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How many total squares do you use (given standard 2-ply TP and your typical bowel movement)?
1-5 [ 2 ] ** [7.69%]
6-10 [ 10 ] ** [38.46%]
11-15 [ 7 ] ** [26.92%]
15-20 [ 2 ] ** [7.69%]
> 20 [ 5 ] ** [19.23%]
Which wipe method do you use?
Reach around your back [ 16 ] ** [61.54%]
Down through the front [ 9 ] ** [34.62%]
Other (explain ...) [ 1 ] ** [3.85%]
How many craps per day?
0.5 (2 days per crap) [ 6 ] ** [23.08%]
1 [ 14 ] ** [53.85%]
2 [ 5 ] ** [19.23%]
3 [ 0 ] ** [0.00%]
> 3 (damn) [ 1 ] ** [3.85%]
Total Votes: 26
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impala454
post May 31 2007, 01:30 PM
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heh was just chattin w/some people from my old job and somehow the method of wiping and amount of squares came up.
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post May 31 2007, 01:32 PM
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I voted.
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Testm0nkey
post May 31 2007, 02:08 PM
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some people use way too much toilet paper!


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post May 31 2007, 02:21 PM
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5-10
Front
1-2 (chose 2 for the poll)


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post May 31 2007, 02:28 PM
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i wonder if any guys do the down the front... that would be extremely awkward imo.
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False Dude
post May 31 2007, 02:38 PM
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its not


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post May 31 2007, 04:09 PM
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"And when I wipe my ass, I go from front to back, cause I don't want a bladder infection" dooo do do doo d odo doo doo dodo odoo odo

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post May 31 2007, 05:11 PM
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its all about the reach around the back..

plus one a day....

and i use too much paper


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post May 31 2007, 05:12 PM
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its all about the reach around the back..

plus one a day....

and i use too much paper


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impala454
post Jun 1 2007, 08:17 AM
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man I just don't understand those people who can go 2 days with only one crap
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post Jun 1 2007, 08:48 AM
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i put that as my answer, but I lied. hah
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post Jun 1 2007, 08:55 AM
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i refuse to use toilet paper because it's literally flushing money down the drain. i can only crap in a room with a shower, tub, or large sink.
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post Jun 1 2007, 11:14 AM
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dear christ I hope his is joking
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post Jun 1 2007, 11:24 AM
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QUOTE (lamont's lament @ Jun 1 2007, 09:55 AM) *
i refuse to use toilet paper because it's literally flushing money down the drain. i can only crap in a room with a shower, tub, or large sink.



reminded me of this.

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heh, wierd ass black dudes wearing clown make up and rapping about shit


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post Jun 1 2007, 01:26 PM
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man that's a lot larger percentage than I thought that would go down the front. that's just so strange to me. maybe it's why some girls smell so bad down there laugh.gif


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