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 Feb 14 2007, 07:35 PM
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 DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55  |
Anyways, I got up this morning and had to crap, so I took one in the usual place (the toilet) ... then I went to hop in the shower, and low and behold, another crap was stealthed behind the one I just took .... so, because I was already wet with the water running and everything, I basically just said "fuck it" and decided to just crap in the shower.
It was actually way cooler than I thought it was gonna be ... I didn't actually squat to take this crap, I just kinda "1/4" squatted just to get it aimed down .... anyways, it was fucking COOL what happened next.... The crap came out with VERY good consistency, and completley all at once, and in a whole peice, landed in the tub with a very nice "thud" sound and made a fucking aboslutley *PERFECT* pile of poo. Like you couldn't have manufactured fake shit with better form than this ... I mean it was PERFECT ... I was completley taken aback by this, because I figured it was gonna be messy, but there was no mess, and it was so consistent it didn't even wash away .... So, completley stunned by this perfect shit I just laid in the shower, I picked it up to put it in the toilet cuz it wasn't washing away, and it was seriously just like Plah-Doh ... I mean it was seriously shit-brown Play-Doh ...like I mean I damn near could have given it to a small child and told them to play with it and they would have. I am still amazed by all of this so I thought I would share. -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Feb 14 2007, 07:37 PM
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 Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4 |
HAHAHAHAHAH
 Oh man, classic Dogmeat! -------------------- |
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Feb 14 2007, 07:38 PM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER  Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
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wow --------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM)  but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Feb 14 2007, 07:38 PM
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 Group: Moderators Posts: 1,551 Joined: 19-April 06 From: Lubbock Member No.: 162 |
EEEWWWWWW.........
Dogmeat's feces...... I thought you were already housebroken -------------------- Je suis toute du merde.
....bitches!!!!! |
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Feb 14 2007, 08:26 PM
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 monogamous gays & stem cells Group: Members Posts: 3,789 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 8 |
i'm laughing so hard right now
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Feb 14 2007, 09:00 PM
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 Group: Agents Posts: 4,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lu-bok Member No.: 41 |
congradulations, you have caused me to giggle.
-------------------- 32-bit whore
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Feb 14 2007, 09:10 PM
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 N 0 t h i n g Group: Members Posts: 1,449 Joined: 23-February 06 Member No.: 54 |
 You've been banned from the internet. --------------------  QUOTE (jonathan83 @ Nov 16 2007, 09:22 PM) |
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Feb 14 2007, 09:11 PM
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monogamous gays & stem cells Group: Members Posts: 3,789 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 8 |
i just like how he had to specify the "usual place"
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Feb 14 2007, 09:15 PM
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 Retired Funk-bringer Group: Moderators Posts: 2,656 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Dallas Member No.: 14 |
note to self: never shower with dogmeat
-------------------- WAIT. I'm not finished.
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Feb 14 2007, 09:57 PM
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 Group: Moderators Posts: 2,558 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Seoul, South Korea Member No.: 28 |
yes, i just realized i actually love dogmeat.
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Feb 14 2007, 10:54 PM
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 FFFFFFFUCKKKKKKKKKKKK Group: Members Posts: 1,673 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 11 |
what in the FUCK
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Feb 14 2007, 10:54 PM
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I was raised on the dairy, BITCH! Group: Members Posts: 3,080 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Cedar Park Member No.: 49 |
gold
-------------------- "Ah, y'know it's funny, these people they go to sleep, they think everything's fine, everything's good. They wake up the next day and they're on fire."
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Feb 14 2007, 11:17 PM
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 Group: Admin Posts: 3,403 Joined: 23-February 06 From: PDX/TXL Member No.: 35 |
Wow, I didn't even need pictures to vomit a little in my mouth...
-------------------- "There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: that of the fashionable non-conformist." |
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Feb 14 2007, 11:39 PM
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 New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
neat!
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Feb 15 2007, 01:23 AM
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monogamous gays & stem cells Group: Members Posts: 3,789 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 8 |
dogmeat needs to go on that infomercial where they just talk about poop the whole time
the one with the greasy ponytail scumbag guy named klee irwin |
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