 How to make five bucks the hard way |
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| How to make five bucks the hard way |
 Jul 4 2007, 04:25 PM
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 Group: Members Posts: 2,329 Joined: 20-June 07 Member No.: 1,243  |
Me and my friend Jeff go up to this wing place all the time because we're both dating girls who work there. We came in today hung over as all hell and Jeff ordered 20 buffalo atomic wings. Since Jeff is dumb and will do anything for money, I offered him five bucks to snort some atomic wing sauce. He said sure and we gathered everyone around to watch him. We decided to set the mood by playing Avril Lavigne's Girlfriend on the juke box. He took a finger full of wing sauce and shoved it straight up his nose. The look on his face, the kicking like a crazed mule, and the screaming was priceless. Two hours later and his nose is still on fire. It was $5 well spent
*This probably isn't very funny. Wait till my friend gets home and posts the video and and I'll link it. I almost died laughing --------------------   |
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Jul 4 2007, 05:06 PM
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 Eric The Sexy Group: Moderators Posts: 831 Joined: 23-February 06 Member No.: 30 |
 reminds me when Rocky snorted moldy something from his fridge for money |
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Jul 5 2007, 02:45 AM
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 Fantastic! Group: Members Posts: 219 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Portales, NM Member No.: 51 |
Is it bad that when I saw the title I expectd a picture of someone blowing something that was just as likely to not be a person...
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Jul 5 2007, 09:10 AM
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 New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
Whats funny about this thread is that it comes about an hour after Will tries to make me jealous by telling me he has a gf... when in all actuality I dumped his lame ass. Great job, Will. I see your thread, and in case you were wondering I still don't care.
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Jul 5 2007, 09:44 AM
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Group: Members Posts: 2,329 Joined: 20-June 07 Member No.: 1,243 |
QUOTE (Jessica @ Jul 5 2007, 10:10 AM)  Whats funny about this thread is that it comes about an hour after Will tries to make me jealous by telling me he has a gf... when in all actuality I dumped his lame ass. Great job, Will. I see your thread, and in case you were wondering I still don't care. /end DRAMA++ I didn't rejoin here to have drama with you. Take it up with me privately. -------------------- |
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Jul 5 2007, 09:49 AM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
Then dont be a douchebag and come on here to post about your imaginary gf to make me jealous. It never ceases to amaze me what you will do next
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Jul 5 2007, 09:50 AM
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 Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
lawlz
ps: was it wingstop atomic? damn... |
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Jul 5 2007, 09:55 AM
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Group: Members Posts: 2,329 Joined: 20-June 07 Member No.: 1,243 |
QUOTE (Jessica @ Jul 5 2007, 10:49 AM) Then dont be a douchebag and come on here to post about your imaginary gf to make me jealous. It never ceases to amaze me what you will do next Uh, I will send you pictures via AIM if you need verfication, but I'm not starting shit here. Chuck, it's a privately owned place in Austin. Admittedly, their hottest sauce isn't as bad as BWW's, but it still burns like a motherfucker if you snort it. -------------------- |
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Jul 5 2007, 10:02 AM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
I dont need verification. If you are getting some ass, great. I just am 99% positive youre lying because you like to lie even though you suck at it.
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Jul 5 2007, 10:44 AM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER  Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
--------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Jul 5 2007, 11:51 AM
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 Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4 |
WTF...
MORE DRAMA PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ -------------------- |
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Jul 5 2007, 11:55 AM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
QUOTE (Psykopath @ Jul 5 2007, 12:51 PM) WTF... umm okMORE DRAMA PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Fuck your mother? |
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Jul 5 2007, 11:57 AM
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Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4 |
QUOTE (Jessica @ Jul 5 2007, 12:55 PM) umm ok Fuck your mother? FUCK YO SISTAH -------------------- |
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Jul 5 2007, 12:03 PM
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 Group: Moderators Posts: 2,499 Joined: 23-February 06 From: El Paso Texas Member No.: 32 |
damn....someone's got some anger
he's nailing a, probably recent, high school grad who makes wings... what's there to be feisty about.... -------------------- |
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Jul 5 2007, 12:05 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
the fact that he owes me money. Pay up, bitch
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