my bride is not only highly intelligent but also tall! Alas, I am sorry, but I cannot mate with you at this time 
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Sep 11 2007, 08:40 PM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
Alas, I am devastated at this news.
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Sep 11 2007, 08:42 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Sep 11 2007, 08:40 PM) Alas, I am devastated at this news. :rollseyes: You should laugh at the sillyness of all this instead of being devastated ... it's not good to be devastated
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Sep 11 2007, 09:28 PM
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 Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
i wanna find me a 5'10" chick too, maybe the kids will be 7' and will make millions playin bball
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Sep 11 2007, 09:31 PM
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 New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
haha omg Christine. thats so funny you said that because I thought the same thing....regarding your first post in this thread
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Sep 12 2007, 10:25 AM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
QUOTE (Jessica @ Sep 11 2007, 09:31 PM) haha omg Christine. thats so funny you said that because I thought the same thing....regarding your first post in this thread Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...............how tall are you? -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Sep 12 2007, 10:46 AM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
5'8
Still not prime mating material. Sorry to disappoint. |
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Sep 12 2007, 10:55 AM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
QUOTE (Jessica @ Sep 12 2007, 10:46 AM) 5'8 Still not prime mating material. Sorry to disappoint. this article is about something I find entertaining http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20725154/ -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Sep 12 2007, 11:05 AM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
haha. that headline is awesome for an MSNBC article.
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Sep 12 2007, 12:53 PM
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dogmeat...
the next time you are about to click "new topic"...don't. |
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Sep 12 2007, 12:58 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
QUOTE (cupcake @ Sep 12 2007, 12:53 PM) dogmeat... the next time you are about to click "new topic"...don't. *POOF* you're a kangaroo! Hop around now, hop around! -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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