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 Jul 16 2007, 04:31 PM
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I was raised on the dairy, BITCH! Group: Members Posts: 3,080 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Cedar Park Member No.: 49  |
QUOTE BELLATRIX LESTRANGE KILLS RON WEASLEY
In a large battle in Hogwarts, Bellatrix fights Ron and manages to kill him. However, she was also weakened in the battle, and is killed by Neville Longbottom to avenge his parents. DUMBLEDORE REALLY IS DEAD He's not coming back. He did have some sort of deal with Snape that involved his death, but unfortunately Snape was really only motivated by his own self-interest. Dumbledore's death only served to get him into Voldemort's good graces. VOLDEMORT KILLS SNAPE Snape does get his comeuppance. I don't know exactly why, but Voldemort kills him. It has something to do again with Snape's self-interest. HARRY SURVIVES AND KILLS VOLDEMORT In a final confrontation in the Department of Mysteries, Harry opens the door that was previously locked in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Behind it is a powerful glowing force, presumably the power of love, which heals Harry's wounds from the battle while completely destroying Voldemort. Harry goes on to become an Auror, except as a freelancer due to his general mistrust of the Ministry of Magic. -------------------- "Ah, y'know it's funny, these people they go to sleep, they think everything's fine, everything's good. They wake up the next day and they're on fire."
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Jul 16 2007, 05:00 PM
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 monogamous gays & stem cells Group: Members Posts: 3,789 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 8 |
best thread
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Jul 16 2007, 05:01 PM
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Fool Group: Members Posts: 2,127 Joined: 23-February 06 From: LBB Member No.: 56 |
Doubt any hardcore HP fans around here. Nice try though
-------------------- Spam? Isn't that something poor people eat?
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Jul 16 2007, 05:01 PM
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monogamous gays & stem cells Group: Members Posts: 3,789 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 8 |
QUOTE (James @ Jul 16 2007, 06:01 PM)  Doubt any hardcore HP fans around here. Nice try though i remember when the last book came out, there were a bunch of threads like this and a few people got really pissy |
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Jul 16 2007, 05:01 PM
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  Group: Agents Posts: 4,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lu-bok Member No.: 41 |
omgruined
ikillselfandalexnow bbl. -------------------- 32-bit whore
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Jul 16 2007, 05:02 PM
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Fool Group: Members Posts: 2,127 Joined: 23-February 06 From: LBB Member No.: 56 |
Oh really?
*gets a big bowl of popcorn* -------------------- Spam? Isn't that something poor people eat?
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Jul 16 2007, 05:43 PM
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I was raised on the dairy, BITCH! Group: Members Posts: 3,080 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Cedar Park Member No.: 49 |
I also hear that there's a bonus ending to the next movie where Harry gets anal raped by a thoroughbred during the entire credits.
-------------------- "Ah, y'know it's funny, these people they go to sleep, they think everything's fine, everything's good. They wake up the next day and they're on fire."
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Jul 17 2007, 02:38 AM
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 Oh baby bring me down Group: Agents Posts: 4,115 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Way out yonder Member No.: 68 |
QUOTE (pysex @ Jul 16 2007, 06:43 PM) I also hear that there's a bonus ending to the next movie where Harry gets anal raped by a thoroughbred during the entire credits. That's why he got the 13 million -------------------- Southern Rock, beer and bears!
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Jul 18 2007, 11:15 PM
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 Group: Moderators Posts: 2,558 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Seoul, South Korea Member No.: 28 |
btw, that's not even a real ending, it's fake. there are several on the internet already.
only 2 major characters will die in book 7, and that says 3: ron, snape, voldemort. --------------------  |
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Jul 19 2007, 09:13 AM
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 Group: Members Posts: 1,795 Joined: 29-September 06 Member No.: 327 |
I do not understand anything in that initial post.
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Jul 19 2007, 09:16 AM
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Fool Group: Members Posts: 2,127 Joined: 23-February 06 From: LBB Member No.: 56 |
QUOTE (cupcake @ Jul 19 2007, 10:13 AM) I do not understand anything in that initial post. Harry Potter -------------------- Spam? Isn't that something poor people eat?
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Jul 19 2007, 09:39 AM
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I was raised on the dairy, BITCH! Group: Members Posts: 3,080 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Cedar Park Member No.: 49 |
QUOTE (cupcake @ Jul 19 2007, 10:13 AM) I do not understand anything in that initial post. it's from harry potter apparently they are spoilers to the next book and i was hoping i could make someone cry -------------------- "Ah, y'know it's funny, these people they go to sleep, they think everything's fine, everything's good. They wake up the next day and they're on fire."
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Jul 19 2007, 10:34 AM
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Group: Members Posts: 1,795 Joined: 29-September 06 Member No.: 327 |
oh...
man harry potter fans are pretty fanatical about that shit...I would watch your ass!!!!!!! I've never read nor seen anything HP except for that skit on SNL. however, a very erudite man whose opnion on literature I respect greatly decided to take a gander at the books to see what all the hoopla was about... and he said they were pretty damn good. |
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Jul 19 2007, 10:52 AM
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Group: Members Posts: 1,795 Joined: 29-September 06 Member No.: 327 |
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Jul 19 2007, 03:56 PM
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 Group: Moderators Posts: 1,551 Joined: 19-April 06 From: Lubbock Member No.: 162 |
QUOTE (pysex @ Jul 19 2007, 09:39 AM) it's from harry potter apparently they are spoilers to the next book and i was hoping i could make someone cry I didn't read the spoilers, but I'd love to make you cry for trying to ruin the last book. It's the last fucking one alex. don't hate. -------------------- Je suis toute du merde.
....bitches!!!!! |
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