I have a new requirement for a new language Options

[Dogmeat]

Ok I think we need to invent a new world language that _EVERYONE_ must learn to speak.

This would be fine, but the only requirement I have is that whenever anyone is referring to peeing or pooping their pants, they have to shout out the phrase:

ISHITTUMS!!!!

or

IPISSUMS!!!!

and then everyone else around them has to laugh and chip in to buy them a piniata shaped like a russian fuzzy hat with african beads on it to celebrate international diversity or some shit.