 Attention Pedestrians, get the f*** outta the way |
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| Attention Pedestrians, get the f*** outta the way |
 May 31 2007, 05:09 PM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER  Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50  |
i swear to god, if i get some dumb cunt old mexican bitch pushing her cart right in front of me while i'm walking at walmart again, i'm gonna flip her fucking cart over.
i get really really sick of being ignored in that place. i'm a big dude, it's not i'm easy to miss. and people still cut me off, park thier carts in front of me, or pull in front of me in the middle and just leave their cart. i've gotten to the point that i just start pushing carts over without asking. but those fucking old people are the worst. --------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM)  but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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May 31 2007, 06:32 PM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
QUOTE (Jessica @ May 31 2007, 03:41 PM) I can just picture your boobs bouncing everywhere as you "jog across" so you get out of the way quickly...HAWT /Dogmeat I have an uber-bra. No bouncing here. 
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May 31 2007, 07:22 PM
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 monogamous gays & stem cells Group: Members Posts: 3,789 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 8 |
impala, didn't you used to live in the neighborhood between 19th/34th and university/ave q? the damn locals walk in the middle of the street all the time in that area. a few months ago i almost killed some dude in a wheelchair because he was rolling on the wrong side of the road at like 3am.
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Jun 1 2007, 12:57 AM
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 Retired Funk-bringer Group: Moderators Posts: 2,656 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Dallas Member No.: 14 |
QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ May 31 2007, 06:09 PM) i swear to god, if i get some dumb cunt old mexican bitch pushing her cart right in front of me while i'm walking at walmart again, i'm gonna flip her fucking cart over. i get really really sick of being ignored in that place. i'm a big dude, it's not i'm easy to miss. and people still cut me off, park thier carts in front of me, or pull in front of me in the middle and just leave their cart. i've gotten to the point that i just start pushing carts over without asking. but those fucking old people are the worst. thats the one thing I love about my piece of shit kia. It's a cart-killer. I ram carts at speed just for the fun of it... woe be the cart that actually pisses me off! -------------------- WAIT. I'm not finished.
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Jun 1 2007, 02:09 AM
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 Group: Members Posts: 1,302 Joined: 20-February 07 Member No.: 721 |
QUOTE (lamont's lament @ May 31 2007, 08:22 PM) impala, didn't you used to live in the neighborhood between 19th/34th and university/ave q? the damn locals walk in the middle of the street all the time in that area. a few months ago i almost killed some dude in a wheelchair because he was rolling on the wrong side of the road at like 3am. Is it indiana off 4th that has the big grassy area between the lanes (as in one way roads with the grassy area in between them)? Anyhoo, i remember the old lady going the wrong way down that road towards me. I laughed as she freaked out. I was just glad there was room for everyone to get around her and for her to pull in somewhere and turn around... or else it would have been hell. Oh, and at walmart i don't care about the people walking slow infront of the door there. Just go slow enough and they go around... nothing to whine about. However the people who stop while people pack up their car and leave do get on my nerves. But yeah, pedestrians have right away... until they try to cross I10 in san antonio like morons... then they get picked up with shovels. ... I swear i hear of an idiot like that every other week on the news. -------------------- |
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Jun 1 2007, 07:31 AM
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monogamous gays & stem cells Group: Members Posts: 3,789 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 8 |
QUOTE (THECHICKEN @ Jun 1 2007, 03:09 AM) But yeah, pedestrians have right away... until they try to cross I10 in san antonio like morons... then they get picked up with shovels. ... I swear i hear of an idiot like that every other week on the news. haha, i can't wait to experience this. i've already seen quite a few people crossing the frontage roads, but not yet anyone daring enough to actually be on i10 |
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Jun 1 2007, 08:00 AM
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 Group: Admin Posts: 3,402 Joined: 23-February 06 From: PDX/TXL Member No.: 35 |
Yesterday morning (6am) I flew out of Hobby to DFW and parked in the second row there on the end spot.
I come out yesterday evening to see that one car had parked beside me in an area that had been marked as "no parking" and another car had parked facing him in the next row in a similar place. I got out my trusty notebook and wrote "Don't be an ass, park in a real spot next time." and left them under their windshield wipers. Oddly enough, one car was a Mercedes and another was a BMW. Assholes flock together. -------------------- "There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: that of the fashionable non-conformist." |
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Jun 1 2007, 08:45 AM
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 Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
QUOTE (lamont's lament @ May 31 2007, 08:22 PM) impala, didn't you used to live in the neighborhood between 19th/34th and university/ave q? the damn locals walk in the middle of the street all the time in that area. a few months ago i almost killed some dude in a wheelchair because he was rolling on the wrong side of the road at like 3am. yeah those f'n teenage bitches walking to school would walk right in the middle of the f'n road. there was also some dude around 50th & Q where I worked that would drive his damn lark down the middle of Q. guy had a deathwish or something. |
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Jun 1 2007, 11:05 AM
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 Group: Moderators Posts: 1,591 Joined: 23-February 06 Member No.: 31 |
it's been posted before, but the collegehumor guys made this site
http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com i keep a couple printouts in my truck for special occasions. -------------------- Don't sweat the petty, pet the sweaty.
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Jun 1 2007, 03:26 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 1,302 Joined: 20-February 07 Member No.: 721 |
  This was my nieghbor... i have no idea how he pulled it off... notice the mirror around the pole... meaning he swung it in. That asshole parking site reminded me of it. -------------------- |
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