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 Jun 19 2007, 12:22 PM
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Jun 19 2007, 12:55 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 5,275 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 2 |
This one is funny too: http://overheardintheoffice.com/
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Jun 19 2007, 12:59 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 5,275 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 2 |
From the office site:
LMAO QUOTE Interviewer #1: You have had many jobs at that same company. Can you describe your work environment?
Forty-six-year-old proper woman: My company liked to move us around a lot so we got experience in different departments. Interviewer #1: Was this a standard practice? Woman: Oh, yes. They did that for everyone working at the restaurant's HQ. Every six months we would move from department to department. We liked to call it "tossing the salad." Interviewer #1: Excuse me? Interviewer #2: [Spits out his water.] Interviewers #3,4, and 5: [Look away and laugh uncontrollably] Woman: I got my salad tossed every six months, but in the past year moved it up to every three months. It's all part of the manager training program. Interviewer #6: Did you like getting your salad tossed? Woman: Yes, I did. Interviewer #6: It must take some getting used to. We have never tossed salads here, but that is not to say we won't someday. Woman: I would highly recommend it. |
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Jun 19 2007, 04:35 PM
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QUOTE (1up @ Jun 19 2007, 01:22 PM)  Yeah this has been around for a while. I own one of the books they made: http://www.amazon.com/Overheard-New-York-M...2536&sr=8-1 There is some pretty funny shit in it... --------------------  |
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Jun 19 2007, 06:33 PM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
if it wasnt for my horse ...
-------------------- Little monkeys making money
Naked monkey looking funny Mighty males are strong and free Female monkey, not so lucky Rocking monkeys, funky monkeys Monkeys sticking other monkeys Monkeys wrong or monkeys right Mostly flexing monkey might |
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Jun 19 2007, 07:02 PM
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 monogamous gays & stem cells Group: Members Posts: 3,789 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 8 |
QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Jun 19 2007, 07:33 PM) if it wasnt for my horse ... (giddy up, giddy up, let's go) i wouldn't have spent that year in college (a degree granting institution) hilarious cd. |
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Jun 21 2007, 09:46 AM
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 Group: Moderators Posts: 2,499 Joined: 23-February 06 From: El Paso Texas Member No.: 32 |
Don't! Don't think about that sentence for more than three minutes, or blood will shoot out your nose
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Jun 21 2007, 10:38 AM
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 Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
old people never know the lingo
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