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post Aug 23 2007, 08:18 AM
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http://www.wired.com/politics/law/magazine...s?currentPage=1

Really freakin' weird.

I have noticed in the last few years that my AIM and other chat use has gone way down (right at 0).


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post Aug 23 2007, 09:38 AM
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Yikes


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post Aug 23 2007, 09:54 AM
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at work....3 damn pages? Cliff notes please.


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post Aug 23 2007, 10:08 AM
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wow i read that transcript.


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impala454
post Aug 23 2007, 11:00 AM
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yeah whats the jist of it... don't feel like readin that much
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post Aug 23 2007, 11:02 AM
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i read the whole thing, funny shit, except for the dude getting killed
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post Aug 23 2007, 11:26 AM
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devote, assembly line job, ex marine father gets tired of his life and delves into the even seedier underground of his online poker world. there he meets hot4u 17yr old girl in West Virginia. He tells her hes a 17yr old marine in Iraq and they "fall in love." More like searching for everything they are missing and believing obsession and compulsion is a replacement for actual human connection. He develops a deep seeded fantasy and creates yet another persona that is actually himself, a 45 yr old ex marine but the father of the boy the 17yr old girl is falling in love with. All three (actually 2 people) develop a Freudian love triangle and the "father" is the messenger for the two lovers complete with his own drama and mistrust of his "son's" relationship.
He goes to his work and brags about his online relationship and tells people he will leave his wife and family. He writes he cant wait until he turns into the 17yr old marine boy he created and doesnt understand whats taking so long. A young man from his work that he plays poker with starts chatting up the love interest of the man. Now its an entire Greek tragedy and much back and forth between all 4 (actually 3 now) people.
The wife of the guy finds out and send a letter to the young girl. He comes clean but their online relationship doesnt stop. He kills the young man in a jealous fit.
Police go to talk to girl and find out its a 45yr old poor fatty who was prostituting images of her teenage daughter to get men to talk to her, but only wanted to "help" them


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post Aug 23 2007, 12:10 PM
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something about the phrase "prostituting her teenage daughter" that wets my winky.


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post Aug 23 2007, 01:17 PM
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btw, one correction on testmo's summary

pogo is far from the seedy underground online poker world, pogo is a family oriented site with lots of games (like yahoo games), my mom plays some kind of bubble game like tetris/snood on there all the time
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post Aug 23 2007, 01:29 PM
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it sounds like that lady had quite the online lovers following from that site

if i was your dad id put the lockdown on her!


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post Aug 23 2007, 01:30 PM
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his mom as posing as him and tryin to get 13 yr old girls
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post Aug 23 2007, 01:31 PM
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actually i started having an affair with a hot 18 y/o on pogo...


































it turned out to be my mom
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post Aug 23 2007, 01:44 PM
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dude your mom is 18? does she drive a delorean or something?
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post Aug 23 2007, 01:53 PM
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lance is his own dad
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post Aug 23 2007, 01:56 PM
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don't forget, i'm your dad too
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