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post Feb 4 2007, 01:10 PM
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KEWASKUM, Wis. - Police Chief Richard Knoebel says he wasn’t about to take the easy way out when he accidentally drove past a stopped school bus with its emergency lights flashing.

For violating traffic laws, Knoebel wrote himself a ticket for $235, docked himself four points on his driving record and paid the fine the next day.


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post Feb 4 2007, 11:43 PM
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post Feb 5 2007, 12:14 AM
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post Feb 5 2007, 05:09 PM
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honest only if it wasn't done for publicity reasons.

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post Feb 5 2007, 05:58 PM
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I think this guy is an idiot. Everyone makes mistakes every once in a while- not seeing a stop sign, not realizing its a school zone, etc. While, I think he needs to pay attention to the road, I dont think he should write himself a damn ticket. I bet this cop never lets anyone by with just a warning.
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post Feb 5 2007, 06:35 PM
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QUOTE (Jessica @ Feb 5 2007, 04:58 PM) *
I think this guy is an idiot. Everyone makes mistakes every once in a while- not seeing a stop sign, not realizing its a school zone, etc. While, I think he needs to pay attention to the road, I dont think he should write himself a damn ticket. I bet this cop never lets anyone by with just a warning.

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post Feb 5 2007, 06:55 PM
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side swiping a pulled over school bus isnt a minor thing. it could have been whoops i just horribly killed a 7year old


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post Feb 5 2007, 08:30 PM
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QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Feb 5 2007, 06:55 PM) *
side swiping a pulled over school bus isnt a minor thing. it could have been whoops i just horribly killed a 7year old


Ummm he side swiped it? It didnt say that in the quotes. I didnt read the article. All I read was that he ran the little stop sign that the bus throws out.... which if you arent staring at the damn thing could happen very easily.
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post Feb 5 2007, 08:32 PM
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post Feb 5 2007, 08:40 PM
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a bus stopped with its lights flashing means its pulled over to let kids out. thusly passing it is side swiping the bus which is illegal


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post Feb 5 2007, 08:46 PM
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QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Feb 5 2007, 08:40 PM) *
a bus stopped with its lights flashing means its pulled over to let kids out. thusly passing it is side swiping the bus which is illegal


i dont think they call that sideswipe-ing


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post Feb 5 2007, 08:50 PM
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QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Feb 5 2007, 08:40 PM) *
a bus stopped with its lights flashing means its pulled over to let kids out. thusly passing it is side swiping the bus which is illegal


1) no shit its illegal

2) I have never heard that term before

3) I am willing to bet that the bus was in the process of putting the stop sign out and he ran it as it was coming out. If thats the case, maybe he had his eyes in other places....like I dont know ...scanning the back of the bus for kids to make sure he wouldnt hit anyone. Either way, I think this was just him trying to get attention.
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post Feb 5 2007, 09:06 PM
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I'm pretty sure "side-swiping" is literally scraping the side of another car with your own in a quick manner, like a cat swipes its claws at shit.
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post Feb 5 2007, 09:31 PM
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QUOTE (Seussninja @ Feb 5 2007, 09:06 PM) *
I'm pretty sure "side-swiping" is literally scraping the side of another car with your own in a quick manner, like a cat swipes its claws at shit.

It is.


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QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Feb 5 2007, 05:09 PM) *
honest only if it wasn't done for publicity reasons.

i am a little hesitant to trust that kind of fanaticism

or maybe it was done to avoid publicity. if there was a stopped bus with kids getting on/off, there were probably parents watching. i bet he did it because he thought some crazy soccer mom was going to report him, which happens more often than you would think.
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