 "Best Bad Movies of all time" Marathon |
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 Mar 12 2006, 07:43 PM
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 New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15  |
QUOTE (Rocky @ Mar 12 2006, 07:37 PM) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114682/ To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar I can't believe I know somebody who actually saw that yup. thats the one. saw it when i was in the 5th grade. heh. that movie kicked ass! |
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Mar 12 2006, 11:31 PM
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 Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4 |
QUOTE 1. Has to be 15+ years old (about 1990 and earlier) 2. Has to be a serious movie (no satirical movies) 3. Should be topical to the time period. Social Commentary is a good thing. 4. Cheesy special effects. Bonus points for special effects that were bad even for its time 5. Other special qualities. Such as superiour bad acting, cheesy lines, over acting, etc... 6. Gimmick actors. Such as Roddy Piper in They Live and Hulk Hogan in Urban Commando 7. No comedies. Good bad movies are good because they are so bad. Dramatic works of moviemaking are more suited to this role because they might have the potential to be good, but due to some other means they just turned out bad, and better, for it. 8. Low budget is a plus, but not a crappy low budget movie. 9. Catch all, just because its a bad movie doesn't make it a GOOD bad movie. there are movies out there that fall into all these rules and are still really crappy and no one wants to sit through them. There are also movies that dont fall under any of these rules and are still good bad movies. These rules are general guidelines to go by when selecting weather or not a movie is good, bad, or a good bad movie. Use your judgement and post why you think the movie is a good bad movie. that should help. -------------------- |
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Mar 12 2006, 11:33 PM
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 fuck you! Group: Members Posts: 641 Joined: 22-February 06 From: fuck you! Member No.: 19 |
although it was never released on dvd, the following movie is awesome:
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Mar 12 2006, 11:35 PM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
that looks too retarded to sit through
and i can imagine there are too many spandex nut shots -------------------- Little monkeys making money
Naked monkey looking funny Mighty males are strong and free Female monkey, not so lucky Rocking monkeys, funky monkeys Monkeys sticking other monkeys Monkeys wrong or monkeys right Mostly flexing monkey might |
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Mar 12 2006, 11:39 PM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER  Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
this fits perfectly to those guidelines
--------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM)  but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Mar 13 2006, 12:02 AM
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 FFFFFFFUCKKKKKKKKKKKK Group: Members Posts: 1,673 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 11 |
if we watch Future Shock we'd have to rent it or something, i returned it to the earth so that maybe another lost soul could find it and have their life changed like mine
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Mar 14 2006, 03:17 AM
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 Retired Funk-bringer Group: Moderators Posts: 2,656 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Dallas Member No.: 14 |
QUOTE (Rocky @ Mar 12 2006, 02:43 AM) Sir. may I recommend the following ? - Out For Justice (SEAGAL) - Lionheart (VAN DAMME) - American Ninja (2 or 3....not quite sure) - TMNT 2 - ROCKY IV Make it in April.....20-23, and i'd love you...but i know thats real far away blah. Secret of the Ooze was BAD ASS! Best TMNT movie. -------------------- WAIT. I'm not finished.
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Mar 14 2006, 01:20 PM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
Flight of Dragons.
I think it's a good movie, but my friends who have seen it think that it's incredibly cheesy. Plus it has James Earl Jones!  It's only on VHS, though... This post has been edited by Spectatrix: Mar 14 2006, 01:21 PM -------------------- |
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Mar 14 2006, 02:45 PM
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 New and Improved? Group: Members Posts: 629 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Austin, TX Member No.: 40 |
QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Mar 14 2006, 01:20 PM) Flight of Dragons. I think it's a good movie, but my friends who have seen it think that it's incredibly cheesy. Plus it has James Earl Jones! It's only on VHS, though... In the same vein: The original animated Hobbit and Return of the King! --------------------  |
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Mar 14 2006, 04:33 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 44 Joined: 2-March 06 Member No.: 103 |
Surf Ninjas
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Mar 14 2006, 04:46 PM
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 Let's Bother Snape!!! Group: Members Posts: 1,598 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Albuquerque, NM Member No.: 10 |
FUCK YEAH SURF NINJAS!!!
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Mar 14 2006, 06:29 PM
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Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4 |
QUOTE (��WhatYouSay?? @ Mar 14 2006, 04:33 PM) Surf Ninjas hahaha! that's DEFINATELY on the list! -------------------- |
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Mar 14 2006, 07:16 PM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
Is it sad that I've never even heard of Surf Ninjas? Jim seems to think so.
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Mar 14 2006, 07:32 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
i mentioned that at denny's the other night... no one wanted to see it... those bastards
another movie:: Beetlejuice -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Mar 14 2006, 11:33 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 44 Joined: 2-March 06 Member No.: 103 |
I know this movie is relatively new, but i swear it is THE worst movie I have ever seen. It actually deals damage to you as long as its in your dvd player. Children cry when they see the cover at the store and they don't know why. It causes 3 types of cancers and can remove happiness from a household for appx 24hrs just at the mere MENTIONING of its name.
 Also, I chose to leech this picture because: A) I don't feel like hosting 2) Any site with this pic in the archives that has NOT been photoshopped deserves the inconvenience. Also, Drew Berrymore is in it. [edit]: The subtitle on the pic doesn't even work. READ it! Even the movie poster fails at life. |
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