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post Feb 16 2007, 12:23 AM
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http://www.bananabunker.com/
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Cultured Containers has developed the BananaBunker® to protect this delicate fruit from bruising when placed in your backpack, nap sack, soft carrying case, or briefcase. The container also protects your backpack’s valuable contents, such as CD players, textbooks, binders, and business documents.

Whether you are on a hiking trip, day trip, athletic event, between classes, or at a board meeting, the BananaBunker® will keep your fruit safe until you are ready to snack. Go ahead, eat healthy!
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post Feb 16 2007, 12:30 AM
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I hope this comes with a warning label saying, "Warning: This product is not meant to be used as a form of contraceptive. Please do not PUT ON YOUR COCK!"
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post Feb 16 2007, 03:17 AM
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QUOTE (TTUAthleticTrainer @ Feb 16 2007, 12:30 AM) *
I hope this comes with a warning label saying, "Warning: This product is not meant to be used as a form of contraceptive. Please do not PUT ON YOUR COCK!"


Or...


This product is not recommended for anal insertion.


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post Feb 16 2007, 04:40 AM
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Oh, people stick all sorts of things up their asses.....just go work in a hospital for a few weeks and see.

Like the 65-year old man who was taking a shower with his dog and a peanut butter jar, when he slipped and fell onto the jar. He must fallen hard because the jar was like 8-cm diameter, but it just went right up there. Hey, I'm not laughing. I'm sure this happens to lots of people. Once I was showering with my dog and a basketball and the same thing happened! One moment, I was singing in the shower and next thing I know, I slipped and...FWOOOP! I had a basketball in my ass.

What could be more embarrassing than a peanut butter jar? When the doctors call in the bomb squad to build a steel box around some guy's ass because he stuck a live artillery shell in there. How do you explain that to your friends and family? I don't think there's anything you can say. Maybe "I was drunk and my buddies thought it would be funny..." or "I was showering with my dog and a live artillery shell and slipped..."
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post Feb 16 2007, 08:36 AM
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QUOTE (TTUAthleticTrainer @ Feb 16 2007, 04:40 AM) *
What could be more embarrassing than a peanut butter jar?

getting salmonella as a result would be pretty funny


if that's even possible
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post Feb 16 2007, 10:27 AM
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QUOTE (TTUAthleticTrainer @ Feb 16 2007, 04:40 AM) *
Oh, people stick all sorts of things up their asses.....just go work in a hospital for a few weeks and see.

Like the 65-year old man who was taking a shower with his dog and a peanut butter jar, when he slipped and fell onto the jar. He must fallen hard because the jar was like 8-cm diameter, but it just went right up there. Hey, I'm not laughing. I'm sure this happens to lots of people. Once I was showering with my dog and a basketball and the same thing happened! One moment, I was singing in the shower and next thing I know, I slipped and...FWOOOP! I had a basketball in my ass.

What could be more embarrassing than a peanut butter jar? When the doctors call in the bomb squad to build a steel box around some guy's ass because he stuck a live artillery shell in there. How do you explain that to your friends and family? I don't think there's anything you can say. Maybe "I was drunk and my buddies thought it would be funny..." or "I was showering with my dog and a live artillery shell and slipped..."


or the jar of jelly behind it...

or a light bulb...


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post Feb 16 2007, 04:49 PM
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oh god i just deleted what i wrote


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post Feb 16 2007, 07:36 PM
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Bananas are so many different sizes and shapes you'd think a universal one would be only useful when the banana is the stereotypical shape and size but they never are.
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post Feb 17 2007, 04:59 PM
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Why not put it on your cock? It's ribbed for her pleasure?
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post Feb 17 2007, 09:31 PM
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QUOTE (Aaron @ Feb 17 2007, 04:59 PM) *
Why not put it on your cock? It's ribbed for her pleasure?

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I don't know about other girls, but I never felt a difference between ribbed condoms and normal ones.


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post Feb 17 2007, 10:10 PM
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it also helps to just be naturally ribbed.

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post Feb 18 2007, 01:43 AM
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QUOTE (Divergent Reality @ Feb 17 2007, 10:10 PM) *
it also helps to just be naturally ribbed.

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post Feb 18 2007, 07:05 AM
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i believe he was referring to the fact he is so skinny his ribs stick out.


at least i hope


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post Feb 18 2007, 03:50 PM
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those arent ribbs. they are acordian like extension parts so it does fit any banana


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post Feb 18 2007, 04:22 PM
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