 Man dies while "battle dancing" |
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| Man dies while "battle dancing" |
 May 9 2007, 07:57 AM
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heh I know I shouldn't laugh at this... heheheh
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,270854,00.html QUOTE NEW BRITAIN, Conn.  A man died while trying to outdo a rival with an acrobatic move while "battle dancing," police said.
Robert Stitt, 48, and his rival were competing in a parking lot Monday night when he tried a forward flip and landed on his head. "It was just two guys dancing. Everybody was laughing," Stitt's friend John Boxley said. Boxley said James Brown was on the radio and Stitt wanted to outdo a rival dancer, who had flipped in the air. Police said the victim went into cardiac arrest and was pronounced dead a short time at a local hospital. Police said several people were in the parking lot drinking and battle dancing  a competition in which each dancer tries one-upmanship with unique moves. |
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May 9 2007, 08:14 AM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER  Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
--------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM)  but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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May 9 2007, 08:49 AM
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anyone man has a "rival dancer" and decides to "battle dance" as a means of establishing supremacy deserves this fate...
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May 9 2007, 08:56 AM
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Group: Members Posts: 1,795 Joined: 29-September 06 Member No.: 327 |
live by the dance, die by the dance...
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May 9 2007, 12:06 PM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
Wait... he hit his head and went into cardiac arrest as a result? WTF?
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May 9 2007, 12:07 PM
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damn it impala, i thought i told you to quit challenging people to battle dances
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May 9 2007, 12:11 PM
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 New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
QUOTE (Spectatrix @ May 9 2007, 01:06 PM) Wait... he hit his head and went into cardiac arrest as a result? WTF? he could have somehome his his brainstem.... which controls involuntary actions like breathing and heart function
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May 9 2007, 12:26 PM
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first thing i thought of??
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May 9 2007, 01:34 PM
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 Group: Agents Posts: 4,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lu-bok Member No.: 41 |
at this point in time. i think someone dying during a game of pokemon would make more sense.
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May 9 2007, 04:32 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 556 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 16 |
He actually died of "gayness overload" for battle dancing, but his family didn't want that information released so the hospital blamed it on cardiac arrest instead.
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May 9 2007, 06:05 PM
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 Group: Moderators Posts: 1,551 Joined: 19-April 06 From: Lubbock Member No.: 162 |
QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ May 9 2007, 09:14 AM) he got "swerved" fixed or you could say he got served...by the pavement. -------------------- Je suis toute du merde.
....bitches!!!!! |
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May 10 2007, 08:06 AM
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Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
QUOTE (griseyeux @ May 9 2007, 07:05 PM) fixed or you could say he got served...by the pavement. i think someone needs to see http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0365957/ then they'll understand the joke 
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May 10 2007, 08:12 AM
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 Retired Funk-bringer Group: Moderators Posts: 2,656 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Dallas Member No.: 14 |
I find it funny that nobody else noticed that this dude is 48 YEARS OLD.
what the fuck is some nearly-50 year old guy doing hanging out in a parking lot battle dancing some kids? I have this thing in my mind where like some new dancer came to town and was serving all the kidzz, so in order to protect their town's cred, they go find Old Man Stittz and beg him to come back and defend their turf, but he's all "NO! YOU KIDS DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GETTING INTO BATTLEDANCING ISNT A GAME!" and then slammed the door on their faces so finally on the showdown monday night the new dancer defeats all the local boiz one by one until finally none are left... as he's claiming victory he hears "NO SO FAST!" from behind him, and turns to see Old Man Stittz behind him, complete with parachute pants and sweatband around his balding head. "It's on" he said, calling him out... I swear to god this movie needs to be made. It's like rocky but he dies in the end. With dancing. -------------------- WAIT. I'm not finished.
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May 10 2007, 08:23 AM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
-------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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May 10 2007, 08:31 AM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
-------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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