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The Fanatic
post Nov 21 2006, 11:51 AM
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Do they ignore parts of reality?


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Ignoring us works like magic, gives us something to chase. I think it is deep within our animal instinct to hunt and fuck...


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post Nov 21 2006, 01:33 PM
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QUOTE (cupcake @ Nov 21 2006, 11:36 AM) *
LOL I'm just saying, guys (gay or not) are more apt to cut through the chase an dgames bullshit.

I have gay friends, I know how they roll. it's rad.


Yeah. It does have its perks.

For example:

- You can admit to liking some Brittney Spears or Madonna songs without getting made fun of (much).
- You can drink girl drinks without getting made fun of.
- Sex isn't that hard to find if you want it bad enough.
- You have plenty of material for jokes.

Course there are downsides:

- Hags. 80% of all women who become your friend want you to take them shopping and/or give fashion advice.
- Having to accept some level of femininity in guys. Most people are gay because they like guys.
- Guys in general are the most shallow group of people there are. Women care a lot less about looks than men do.


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Holy shit, pebkac, you're awesome!



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post Nov 21 2006, 01:40 PM
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New son Donovan Charles Mummert born July 17, 2008


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post Nov 21 2006, 01:42 PM
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monogamous gays & stem cells


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QUOTE (pebkac @ Nov 21 2006, 01:33 PM) *
- Hags. 80% of all women who become your friend want you to take them shopping and/or give fashion advice.

start giving bad advice. or really slutty advice. if you ever go for a phd, you could probably write a dissertation on how trusting women are of gay men.
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post Nov 21 2006, 04:18 PM
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never understood that... why take fashion advice to make you more attractive from a guy who has no sexual interest in you what so ever?
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post Nov 21 2006, 05:13 PM
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Do they ignore parts of reality?


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Damn fag hags


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post Nov 22 2006, 10:59 PM
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SHIT ON HIS CHEST!


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post Nov 22 2006, 11:26 PM
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I dunno about that necessarily. I personally, really enjoy the courtship process more than sex. (im a bad gay, i know.) For instance, the guy im talking to now....we've been talking for 3 weeks now....4 dates...haven't even kissed yet. We're both smitten, but each too shy to make a move.



QUOTE (cupcake @ Nov 21 2006, 11:36 AM) *
LOL I'm just saying, guys (gay or not) are more apt to cut through the chase an dgames bullshit.

I have gay friends, I know how they roll. it's rad.
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post Nov 22 2006, 11:47 PM
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QUOTE (lamont's lament @ Nov 21 2006, 01:42 PM) *
start giving bad advice. or really slutty advice. if you ever go for a phd, you could probably write a dissertation on how trusting women are of gay men.


I know. Suckers. lancifer.gif


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QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Oct 13 2006, 09:51 PM) *
Holy shit, pebkac, you're awesome!



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pysex
post Nov 24 2006, 05:14 PM
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I was raised on the dairy, BITCH!


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plop your big floppy vagina right in his face will


that should do the trick


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post Nov 24 2006, 11:08 PM
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I want to know what the impetus for this thread was...


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You and your logic.

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GOB
post Nov 26 2006, 04:17 PM
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monogamous gays & stem cells


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so did he come or what?
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post Nov 26 2006, 06:06 PM
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Heh... if you can't make a guy cum, you seriously need to consider suicide.


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QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Oct 13 2006, 09:51 PM) *
Holy shit, pebkac, you're awesome!



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"An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all." - Oscar Wilde
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