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post Dec 2 2006, 11:06 AM
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I got a kick out of this:
http://www.bitsofnews.com/component/option...4418/Itemid,42/

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post Dec 2 2006, 12:36 PM
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post Dec 2 2006, 12:52 PM
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Im surprised they didn't get shot...
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post Dec 2 2006, 03:44 PM
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awesome

i want more video of people getting pissed off though
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post Dec 2 2006, 06:06 PM
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Haha. Religion is so stupid.
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post Dec 2 2006, 07:22 PM
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heh never thought i'd hear a white englishman sing salt & pepper's songs

i'm not a big fan of mormans... but to the guy in the video i say: "cry more". i've had the mormans knock on my door 2-3 times in my entire lifetime. i've had the damn mexicans across the street annoy me with their lazy honking to pick people up way more than that. what's ironic is he finds it so annoying he feels the need to go do the same thing to others. go figure. dipshit with no life imho.
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post Dec 3 2006, 06:35 PM
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QUOTE (impala454 @ Dec 2 2006, 07:22 PM) *
heh never thought i'd hear a white englishman sing salt & pepper's songs

i'm not a big fan of mormans... but to the guy in the video i say: "cry more". i've had the mormans knock on my door 2-3 times in my entire lifetime. i've had the damn mexicans across the street annoy me with their lazy honking to pick people up way more than that. what's ironic is he finds it so annoying he feels the need to go do the same thing to others. go figure. dipshit with no life imho.


well, good for you. when mike and i shared an apartment, we had those people come by 3 times in one week. they are always dropping off pamphlets in our mailboxes, and i see them riding ther bikes all over the place. maybe i have something against being force fed religion, and being condemned to someone else's version of hell because i doin't think like them. besides, if they truelly believed their own religion is correct, then they can take a little bit of trouble over it.

(we once put a porno on the big screen tv, started taking shots of whiskey, started talking about sodomy, and i mentioned me losing different attachments to my bondage wall. i then sat down and talked to them (took the last seat and made them stand the entire time) and got into a religious debate with them. i even made one of them "admit" that jesus was counter-productive to christianity.

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post Dec 3 2006, 07:26 PM
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he's not an englishman, he's australian
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post Dec 3 2006, 08:27 PM
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QUOTE (Overlord @ Dec 3 2006, 07:26 PM) *
he's not an englishman, he's australian


So, technically, he still has not heard an Englishman sing Salt 'N Peppa songs.
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post Dec 4 2006, 12:27 AM
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well, good for you. when mike and i shared an apartment, we had those people come by 3 times in one week. they are always dropping off pamphlets in our mailboxes, and i see them riding ther bikes all over the place. maybe i have something against being force fed religion,

they come to your door... tell them to buzz off. (oh and just a hint, inviting them in, even if it's only to heckle them is only going to make them come back more often).

they drop off pamphlets ... throw them away. i swear i get enough junk mail already it's not like throwing away one more thing every now and then is a big deal.

and you "see them riding their bikes"... omg! how dare they force their religion on you by riding bikes in your field of view!

sounds like a lot of crying goin on here.

if they're tying you up and forcing you to listen, that one thing, but you're not being "force fed" anything. anymore than being fucking force fed 15 mins of commercials per hour of TV I pay to watch, or the handfuls of credit card applications & student loan consolidation forms I throw away every day.

now don't get me wrong, I'll sigh when I see them coming up to me, because I don't really care to talk to them, but I appreciate that their intentions are at least good natured. if you feel threatened in your beliefs by these guys then your beliefs aren't very strong in the first place.
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post Dec 4 2006, 12:32 AM
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QUOTE (impala454 @ Dec 2 2006, 07:22 PM) *
heh never thought i'd hear a white englishman sing salt & pepper's songs

i'm not a big fan of mormans... but to the guy in the video i say: "cry more". i've had the mormans knock on my door 2-3 times in my entire lifetime. i've had the damn mexicans across the street annoy me with their lazy honking to pick people up way more than that. what's ironic is he finds it so annoying he feels the need to go do the same thing to others. go figure. dipshit with no life imho.



"mormans?"

heh, more mans!!!

they never come to our apartment. and if i am asleep it is not bloody likely that i will get up and answer the door. i think the mormon door-to-door "campaign" is a lot of work without any real results. they should go digital and start buying adds on popular websites, maybe offer a free x-box. they could always export their beliefs to a third world country and fill their heads with visions of sugarplums.
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post Dec 4 2006, 12:36 AM
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the multi-wife thing would prob appeal to a lot of people laugh.gif
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post Dec 4 2006, 07:22 AM
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QUOTE (impala454 @ Dec 4 2006, 12:27 AM) *
they come to your door... tell them to buzz off. (oh and just a hint, inviting them in, even if it's only to heckle them is only going to make them come back more often).

they drop off pamphlets ... throw them away. i swear i get enough junk mail already it's not like throwing away one more thing every now and then is a big deal.

and you "see them riding their bikes"... omg! how dare they force their religion on you by riding bikes in your field of view!

sounds like a lot of crying goin on here.

if they're tying you up and forcing you to listen, that one thing, but you're not being "force fed" anything. anymore than being fucking force fed 15 mins of commercials per hour of TV I pay to watch, or the handfuls of credit card applications & student loan consolidation forms I throw away every day.

now don't get me wrong, I'll sigh when I see them coming up to me, because I don't really care to talk to them, but I appreciate that their intentions are at least good natured. if you feel threatened in your beliefs by these guys then your beliefs aren't very strong in the first place.



agreed. but if they are gonna take the time to go outta their way to annoy me, why can't i go outta my way to annoy them? instead of telling them to buzz off, i might as well get some sorta entertainment outta the situation. if they can't handle a little heckling, they'll quit prostituting their god to everyone. if they continue, good for them, they'll have an interesting story to tell. and it's not like they are the only people i try to get back at either. i had once tried to sell a AT&T telemarketer a half eaten bowl of cereal. and i haven't done it yet, but all those spam credit card applications and stuff where they send you a paid postage envelope? crumple up all the paper they sent to you, toss it in the envelope they sent, and mail it back to them. and my beliefs aren't threatened by them at all, but nor do i feel my beliefs should be subjected to constant testing by others.


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post Dec 4 2006, 11:30 AM
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oh i agree on heckling them, they happened to knock on the door while we were having a party at the house on 30th, and we invited them in while we were doing body shots. the problem is they see it as you need their help even more. they showed up the next day heheh.
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post Dec 4 2006, 04:45 PM
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and the more time you take up, the less time they have that day to bother other people.


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