worst excuse ever Options

[Seeker]

http://www.crooksandliars.com/2007/08/06/worst-excuse-ever/

[impala454]

we need to attach nukes to florida and just blow it off into the ocean for electing people like this.

[Seeker]

no, we just need to investigate the REAL criminals in government and not the gay ones with gay sexual urges, cause i really don't give a shit if he's gay and likes dick... we should worry about the people in government who are corrupted

[moebary]

the government is corrupted with gay people!!

[impala454]

well gay or not, paying for sexual acts was a crime last time I checked.

[Seeker]

Good digg.com comment:

Ok, sometimes I have hard time understanding the american law. Please go on and read the following article about this incidents:
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/...rl_tab01_layout
according to this page here's what happened
1. State Rep. Bob Allen enters the toilet, from his acts it seems that he's looking for a sexual partner.
2. The officer says ""Well look, man, I'm trying to make some money; you think you can hook me up with 20 bucks?"
3. Allen accepts. The officer asks what he has to do, and says "do you want just [oral sex]?"
4. Allen replies "I was thinking you would want one"
5. Officer replies "but you'll still give me the 20 bucks for that", Allen accepts.

Now for a moment forget that he's a State Rep and whether you'd vote for him or not. What was exactly illegal? The guy was looking for a sexual partner, all people do that, and doing it in a public place is not illegal. He didn't try to force the officer. And it was the officer who actually *asked* for money. So the problem is that he accepted?

Now imagine that you're flirting with a girl in a bar, trying to get her in bed and she asks for 20bucks, or better she asks you to pay her a couple of drinks. What would you do?

So I guess the problem is that the guy is gay, and we don't like gay people, and that he's a State Rep, and we want State Reps to be saints, not gays. I wish we'd care more about the real criminals who are in the office and not the gay people with urges.

[impala454]

that's a stupid comment. comparing some dude in a park who's obviously a prostitute asking for $20 to buying a girl drinks at the bar is just stupid. that's hilarious that they're as diluted as to try and twist it into making it look like they're calling him out for being gay, and not simply the crime he commited.

[FORSAKENR320]

the defining point here is that it's widely known that all women are prostitutes to some degree. if you don't believe me, look back and try to think of one girl you fucked where you didn't have to pay for anything at all to get her in the sack.

[impala454]

paying for dinner and paying cash directly to the girl are two different things.

[GOB]

actually, the worst excuse ever is: "i thought it was rubbing balm and flaxseed oil"

[Testm0nkey]

"i thought if you rub it on a duck it goes a lot faster"

[chook]

With the sexual part, I'd be worried about the person doing wrong things in return for sexual gratification. As the song goes, we all got our runnings.