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How many total squares do you use (given standard 2-ply TP and your typical bowel movement)?
1-5 [ 2 ] ** [7.69%]
6-10 [ 10 ] ** [38.46%]
11-15 [ 7 ] ** [26.92%]
15-20 [ 2 ] ** [7.69%]
> 20 [ 5 ] ** [19.23%]
Which wipe method do you use?
Reach around your back [ 16 ] ** [61.54%]
Down through the front [ 9 ] ** [34.62%]
Other (explain ...) [ 1 ] ** [3.85%]
How many craps per day?
0.5 (2 days per crap) [ 6 ] ** [23.08%]
1 [ 14 ] ** [53.85%]
2 [ 5 ] ** [19.23%]
3 [ 0 ] ** [0.00%]
> 3 (damn) [ 1 ] ** [3.85%]
Total Votes: 26
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Mommy
post Jun 1 2007, 01:29 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008


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Thats a pretty gross thought ... guy going down on girl only get a tongue full of....

ill stop there *barf*
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impala454
post Jun 1 2007, 01:32 PM
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speaking of barf, I saw this family guy clip for the first time earlier, friggin cryin' laughin just about
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jonathan83
post Jun 1 2007, 03:30 PM
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where's the option for "1 crap a week?" haha


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GOB
post Jun 3 2007, 01:14 PM
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ha
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zetec
post Jun 4 2007, 11:00 AM
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More important and widely debated topic:

Do you sit or stand to wipe?

I'm a sitter.


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impala454
post Jun 4 2007, 12:28 PM
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who the hell stands up to wipe their ass?!?
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jonathan83
post Jun 4 2007, 04:30 PM
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who sits?? i've always stood up so i can check it out in the mirror to see if i've missed any spots laugh.gif


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Junsui
post Jun 4 2007, 05:17 PM
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I used to poop only once a week. Sometimes it would be longer that. I had to get more fiber in my diet!
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