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Testm0nkey
post Jun 7 2007, 06:15 PM
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ah ok i just didnt know when she was in jail. that makes sense than


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Testm0nkey
post Jun 7 2007, 06:44 PM
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UH OH!!!!!!!

The Los Angeles City Attorney has filed a motion asking the judge who sentenced Paris Hilton to have her returned to jail to serve out her full sentence.

In the documents obtained by TMZ, City Attorney Rocky Delgadillo is also asking Judge Michael Sauer to hold a hearing, demanding that the Sheriff's Department show why it should not be held in contempt of court for violating Judge Sauer's May 4, 2007 order, which expressly stated "no electronic monitoring."

i hope the people who were responsible for getting her out are getting a talking to

paris hilton
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I did have a choice to go to a pay jail," Hilton said Sunday, without giving details. "But I declined because I feel like the media portrays me in a way that I'm not and that's why I wanted to go to county, to show that I can do it and I'm going to be treated like everyone else. I'm going to do the time, I'm going to do it the right way."


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Mommy
post Jun 8 2007, 01:29 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008


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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070608/ap_on_en_tv/paris_hilton

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"It's not right!" shouted the weeping Hilton. "Mom!" she called out to her mother in the audience.
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impala454
post Jun 8 2007, 01:54 PM
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Back to jail bitch!


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post Jun 8 2007, 01:58 PM
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impala454
post Jun 8 2007, 02:14 PM
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it'd be hilarious if she went berserk and got tasered or somethin

edit: you know in those pics she bares a striking resemblance to martha stewart...
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post Jun 8 2007, 02:28 PM
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Boo fucking hoo.


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post Jun 8 2007, 02:52 PM
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hahahhahahhhahah


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blaarg
post Jun 8 2007, 03:16 PM
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best part:

When Hilton was getting into the police car, she screamed out "Mom!"

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post Jun 8 2007, 03:18 PM
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new news that she's been taken to the Los Angeles County Medical Center Jail Ward


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post Jun 8 2007, 04:57 PM
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QUOTE (blaarg @ Jun 8 2007, 04:16 PM) *
best part:

When Hilton was getting into the police car, she screamed out "Mom!"

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she didn't say it when she was getting in the police car, but in the courtroom.
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Screaming and crying, Paris Hilton was escorted from a courtroom and ordered back to jail Friday after a judge, overruling the county sheriff, said she must serve out her entire 45-day sentence behind bars rather than in her Hollywood Hills home.

"It's not right!" shouted Hilton, who violated her probation in a reckless driving case. "Mom!" she called out to her mother in the audience.

Earlier Friday, the 26-year-old hotel heiress was handcuffed and taken from her home in a black-and-white police car, paparazzi sprinting in pursuit and helicopters broadcasting live from above. She entered the courtroom disheveled and weeping, hair askew, without makeup, wearing a fuzzy gray sweat shirt over slacks.

She cried throughout the hearing, dabbing her eyes, and her body shook constantly. Several times, she turned to her parents, seated behind her in the courtroom, and mouthed, "I love you."

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/08/p...n.ap/index.html


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post Jun 8 2007, 05:08 PM
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i bet she was lesboraped
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post Jun 8 2007, 05:31 PM
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i want to send her a care-package.


by care package i mean double layer chocolate cake where the icing inbetween the layers is made from my own feces.


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post Jun 8 2007, 05:56 PM
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QUOTE (blaarg @ Jun 8 2007, 02:58 PM) *
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it's just so depressing, seeing somebody suffer the consequences of their own actions. glad we haven't had a system built on that for two hundred years in this country or people would be crying in the back of police cars every day.


edit: i would love to be the cop driving that car.
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post Jun 8 2007, 06:00 PM
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I was raised on the dairy, BITCH!


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QUOTE (lamont's lament @ Jun 8 2007, 06:56 PM) *
it's just so depressing, seeing somebody suffer the consequences of their own actions. glad we haven't had a system built on that for two hundred years in this country or people would be crying in the back of police cars every day.
edit: i would love to be the cop driving that car.


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