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[GOB]

yeah, the whole part about it looking like a prosthetic penis might raise some eyebrows when she does the drug test.

when i recently did a drug test, they didn't have somebody watching me take the piss, so the fake wang could work.

[pebkac]

Depends on a lot of factors like body weight and how often she smokes pot. It will probably be totally out of her system within a day or two if it's a one time thing. A week if it's a daily thing, and two weeks if it's a heavy daily thing. Of course those are just averages as nobody's body chemistry is the same as everyone else's.

Best bet is to wash her system out about an hour before hand. Drink as much water as possible and lots of diuretics (caffeine, cranberry juice). Also take some Vitamin B2 for color as labs may sometimes get suspicious if the sample is too clear.

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This post has been edited by pebkac: Jun 8 2007, 04:42 PM

[False Dude]

drugs tests can also sometimes find out if you have been taking typical "toxin reducers" or influx of vitamins. but generally vitamins will dilute it, a lot of water, dilute some bleach well to where you just barely taste the bleach and drink a little bit of that, dont exercise as THC gets stored in your muscles and exercise either actually raises the level or something like that
tell her shes dumb

- Testm0nkey

[schwab]

i just took one for my company, they just had me empty my pockets, and didnt have anyone watch me....one thing they did do was test the temp of the piss

maybe they can put it off like i did (not on purpose) but they sent the form to me for the drug test and i never received it and contacted them 2 weeks later saying hey, i never received the form, they said that was fine and sent it again...giving me more time....but i had no reason to wait...it jsut happened that way

[jonathan83]

Depends on a lot of factors like body weight and how often she smokes pot. It will probably be totally out of her system within a day or two if it's a one time thing. A week if it's a daily thing, and two weeks if it's a heavy daily thing. Of course those are just averages as nobody's body chemistry is the same as everyone else's.

Best bet is to wash her system out about an hour before hand. Drink as much water as possible and lots of diuretics (caffeine, cranberry juice). Also take some Vitamin B2 for color as labs may sometimes get suspicious if the sample is too clear.

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i remember hearing that it takes 1 month for it to leave your system. like in a health class or something. i dont know.

[griseyeux]

i remember hearing that it takes 1 month for it to leave your system. like in a health class or something. i dont know.

it takes anywhere from 1-4 weeks to get it out of your system. Best bet is to buy a detox drink at a head shop, but if they do check your vitamin b levels then your screwed. Brownies usually arent that potent though. She only ate one right?

Drug tests are usually meant to check for habitual use so if she only ate one brownie I'm not certain that there would even be enough thc in her system to yield a postitive result.

good luck, though.

[THECHICKEN]

I'll give the same advice i gave to dogmeat...

Drink a gallon of clorox...
and then another

That'll do the trick

[zetec]

As far as I know marijuana is fat soluble, not water soluble, so drinking a lot of water to flush it out doesn't work. Google the subject and you'll find a billion different remedies such as drinking pickle juice or there some kind of stuff that is kind of like jello mix that people say you can mix into a gallon of water and drink. I don't know what works and what doesn't, but for the sake of the job she'd better start trying them all.

PS, she could buy a Whizzinator, but that might arouse suspicion.

It is fat soluble, but it never hurts to dilute your urine as much as possible with tons of water.

if it really was a one time thing, as long as it's not like one or two days before the test she should be fine, if she really needs to, she can go buy some detox at any head shop.

I don't feel like explaining any of the shizzy much more, let Gonzo do it. He seems equally knowlegeble on the subject.


Also, suggesting deletion of thread within a week, just like dogmeat's old thread. Posterity, google and all that.

[chook]

If its one time, i'd say 3 days if she is skinny, up to a week if she is not. The month thing is only for the typical total stoner who wakes and bakes.

[griseyeux]

If its one time, i'd say 3 days if she is skinny, up to a week if she is not. The month thing is only for the typical total stoner who wakes and bakes.

I see no problem with the aforementioned recreational activity.

[Mommy]

off topic-ish, but i thought you were in nursing school at UT?

long story. I was going to UT, not anymore. I can pay $1100 less a semester and go to Texas State so thats what Im going to do.

[Mommy]

yeah, it was a one time thing so hopefully its out of her system by now. Who knows. It just pisses me off because the sooner I get someone trained, the sooner I can leave. I mean, I could just leave when my two weeks is up, but I would really like to help them get someone trained.

[James]

What about just telling the potential employer that she ate a funny brownie, it was a one time thing, and it will not happen again. People are stupid, but youth are fucking stupid. If I were the employer, I'd appreciate the honesty and have her start out on a probation with a secondary drug test to follow in like a month or so that determines continued employment. To make it even better, if she happens to come up with a clean result, she shows character by being honest when she didn't have to.

Maybe I put too much value into honesty.

[Mommy]

eh. i thought about that, but I personally dont want to risk it because I know she is good at what she does and I can train her easily. I want to hurry up and get out of here.

[James]

Soooo...have you trained your friend how to use Myspace yet?