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post Mar 29 2007, 04:31 PM
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http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?...mp;in_page_id=2

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A student has been suspended from school in America for coming to class dressed as a pirate.

But the disciplinary action has provoked controversy – because the student says that the ban violates his rights, as the pirate costume is part of his religion.

Bryan Killian says that he follows the Pastafarian religion, and that as a crucial part of his faith, he must wear 'full pirate regalia' as prescribed in the holy texts of Pastafarianism.

The school, however, say that his pirate garb was disruptive.


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post Mar 29 2007, 05:24 PM
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stupid. hm when i was walking around for my lab on tuesday we saw a dude dressed up like a pirate talking to some students on camera. i guess thats what this dumb shit is about - not meaning its the same story just taht hes a pastafarian


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post Mar 29 2007, 05:56 PM
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post Mar 29 2007, 06:21 PM
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we used to dress up in funny shit on the days we had cross country races in high school.

that all came to an end when like 8 of us who had a class together (guys) got slutty female pirate costumes and wore them. funny how we weren't able to dress in drag, but it was okay for girls to do it. oh well, our picture made it into the denver post, so it was worth it.
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post Mar 29 2007, 10:18 PM
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post Mar 29 2007, 11:15 PM
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With a name like Pastafarian, I would have assumed they would have to dress up like Mario or Luigi.

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post Mar 29 2007, 11:44 PM
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If I can't legally consume peyote for my "religion" than this kid should not be allowed to dress as a pirate.


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post Mar 30 2007, 12:12 AM
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QUOTE (Dr. Gonzo @ Mar 30 2007, 12:44 AM) *
If I can't legally consume peyote for my "religion" than this kid should not be allowed to dress as a pirate.

...but....his noodly apendage has pointed that this is the true way to the most holy pastafarian principals.


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post Mar 30 2007, 12:14 AM
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post Mar 30 2007, 06:48 AM
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Seriously though, this isn't a huge shock... I'm pretty sure the federal government has a pretty strict standard of what it considers a religion. It has to be over 1,000 years old, etc.
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post Mar 30 2007, 07:21 AM
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stupid.
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post Mar 30 2007, 07:54 AM
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so if I dress up like a moist cunt and claim it's part of my relegion will that work too?

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post Mar 30 2007, 08:15 AM
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QUOTE (woody @ Mar 30 2007, 08:21 AM) *
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I think they're lumped in with the rest of Christianity... again, I don't know that this is a fact... just what I seem to remember learning in a class.

Speaking of class, I'm in one right now and am bored as fuck... I research this rule.
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post Mar 30 2007, 08:30 AM
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Okay, so that thousand-year rule was bogus.

The criteria used by the Internal Revenue Service are:
- a distinct legal existence,
- a recognized creed and form of worship,
- a definite and distinct ecclesiastical government,
- a formal code of doctrine and discipline
- a distinct religious history,
- a membership not associated with any other church or denomination,
- an organization of ordained ministers,
- ordained ministers selected after completing prescribed studies,
- a literature of its own,
- established places of worship,
- regular congregations,
- regular religious services,
- Sunday schools for religious instruction of the young,
- school for the preparation of its ministers.
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