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pysex
post Apr 30 2007, 03:46 AM
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I was raised on the dairy, BITCH!


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QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Apr 30 2007, 12:06 AM) *
yeah. finding a girl who shaves her pussy is gonna be like winning the lottery there ...


finding one who shaves her pussy because she wants to....not HAS to...


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post Apr 30 2007, 11:29 AM
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QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Apr 30 2007, 12:06 AM) *
yeah. finding a girl who shaves her pussy is gonna be like winning the lottery there ...


or finding a woman who hasnt been sucking cock since third grade.


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post Apr 30 2007, 12:49 PM
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QUOTE (Divergent Reality @ Apr 30 2007, 12:29 PM) *
or finding a woman who hasnt been sucking cock since third grade.


yeah good luck finding that ANYWHERE


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post Apr 30 2007, 01:11 PM
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there are many women who have not been sucking cock since third grade.

utah is a special case due to the high concentration of mormons. their idea of 'getting out of the parents house' is to go start making babies.


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Dogmeat
post Apr 30 2007, 04:26 PM
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DEATH TO ....something?


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well, on the lighter note, looks like I might not be going to vernal UT afterall because I failed another bullshit "jeopardy trivia" test today ... so now I have to "appeal" my termination! Woohoo!

I'm writing a scathing letter to my manager about what a crock of shit the training program I'm in has been and how I really fail to see how terminating people based on their ability to memorize and regerjitate trivia about things that don't relate whatsoever to what they actually do in the field! Woo!

Grad school here I come!

It's funny, I should be ashamed of myself right now, but I've seriously hated virtually every second of the "classroom" part of this field training I've been in since I started, so I guess quite frankly I don't give a shit.

It just sucks ass because if this appeal doesn't go through and I lose my job I'm going to have ot put on a resume I got canned from my first job outta college after 4 months because I'm horrible at memorizing trivia for tests.

Wow.

I'm so fucking happy right now.


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post Apr 30 2007, 04:32 PM
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wow just wow. i cant believe how they run that place. I would think that field training is 100 times more important than memorizing shit.
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Tygriss
post Apr 30 2007, 04:43 PM
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they really need people in vernal, so just for that, they may let you retake your test. no one wants to go there anyway...

...it's twisted, but maybe they want you to beg to be sent there. eww.


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Dogmeat
post Apr 30 2007, 05:18 PM
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QUOTE (Tygriss @ Apr 30 2007, 04:43 PM) *
they really need people in vernal, so just for that, they may let you retake your test. no one wants to go there anyway...

...it's twisted, but maybe they want you to beg to be sent there. eww.


they can kiss my ass ...

I'm sorry, but I fail to see how memorizing a bunch of fucking trivia that, if you ever needed to know, wouldn't go look up and be like "oh hey this is this or that is that" ... I mean it's literally the equivelent of them asking you to memorize enthalpy values for steam at certain temperatures .... you will _NEVER_ ever do it....

I mean seriously, I signed up for an "engineering" job and so far the level of actual engineering work I've even been exposed to has been nil.....it's been VASTLY concentrated on remembering specifics about products and, ultimatley, what amounts to trivial knowledge that normally I would learn through doing actual work with, not trying to memorize lists of shit for tests...

I dont know I've always had a problem with that type of test....

I mean christ they hire a bunch of fucking business and psychology and biology majors, tell them that becasue they can pass test on memorizing trivia, they're a frac engineer?

Excuse me?

I dont know what worries me the most is how do I explain on a resume that I was canned from the first job I ever got out of college because I failed a bunch of horse shit "jeopardy" exams..... I have no commercial engineering experience to bolster a resume as they haven't given me a fucking opportunity to even DO any yet ....

I dont know I guess what pisses me off the most is I've had several instructors of mine over the course of my college career comment on how that they thought I had a learning disability and that's why I've historically had such problems with tests of that nature, but I never went and got tested for it because I didn't wanna use it as an excuse.

I guess if there would have been a "treatment" so to speak for it to help me out with shit like this it owuld have been worth it but oh well now I'm fucked so fuck it I'll just go back to grad school and study something I might actually give a shit about.

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post Apr 30 2007, 08:47 PM
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Why so serious?


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shit man, I hope everything works out the best for you. =/


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post May 1 2007, 05:02 AM
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i admit... i've also wondered a time or 2 if dogmeat had a learning disability......


just kidding bro!

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ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded.


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post May 1 2007, 08:04 AM
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Brandon has the Downs Syndrome shape to his head so I always assumed he was a retard
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post May 1 2007, 10:24 AM
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that's pretty shitty that they have pop-quiz testing about what you know.

i don't know what you will be doing, but i would assume that the majority of the time it's probably not going to involve a situation that requires an immediate "life or death" answer, so i don't see why they cannot ease everybody into the job.
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post May 1 2007, 11:03 AM
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long story short, I sent a letter to the "big" manager guy, he agreed with me, I met with him this morning and basically was quite frank about what I thought of the training program and how it did very little to teach people about what they needed to know to actually do their job, he told me he would give me one more shot, so I had to retake the test I failed. got a fucking %100 on it, but if I fail another one I'm out the door because "it's policy".

i love working for walmart.

yay.


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pysex
post May 1 2007, 11:07 AM
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QUOTE (Dogmeat @ May 1 2007, 12:03 PM) *
long story short, I sent a letter to the "big" manager guy, he agreed with me, I met with him this morning and basically was quite frank about what I thought of the training program and how it did very little to teach people about what they needed to know to actually do their job, he told me he would give me one more shot, so I had to retake the test I failed. got a fucking %100 on it, but if I fail another one I'm out the door because "it's policy".

i love working for walmart.

yay.


wait so you got a 100% on the retake?

excellent sir


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post May 1 2007, 12:33 PM
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QUOTE (Dogmeat @ May 1 2007, 12:03 PM) *
long story short, I sent a letter to the "big" manager guy, he agreed with me, I met with him this morning and basically was quite frank about what I thought of the training program and how it did very little to teach people about what they needed to know to actually do their job, he told me he would give me one more shot, so I had to retake the test I failed. got a fucking %100 on it, but if I fail another one I'm out the door because "it's policy".

i love working for walmart.

yay.

Well if you'd rather have a piece of cake job in Austin, PM me.

I swear I'm not just trying to up my chances of getting a referral bonus. No-siree. innocent.gif


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