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post Mar 21 2006, 11:33 PM
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I want to thank my fellow techsans because:




I like the attention I get from people online because I never get it offline. I'm addicted. Generally, I am depressed a depressed person. My online friends make me happy. And.. I just want to continue being happy



ok, nah, i really dont care. some fag wrote that on that grouphug shit.
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post Mar 21 2006, 11:36 PM
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fuck you!


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im 16 & ive recently done some stuff with this guy, it was my first time doing anything. word has now gotten all around the school that im a whore & i LOVE it


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post Mar 21 2006, 11:37 PM
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fuck you!


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I once had a girlfriend who would only sleep with me if I converted to her religion.

She eventually found out I really didn't want to convert, I just wanted to tap that ass.


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post Mar 21 2006, 11:37 PM
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fuck you!


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my boyfriend has a lower sex drive than me and i feel like a horny wanton whore everytime i try to get him to touch me.


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Throwdown
post Mar 21 2006, 11:37 PM
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fuck you!


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i once hird a stripper for my cuzins bachelor party. i think she was like 55. after everyone was passed out drunk i gave the stripper some coke to have anal sex with her. That was the bbest thing ever. i got poo poo on my dick and she apologized and sucked it off. then i made out with her which was kindof nasty but i got hard again from it


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Mommy
post Mar 21 2006, 11:41 PM
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I recently broke up with my girlfriend. She found out halfway through the relationship that she had gotten herpes from her ex-boyfriend. I didn't get tested because I thought we were going to get married.

I got tested after the break-up. I don't have herpes, and we never used a condom. I think it's kind of funny...







What a fucking idiot. to my knowledge, a person cant get tested for herpes unless they have a breakout. laugh.gif
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post Mar 21 2006, 11:41 PM
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fuck you!


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i once hird a stripper for my cuzins bachelor party. i think she was like 55. after everyone was passed out drunk i gave the stripper some coke to have anal sex with her. That was the bbest thing ever. i got poo poo on my dick and she apologized and sucked it off. then i made out with her which was kindof nasty but i got hard again from it


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Mommy
post Mar 21 2006, 11:42 PM
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QUOTE (Throwdown @ Mar 21 2006, 11:41 PM)
i once hird a stripper for my cuzins bachelor party. i think she was like 55. after everyone was passed out drunk i gave the stripper some coke to have anal sex with her. That was the bbest thing ever. i got poo poo on my dick and she apologized and sucked it off. then i made out with her which was kindof nasty but i got hard again from it

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post Mar 21 2006, 11:43 PM
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FFFFFFFUCKKKKKKKKKKKK


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i once hird a stripper for my cuzins bachelor party. i think she was like 55. after everyone was passed out drunk i gave the stripper some coke to have anal sex with her. That was the bbest thing ever. i got poo poo on my dick and she apologized and sucked it off. then i made out with her which was kindof nasty but i got hard again from it
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Mommy
post Mar 21 2006, 11:45 PM
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I like to call the suicide hotline and hang up. I dont know why, it just makes me feel better.
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post Mar 22 2006, 12:33 AM
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call the suicide hotline, fire a gun and then hang up


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Mommy
post Mar 22 2006, 12:35 AM
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QUOTE (woody @ Mar 22 2006, 12:33 AM)
call the suicide hotline, fire a gun and then hang up

!!!! YES!


who has a gun i can borrow?
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post Mar 22 2006, 12:38 AM
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monogamous gays & stem cells


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HAHA, do it!
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