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 Jan 13 2007, 02:59 PM
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 New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15  |
Since I apparently hate all females, I started a thread to discuss what exactly it is that I hate.
Please note that obvious exceptions to this female rule are Scarlett Johanson, Rachel McAdams, Sandra Bullock, Jennifer Aniston, and my best friend Stephanie (picture below) because they are all really gorgeous and either good actresses or extremely funny and entertaining. Things I hate 1) fat, obnoxious girls who have a giant stick up their ass because they are fat (im sure you know what im talking about...those girls who wont even look at a girl who is 10 pounds less than them or they will cry like its the end of the world when they get rejected by a guy who probably rejected them more for their attitude than for their weight) 2) Girls who wear eskimo boots and tuck their jeans into them. Yeah, I dont like eskimo boots much, but I wont hate you if you wear them with a skirt or wear your pant leg OVER the boot. 3) Girls who get drunk and start giving each other lap dances as to gain attention from guys near by. 4) Girls who go to college to get their MRS degree instead of realizing that they can be successful on their own 5) Girls who spend enormous amounts of money on a fucking purse or pair of shoes when I can get something that looks the exact same for hundreds of dollars cheaper (one exception to this rule)  So, yes, Im sure you can totally see where Im a total fem hater. Forget the fact that my best friend attracts men like a moth to a streetlamp. Im a total fem hater so beware, females of this board. I HATE YOU |
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Jan 13 2007, 03:05 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
Then again, most of the girls on this board look like guys, so it might be a moot point
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Jan 13 2007, 03:15 PM
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 Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4 |
QUOTE (Jessica @ Jan 13 2007, 03:05 PM)  Then again, most of the girls on this board look like guys, so it might be a moot point Elton John: "The Bitch is Back" wait wait....wrong thread. -------------------- |
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Jan 13 2007, 03:20 PM
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 Do they ignore parts of reality? Group: Moderators Posts: 2,935 Joined: 23-February 06 From: South Overton!!! Member No.: 46 |
QUOTE (Jessica @ Jan 13 2007, 02:59 PM) Since I apparently hate all females, I started a thread to discuss what exactly it is that I hate. Please note that obvious exceptions to this female rule are Scarlett Johanson, Rachel McAdams, Sandra Bullock, Jennifer Aniston, and my best friend Stephanie (picture below) because they are all really gorgeous and either good actresses or extremely funny and entertaining. Things I hate 1) fat, obnoxious girls who have a giant stick up their ass because they are fat (im sure you know what im talking about...those girls who wont even look at a girl who is 10 pounds less than them or they will cry like its the end of the world when they get rejected by a guy who probably rejected them more for their attitude than for their weight) 2) Girls who wear eskimo boots and tuck their jeans into them. Yeah, I dont like eskimo boots much, but I wont hate you if you wear them with a skirt or wear your pant leg OVER the boot. 3) Girls who get drunk and start giving each other lap dances as to gain attention from guys near by. 4) Girls who go to college to get their MRS degree instead of realizing that they can be successful on their own 5) Girls who spend enormous amounts of money on a fucking purse or pair of shoes when I can get something that looks the exact same for hundreds of dollars cheaper (one exception to this rule) So, yes, Im sure you can totally see where Im a total fem hater. Forget the fact that my best friend attracts men like a moth to a streetlamp. Im a total fem hater so beware, females of this board. I HATE YOU I agree for the most part. I hate retarded people... edit, by retarded I don't mean people that are born with a mental handicap... This post has been edited by Dr. Gonzo: Jan 13 2007, 03:22 PM -------------------- A psychotic world we live in. The madmen are in power. How long have we known this? Faced this? And--how many of us do know it? Perhaps if you know you are insane then you are not insane. Or you are becoming sane, finally. Waking up. I suppose only a few are aware of all this. Isolated persons here and there. But the broad masses... what do they think? All these hundreds of thousands in this city, here. Do they imagine that they live in a sane world? Or do they guess, glimpse, the truth...?
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Jan 13 2007, 03:23 PM
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 monogamous gays & stem cells Group: Members Posts: 3,789 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 8 |
well hey this is good. the first step is admitting you have a problem.
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Jan 13 2007, 04:05 PM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER  Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
apparently stephanie also attracts closet dykes....
at least jessica has admitted to this also... --------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Jan 13 2007, 04:29 PM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
what i hate about girls are girls who always say they hate all females. if you cant get along with any normal females theres probably a problem with you. making sweeping insults also wont win your friends
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Naked monkey looking funny Mighty males are strong and free Female monkey, not so lucky Rocking monkeys, funky monkeys Monkeys sticking other monkeys Monkeys wrong or monkeys right Mostly flexing monkey might |
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Jan 13 2007, 04:41 PM
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I was raised on the dairy, BITCH! Group: Members Posts: 3,080 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Cedar Park Member No.: 49 |
 This is Jessica's bumper sticker. -------------------- "Ah, y'know it's funny, these people they go to sleep, they think everything's fine, everything's good. They wake up the next day and they're on fire."
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Jan 13 2007, 04:57 PM
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Fool Group: Members Posts: 2,127 Joined: 23-February 06 From: LBB Member No.: 56 |
Cool
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Jan 13 2007, 05:03 PM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
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Jan 13 2007, 05:11 PM
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 ROCKPACALYPSE NOW Group: Members Posts: 1,519 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Dallas, TX Member No.: 13 |
*picks up thread
*squeezes gently *lightly knocks on it Nah, not a good thread. Think I'll pass. -------------------- QUOTE (Lance) now we have some dude from argentina wondering how to fuck dogmeat |
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Jan 13 2007, 06:10 PM
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 Amber Group: Members Posts: 533 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Birmingham, Al Member No.: 6 |
QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Jan 13 2007, 06:03 PM) haha yes |
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Jan 13 2007, 06:27 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
QUOTE (Jessica @ Jan 13 2007, 03:05 PM) Then again, most of the girls on this board look like guys, so it might be a moot point I dont remember typing this. Not that I disagree, but yeah QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Jan 13 2007, 05:03 PM) I love you, Christine |
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Jan 13 2007, 06:28 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008 Group: Members Posts: 8,635 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Port Wentworth, GA Member No.: 15 |
QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Jan 13 2007, 04:05 PM) apparently stephanie also attracts closet dykes.... at least jessica has admitted to this also... You only say that because you WISH it was true so you could rationalize why I never talk to you; however, as stated in other threads, keep wishing... because I would never give you the time of day. OH NO! does this make me a man-hater too? |
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Jan 13 2007, 06:30 PM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
You're just a misanthrope.
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