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Spectatrix
post Dec 16 2006, 12:58 AM
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The Blasphemy Challenge is being put on by the Rational Response Squad, an atheistic group.


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Jim
post Dec 16 2006, 12:59 AM
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QUOTE (impala454 @ Dec 16 2006, 12:48 AM) *
how the heck is it atheism at all? i wasn't aware that atheist = someone who simply "blasphemes the holy spirit" (i.e. the video, which was the only thing you posted in your "atheism" thread).

and jim here's a good explanation:
http://www.carm.org/questions/blasphemy.htm

That site is biased and is trying to get it's point across.

Here's a URL of a site that is saying something different: http://preacherstudy.com/blasph.html

http://www.answers.org/bible/blasphemy.html Here's an equally different proposal.

http://www.gotquestions.org/blasphemy-Holy-Spirit.html Yet another

Hell, given the "Got Questions" definition, not believing in God could be Blaspheming the Holy Spirit. Irreverant Defiance.


FUCK YOU GOD


I could have Blasphemed the Holy Spirit right there.



Regardless of what the Blasphemy actually is, it is made apparent by Theologians (and I use that term loosely) that the act (no matter what the actual act is) is an unforgivable sin.


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Aaron
post Dec 16 2006, 01:42 AM
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The gay thing about this is that their Blasphemy Challenge is pretty weak. Denying the existance of one non-coporeal, all-knowing Santa Clause-esque being is great but you're still missing out on pissing off a shit-ton of other non-coporeal, all-knowing Easter Bunny-esque entities.

So, let's take this Blasphemy Challenge to its logical extreme:

I deny the existence and/or reject the "divine authority" of Jehovah, Allah, Brahman, the countless dieties of Chinese folk religion, Santa Clause, all of the Pagan shit, the Easter Bunny, all of the indigenous African shit, Vāhigurū, the Tooth Fairy, the Bahá'í diety, the kami dieties of Shinto, Cao Đài Tiên Ông Đại Bồ Tát Ma-ha-tát, Ahura Mazda, Oyasama and Jah.

Fuck them all.

And, to make my newly-improved Blasphemy Challenge even more atheistcore, let's piss off all of their followers too!

For you theists:

You are retarded and are wasting your <insert "holy" day of the week/month/year here>. While you <insert "holy" activity here>, I am having fun sleeping, eating, drinking or playing with myself (sometimes I'm doing two or three of these at a time!). You believe in fantasy because you just can't wrap your head around the fact that you aren't special and things just fucking happen for no reason at all.

Okay, so now not only am I going to hell... but there are several billion people out there that want to quickly facilitate my trip there.

Faaaaaantastic.
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The Fanatic
post Dec 16 2006, 05:09 AM
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Do they ignore parts of reality?


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you stong atheists make me laugh trying to argue atheism. I really don't give a fuck what religion you are as long as you don't try to dunk me in water or some shit. And don't sing praise songs unless I start singing first, mainly for entertainment purposes. If you are an ass, I will be an ass. live and let live I always say. The bible is full of contradictions, but hell who cares. Let's drink a bottle of wine that used to be water and be merry!


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post Dec 16 2006, 10:22 AM
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These faggots are just creating a little group. It makes them no better than the christians that they see as not accepting reality or using logical thinking as they say.



I don't need Youtube or the internet to make my faith based conclusions. I pray for those who do.


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post Dec 16 2006, 10:35 AM
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i laugh when people who want equality and liberal freedoms have to go out of their way to hate on what other people believe in....


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Billy
post Dec 16 2006, 10:57 AM
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Sorry. I need something for my computer that if I can't pass a breathalyzer test it will prevent from posting on online message boards.


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post Dec 16 2006, 11:23 AM
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No! Allied Atheist Alliance! That way it has three A's! That is the logical choice!
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pebkac
post Dec 16 2006, 03:55 PM
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QUOTE (Dr. Gonzo @ Dec 16 2006, 05:09 AM) *
you stong atheists make me laugh trying to argue atheism. I really don't give a fuck what religion you are as long as you don't try to dunk me in water or some shit. And don't sing praise songs unless I start singing first, mainly for entertainment purposes. If you are an ass, I will be an ass. live and let live I always say. The bible is full of contradictions, but hell who cares. Let's drink a bottle of wine that used to be water and be merry!


QFT


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Holy shit, pebkac, you're awesome!



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post Dec 16 2006, 04:16 PM
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QUOTE (Renegadepeon @ Dec 16 2006, 10:57 AM) *
Sorry. I need something for my computer that if I can't pass a breathalyzer test it will prevent from posting on online message boards.


that wouldnt be all that hard to make.

i know some people who can pull that one off.

want it as a wedding present?


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Trespass
post Dec 17 2006, 12:45 AM
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Prize?


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The one line about being in hell "forever" is also told to be mis-translated. Because i believe it also says Jonah (sp) was in the belly of the whale forever, for a period of (7 days???)

-With "forever" meaning simply a period of time...

Meh, if you take the time to learn hebrew (like my grandfather... er) so you can read a non-translated bible i'll have more respect for you than reading english translated lines.

With all that said, the simple fact of trying to spite a god you don't even believe exists is pretty stupid... why bother? i don't really need to directly denounce santa or the aztec sun god just to not believe. Seems like whiny emos crying... but meh, have fun on youtube pumping your ego or whatever.

For non-believers, they sure do sound like "sheep"
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post Dec 17 2006, 01:49 AM
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QUOTE (Trespass @ Dec 17 2006, 12:45 AM) *
The one line about being in hell "forever" is also told be be mis-translated. Because i believe it also says Jonah (sp) was in the belly of the whale forever, for a period of (7 days???)

-With "forever" meaning simply a period of time...

Meh, if you take the time to learn hebrew (like my grandfather... er) so you can read a non-translated bible i'll have more respect for you than reading english translated lines.

With all that said, the simple fact of trying to spite a god you don't even believe exists is pretty stupid... why bother? i don't really need to directly denounce santa or the aztec sun god just to not believe. Seems like whiny emos crying... but meh, have fun on youtube pumping your ego or whatever.

For non-believers, they sure do sound like "sheep"


actually very true. I do not respect people because of their religion, I respect people based on what they say and do.


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post Dec 17 2006, 11:27 AM
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QUOTE (Rocky @ Dec 16 2006, 10:22 AM) *
I don't need Youtube or the internet to make my faith based conclusions. I pray for those who do.

If my faith is attention whore, i would have a trinity. Myspace, Youtube and Facebook. Techsans is more of a saint to me.


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post Dec 17 2006, 09:18 PM
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yeah i don't care if someone is atheist... but these guys seem to only be refutting christianity... and it's almost like they're making atheism into a kind of "religion" of their own. they "practice" it by spending their time talking about how they don't believe in christianity... just kinda weird if you ask me. it seems like if you're an atheist, you wouldn't really gather with other atheists and discuss your lack of belief in religions...
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post Dec 17 2006, 10:07 PM
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why not? they are confirming their beliefs by discussing what they see is flawed. they practice their beliefs... it's just that its the belief of non-belief

i think i said belief too many times... i lost track of what the word belief ment....


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ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded.


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