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 Jul 16 2007, 07:11 PM
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 DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55  |
How do I like, get you people?
Seriously. It's been 7 months since I've so much as even hung out with a girl. I just moved to the most podunk ass redneck town you can immagine. There are some decent looking ones of you people around ... But, I don't want to pick the ones of you people up who hang out at bars. There is this one of you people that is WAY hot and apparently works out at the same gym I do, but short of accidentlly dropping a [very small] dumb-bell on her toe as an ice breaker or something retarded like that, I can't possibly figure out how I would even get a chance to introduce myself to this girl. so anyways how do I get you people? -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Jul 16 2007, 08:01 PM
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  Group: Agents Posts: 4,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lu-bok Member No.: 41 |
i suggest you go talk to her.
ask her about something going on in the town. like that pepsi plant. -------------------- 32-bit whore
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Jul 16 2007, 08:04 PM
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 N O E S Group: Members Posts: 421 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Hieuston, TX Member No.: 42 |
invite her to watch the latest at the drive-in. but invite her to watch it with you from the parking lot at the weston. and if you kids stay up late enough you can get her the tiny muffins from the front desk for breakfast. killer date.
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Jul 16 2007, 08:10 PM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
What kind of girl are you looking for? If you aren't interested in the type that hang around bars, then don't spend an inordinate amount of time there. If you want a girl who's into movies, then hang out at the movie theatre and chat up girls in the line... bookish chicks, go to the bookstore... hot gym sluts, the gym... duh?
As for the girl at the gym, just go up and talk to her! It's as simple as saying "Hey, I've seen you here several times, but hadn't gotten up the guts to talk to you. [blah blah blah introductory stuff] Would you be interested in grabbing a coffee/smoothie/drink with me after we're done here?" As long as you don't leer at us, most of us aren't creeped out by random guys striking up a conversation. -------------------- |
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Jul 16 2007, 08:47 PM
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 ROCKPACALYPSE NOW Group: Members Posts: 1,519 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Dallas, TX Member No.: 13 |
So it's not ok to stare at their chest and then pump your right fist into the air while screaming all-aboard-them-tittttttayyyyyssss ?
Fuck that !!! -------------------- QUOTE (Lance) now we have some dude from argentina wondering how to fuck dogmeat |
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Jul 16 2007, 08:53 PM
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 New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
do boy things like fart and stuff...
if you dont get the girl, at least you feel like a man! |
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Jul 16 2007, 09:24 PM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
QUOTE (Rocky @ Jul 16 2007, 09:47 PM)  So it's not ok to stare at their chest and then pump your right fist into the air while screaming all-aboard-them-tittttttayyyyyssss ? Fuck that !!! Depends on the guy. You could probably get away with that, but most guys couldn't. 
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Jul 16 2007, 10:47 PM
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 Group: Members Posts: 2,329 Joined: 20-June 07 Member No.: 1,243 |
Grow a pair and go up and talk to them. It isn't rocket science. You either get rejected or you don't. Either way, no big deal. It's not like you'll ever talk to them again.
Girls aren't going to go up and talk to you unless you're really attractive or they're a drunk slut looking to get laid. They're doing the exact same thing as you - sitting there waiting for someone to come up and talk to them. --------------------   |
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Jul 16 2007, 10:57 PM
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N O E S Group: Members Posts: 421 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Hieuston, TX Member No.: 42 |
when i was there, me and my work crew would go to cobblestone or the dinosaur pub to drink in the evenings. there were a lot of cute girls there bartending and waiting tables. the guys weren't to terribly good with women but they got them to talk by asking them about their tattoos or "other places in town to hang out". then they'd invite them to come with.
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Jul 16 2007, 11:01 PM
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ROCKPACALYPSE NOW Group: Members Posts: 1,519 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Dallas, TX Member No.: 13 |
-------------------- QUOTE (Lance) now we have some dude from argentina wondering how to fuck dogmeat |
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Jul 16 2007, 11:05 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
That's the problem. I totally creep girls out.
Which is dumb, because they don't even know me well enough at first glace to know I SHOULD creep them out! 
-------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Jul 16 2007, 11:10 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
I think i already creeped this girl out honestly.
She caught me looking at her as she got out of her car today and then she heard me mumble under my breath "dammit" cuz I was mad she was arriving just as I was leaving and she looked back at me and I was like "oh shit" then she gave me this look like "please dont look at me anymore" uhg I should go kill brad pitt and cut his face off and then use that as a mask so I wont creep girls out cuz I'll look like brad pitt!
-------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Jul 16 2007, 11:55 PM
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Group: Agents Posts: 4,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lu-bok Member No.: 41 |
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jul 17 2007, 12:10 AM) I think i already creeped this girl out honestly. She caught me looking at her as she got out of her car today and then she heard me mumble under my breath "dammit" cuz I was mad she was arriving just as I was leaving and she looked back at me and I was like "oh shit" then she gave me this look like "please dont look at me anymore" uhg I should go kill brad pitt and cut his face off and then use that as a mask so I wont creep girls out cuz I'll look like brad pitt! become yaoi women will flock to you. -------------------- 32-bit whore
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Jul 17 2007, 06:27 AM
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 Group: Members Posts: 706 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Lubbock, TX Member No.: 20 |
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jul 16 2007, 07:11 PM) I just moved to the most podunk ass redneck town you can immagine. It may be too late. Her brother might have dibs. -------------------- Beers that I have had, updated July 5th, 2009: 1,548
My Beer List "Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel" - Samuel Johnson "I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ" - Mahatma Gandhi |
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Jul 17 2007, 08:31 AM
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Fool Group: Members Posts: 2,127 Joined: 23-February 06 From: LBB Member No.: 56 |
QUOTE (dauss @ Jul 17 2007, 07:27 AM) It may be too late. Her brother might have dibs.
-------------------- Spam? Isn't that something poor people eat?
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