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post Dec 19 2006, 04:45 PM
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I hate that expression "go fuck yourself"

It makes no sense to me unless you are vaginally or anally fisting yourself as if you were playing Chasing Amy by yourself

Any other ways of "fucking yourself" are really just solitary heavy petting sessions

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post Dec 19 2006, 04:50 PM
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QUOTE (Jessica @ Dec 19 2006, 04:45 PM) *
I hate that expression "go fuck yourself"

It makes no sense to me unless you are vaginally or anally fisting yourself as if you were playing Chasing Amy by yourself

Any other ways of "fucking yourself" are really just solitary heavy petting sessions




i laughed at this





what about the phrase "eat a dick"


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but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) *
ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded.


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post Dec 19 2006, 04:56 PM
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the term Blow Job also bothers me
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post Dec 19 2006, 11:21 PM
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DEATH TO ....something?


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QUOTE (Jessica @ Dec 19 2006, 04:56 PM) *
the term Blow Job also bothers me


I prefer something like ... "She sensually wrapped her succulent feminine lips around his massive throbbing penis and with increasing speed bobbed her head up and down" ....


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post Dec 20 2006, 07:09 AM
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QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Dec 19 2006, 11:21 PM) *
I prefer something like ... "She sensually wrapped her succulent feminine lips around his massive throbbing penis and with increasing speed bobbed her head up and down" ....



dean koontz is to steven king as you are to successful erotic novelism


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QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) *
but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) *
ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded.


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post Dec 20 2006, 08:40 AM
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Hey, I like Dean Koontz! crying.gif


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You and your logic.

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post Dec 20 2006, 04:56 PM
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he tries, but doesn't really get an A for effort


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QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) *
but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) *
ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded.


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post Dec 21 2006, 03:20 AM
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Do they ignore parts of reality?


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QUOTE (Jessica @ Dec 19 2006, 04:56 PM) *
the term Blow Job also bothers me




shut up and give blow jobs hoe


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post Dec 26 2006, 10:17 PM
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QUOTE (Jessica @ Dec 19 2006, 04:56 PM) *
the term Blow Job also bothers me

well you talking bothers me


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post Dec 27 2006, 10:17 AM
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QUOTE (Jwilly @ Dec 26 2006, 10:17 PM) *
well you talking bothers me


When have you EVER heard me talk? The only time I can ever think of is when I asked to borrow a pencil... and I dont even know if I did that
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post Dec 27 2006, 11:28 AM
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Let's Bother Snape!!!


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QUOTE (Jessica @ Dec 27 2006, 09:17 AM) *
When have you EVER heard me talk? The only time I can ever think of is when I asked to borrow a pencil... and I dont even know if I did that

Thong too tight?

Go fuck yourself.


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post Dec 27 2006, 04:55 PM
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QUOTE (Jim @ Dec 27 2006, 11:28 AM) *
Thong too tight?

Go fuck yourself.


dont post in here, dropout

academics is something you dont know too much about
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post Dec 27 2006, 05:25 PM
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Why so serious?


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Lay off the insults please, everyone.


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post Dec 27 2006, 05:31 PM
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QUOTE (Psykopath @ Dec 27 2006, 05:25 PM) *
Lay off the insults please, everyone.


only cuz you asked nicely
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post Dec 27 2006, 08:17 PM
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