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Testm0nkey
post Jan 15 2007, 03:19 PM
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CHEE CHEE


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this is entertaining!


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Little monkeys making money
Naked monkey looking funny
Mighty males are strong and free
Female monkey, not so lucky
Rocking monkeys, funky monkeys
Monkeys sticking other monkeys
Monkeys wrong or monkeys right
Mostly flexing monkey might
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The Fanatic
post Jan 15 2007, 03:40 PM
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Do they ignore parts of reality?


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QUOTE (pysex @ Jan 15 2007, 11:38 AM) *
I don't care how you want to look at it but at some point in their lives....women are sluts.



Depends, I would not say always. First you must define slut. Most women are legalized prostitutes.


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A psychotic world we live in. The madmen are in power. How long have we known this? Faced this? And--how many of us do know it? Perhaps if you know you are insane then you are not insane. Or you are becoming sane, finally. Waking up. I suppose only a few are aware of all this. Isolated persons here and there. But the broad masses... what do they think? All these hundreds of thousands in this city, here. Do they imagine that they live in a sane world? Or do they guess, glimpse, the truth...?

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Rocky
post Jan 15 2007, 04:05 PM
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ROCKPACALYPSE NOW


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I once declared "all women are fucking dogs"

The girl next to me looked at my wildly and demanded an explanation


I promptly told her "you bark when I fuck you"

She accepted the answer and that was that.


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now we have some dude from argentina wondering how to fuck dogmeat
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impala454
post Jan 15 2007, 04:39 PM
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QUOTE (Jessica @ Jan 15 2007, 11:40 AM) *
i hung out with a good group of girls that werent like this, but EVERY party we went to was filled with stupid dumb girls just asking to get fucked

so... stupid dumb girls just asking to get fucked, grouped with horny drunk college males wanting to fuck, sounds like a pretty productive party
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The Fanatic
post Jan 15 2007, 05:32 PM
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What is wrong with party sex??


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A psychotic world we live in. The madmen are in power. How long have we known this? Faced this? And--how many of us do know it? Perhaps if you know you are insane then you are not insane. Or you are becoming sane, finally. Waking up. I suppose only a few are aware of all this. Isolated persons here and there. But the broad masses... what do they think? All these hundreds of thousands in this city, here. Do they imagine that they live in a sane world? Or do they guess, glimpse, the truth...?

-Philip K. Dick
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Spectatrix
post Jan 15 2007, 07:05 PM
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QUOTE (Jessica @ Jan 15 2007, 11:20 AM) *
I dont know if you are being sarcastic about the friendship thing or not, but I like Christine. She doesnt take this board seriously and even when she doesnt agree with me I still value her opinion. Brandon just likes anyone who gives him attention

What?!? I take this board 100% seriously, you bitch! And valuing someone's opinion when they disagree with you is for faggots and lesbos.








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You and your logic.

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http://xkcd.com/386/
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zetec
post Jan 15 2007, 07:19 PM
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Retired Funk-bringer


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QUOTE (griseyeux @ Jan 12 2007, 05:49 PM) *
saw a girl wearing those shoes last night at the skating festivities.....and since when is nike selling out a new thing...I thought they sold out as soon as they started making athletic shoes for infants.

I almost went to that.


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griseyeux
post Jan 15 2007, 07:53 PM
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QUOTE (zetec @ Jan 15 2007, 07:19 PM) *
I almost went to that.

it was crowded, but fun.


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Mommy
post Jan 15 2007, 08:12 PM
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QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Jan 15 2007, 07:05 PM) *
What?!? I take this board 100% seriously, you bitch! And valuing someone's opinion when they disagree with you is for faggots and lesbos.








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I hate you, Christine
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woody
post Jan 15 2007, 09:21 PM
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who hasn't been to a college party where all the girls are looking for a cock to suck or ride.

i've also been to parties where not all the girls are looking for a cock

as far as guys...it's almost innate that you're alway son the prowl to nail a girl.
women...every man who's ever talked to in a class, study group, bar, coffee shop, etc...wanted to bone you


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Mommy
post Jan 15 2007, 09:29 PM
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QUOTE (woody @ Jan 15 2007, 09:21 PM) *
who hasn't been to a college party where all the girls are looking for a cock to suck or ride.

i've also been to parties where not all the girls are looking for a cock

as far as guys...it's almost innate that you're alway son the prowl to nail a girl.
women...every man who's ever talked to in a class, study group, bar, coffee shop, etc...wanted to bone you


and men, every women who talks to you on an airplane, in class, at a bar is looking for her soul mate. Unfortunately for the chlamydia statistics in Lubbock, most women think that the way to a man's heart is by fucking him the first night you meet him.
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griseyeux
post Jan 15 2007, 09:44 PM
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QUOTE (Jessica @ Jan 15 2007, 09:29 PM) *
and men, every women who talks to you on an airplane, in class, at a bar is looking for her soul mate. Unfortunately for the chlamydia statistics in Lubbock, most women think that the way to a man's heart is by fucking him the first night you meet him.

responsibility for the std rate rests on both genders, but it is true that women seek love and men seek sex.


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The Fanatic
post Jan 15 2007, 09:44 PM
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Do they ignore parts of reality?


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Men think about sex every 5 seconds


food for thought


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A psychotic world we live in. The madmen are in power. How long have we known this? Faced this? And--how many of us do know it? Perhaps if you know you are insane then you are not insane. Or you are becoming sane, finally. Waking up. I suppose only a few are aware of all this. Isolated persons here and there. But the broad masses... what do they think? All these hundreds of thousands in this city, here. Do they imagine that they live in a sane world? Or do they guess, glimpse, the truth...?

-Philip K. Dick
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post Jan 15 2007, 09:45 PM
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QUOTE (Jessica @ Jan 15 2007, 08:29 PM) *
and men, every women who talks to you on an airplane, in class, at a bar is looking for her soul mate. Unfortunately for the chlamydia statistics in Lubbock, most women think that the way to a man's heart is by fucking him the first night you meet him.

Women should know this by now...

Types of girls
  • Practice Girls - These are girls you don't introduce anyone to, you just fuck em to get better at sex
  • One Night Stands - When you need to rub one out, but meet a girl that'll do it for you
  • Fuck Buddy - Girls you're friends with and when ya'll need a booty call, you're there for each other
  • "Girlfriend" - I use this term loosely. These are used as a possible bride. After about 6 months the guy knows if he's gonna marry you. especially if he's already met the parents. If he breaks up with you along time after that it's because [a]he was to lazy to go bachelor again & you were there to fuck [b]you bought him shit [c]he's waiting to find another girl
  • To Marry - a conclusion to "girlfriend"


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Dogmeat
post Jan 15 2007, 09:53 PM
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DEATH TO ....something?


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I want to have sex with a cheerleader and then fall in love with her and marry her and live happily ever after smile.gif


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