 Bin Laden Uncovers Secret Formula to Halt Aging Process |
| Bin Laden Uncovers Secret Formula to Halt Aging Process |
 Jul 17 2007, 03:46 PM
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In his spare time between traversing and hiding in the caves of the mountainous Pakistani border region, Osama bin Laden has amazingly found the time to develop a secret scientific formula that completely halts the aging process! Don't believe me? Look at the photos, Osama hasn't aged a day since 2001!
Osama in 2001.  Osama in 2007.  Look at the pattern of graying in the beard! Osama's barely aged a day! If anything, he looks younger six years later! Compare him to Bush and Blair, who have obviously not had access to Bin Laden's remarkable discovery and have aged badly. Bush in 2001  Bush in 2007  Blair in 2001  Blair in 2007  Don't let tinfoil hat wearing conspiracy theorists fool you into thinking that the new Bin Laden tape was just cobbled together old footage released by the Neo-Cons to justify "staying the course" in Iraq 6 months after the failed surge! In reality, Osama has achieved an amazing scientific breakthrough and must be captured immediately so that the entire world can enjoy the benefits of eternal youth! http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/july2...cretformula.htm |
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Jul 17 2007, 04:02 PM
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looks older in the second one to me /shrug
I suppose prisonplanet.com needs plenty of poor believers to click their page and keep the ad revenue coming in. edit: in fact, barely even looks like the same dude. 
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Jul 17 2007, 04:31 PM
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When you're already grey, where you gonna go??
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Jul 17 2007, 05:06 PM
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um he doesnt really look younger at all...but whatever
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Jul 17 2007, 05:08 PM
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QUOTE (schwab @ Jul 17 2007, 06:06 PM)  um he doesnt really look younger at all...but whatever the point is that he looks the same, idiot |
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Jul 17 2007, 05:10 PM
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bush and blair also look the same...its not a breakthrough in modern science to not look older 5 years down the road, a lot of people look the same
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Jul 18 2007, 01:36 AM
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of the three he looks the best maintained, must have good access to dialysis machines.
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Jul 18 2007, 08:36 AM
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QUOTE (schwab @ Jul 17 2007, 06:10 PM) bush and blair also look the same...its not a breakthrough in modern science to not look older 5 years down the road, a lot of people look the same especially when you're already in your late 50s early 60s |
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Jul 18 2007, 09:40 AM
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QUOTE (schwab @ Jul 17 2007, 06:10 PM) bush and blair also look the same...its not a breakthrough in modern science to not look older 5 years down the road, a lot of people look the same No Blair looks different, his mouth is open... Conspiracy theorists continue to theorize because they hold onto that little hope that maybe, just maybe, one day, they'll be proven right. -------------------- "There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: that of the fashionable non-conformist." |
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Jul 18 2007, 10:18 AM
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QUOTE (Hartmann @ Jul 18 2007, 10:40 AM) No Blair looks different, his mouth is open... Conspiracy theorists continue to theorize because they hold onto that little hope that maybe, just maybe, one day, they'll be proven right. somewhere in there is a mock motivational poster of Lance... |
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Jul 18 2007, 12:35 PM
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