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post Nov 21 2006, 12:51 AM
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surprised? Will gave me a blowjob in the back of his truck like 2 years ago!

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post Nov 21 2006, 12:59 AM
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QUOTE (TTUAthleticTrainer @ Nov 21 2006, 12:51 AM) *
surprised? Will gave me a blowjob in the back of his truck like 2 years ago!

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post Nov 21 2006, 03:05 AM
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post Nov 21 2006, 03:29 AM
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post Nov 21 2006, 03:31 AM
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Cleavage/ thongs also work


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post Nov 21 2006, 03:45 AM
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QUOTE (Dr. Gonzo @ Nov 21 2006, 03:29 AM) *
Big boobs/ass
blowjobs

sex in the butt


i dunno man. not everyone likes sex in the butt.

i havnt been too impressedwith putting my cock in someone's ass.


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post Nov 21 2006, 07:11 AM
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1.) Have big, round, perky breasts
2.) Have a nice, slim, tight tummy
3.) Have round curvy hips
4.) Have a sexycute girl-face
5.) Pretend you're a little dumber than you reall are
6.) Tease

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post Nov 21 2006, 07:28 AM
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QUOTE (chook @ Nov 21 2006, 12:59 AM) *
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Oh honey, this is BEFORE we got married. :-) And yours is bigger....WAY bigger.
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post Nov 21 2006, 08:32 AM
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QUOTE (Divergent Reality @ Nov 21 2006, 03:45 AM) *
i dunno man. not everyone likes sex in the butt.

i havnt been too impressedwith putting my cock in someone's ass.


Us homos call people like you "bottoms."


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Holy shit, pebkac, you're awesome!



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post Nov 21 2006, 09:45 AM
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QUOTE (TTUAthleticTrainer @ Nov 21 2006, 07:28 AM) *
Oh honey, this is BEFORE we got married. :-) And yours is bigger....WAY bigger.


Thanks, I knew he couldn't satisfy you!


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post Nov 21 2006, 09:56 AM
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QUOTE (pebkac @ Nov 21 2006, 08:32 AM) *
Us homos call people like you "bottoms."


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post Nov 21 2006, 10:50 AM
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START THE REACTOR!


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QUOTE (Divergent Reality @ Nov 21 2006, 03:45 AM) *
i dunno man. not everyone likes sex in the butt.

i havnt been too impressedwith putting my cock in someone's ass.


too much information


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post Nov 21 2006, 11:21 AM
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for a girl to seduce a guy all she has to do is look cute, smile sometimes at him and make eye contact, then totally ignore him. the rest is him in pursuit until she finally cuts him a break or feels sorry for him.

for a guy to seduce a guy, I'd imagine (given they're both gay), you'd just have to hear the clank of a beltbuckle hitting the floor and it's on like donkey kong.

damn I wish I was gay.
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post Nov 21 2006, 11:28 AM
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QUOTE (cupcake @ Nov 21 2006, 11:21 AM) *
for a guy to seduce a guy, I'd imagine (given they're both gay), you'd just have to hear the clank of a beltbuckle hitting the floor and it's on like donkey kong.

damn I wish I was gay.


Give us some respect. You also have to arrange the hookup on gay.com. That's time in front of the computer that could be spent masturbating to porn.

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post Nov 21 2006, 11:36 AM
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LOL I'm just saying, guys (gay or not) are more apt to cut through the chase an dgames bullshit.

I have gay friends, I know how they roll. it's rad.
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