 eavesdropping thread, post odd things you've heard here |
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| eavesdropping thread, post odd things you've heard here |
 Nov 11 2006, 08:13 PM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER  Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50  |
was at arby's the other day with nick. happened to overhear these 3 pieces of conversation
1. "hey, where's that one-eyed drunk girl?" 2."did you know skittles aren't vegan?" 3." don't jihad me or somethin'....i think that might hurt" --------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM)  but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Nov 12 2006, 01:16 PM
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 Do they ignore parts of reality? Group: Moderators Posts: 2,935 Joined: 23-February 06 From: South Overton!!! Member No.: 46 |
'Dude where can we get some weed'
'no idea man' (in a parking lot) Me to my friend "Hey man, did you hear those guys? hah! Let's get high!" My friend "Hellz yes!" -------------------- A psychotic world we live in. The madmen are in power. How long have we known this? Faced this? And--how many of us do know it? Perhaps if you know you are insane then you are not insane. Or you are becoming sane, finally. Waking up. I suppose only a few are aware of all this. Isolated persons here and there. But the broad masses... what do they think? All these hundreds of thousands in this city, here. Do they imagine that they live in a sane world? Or do they guess, glimpse, the truth...?
-Philip K. Dick |
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Nov 12 2006, 08:30 PM
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 DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
At Applebees:
"So anyways, my pussy was so skanky last week, I did it with 4 guys friday night" .. I looked over and it was a really fat goth chick 
-------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Nov 12 2006, 08:31 PM
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Do they ignore parts of reality? Group: Moderators Posts: 2,935 Joined: 23-February 06 From: South Overton!!! Member No.: 46 |
haha
-------------------- A psychotic world we live in. The madmen are in power. How long have we known this? Faced this? And--how many of us do know it? Perhaps if you know you are insane then you are not insane. Or you are becoming sane, finally. Waking up. I suppose only a few are aware of all this. Isolated persons here and there. But the broad masses... what do they think? All these hundreds of thousands in this city, here. Do they imagine that they live in a sane world? Or do they guess, glimpse, the truth...?
-Philip K. Dick |
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Nov 16 2006, 09:19 PM
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 POTATO OLES Group: Members Posts: 1,602 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Newark, NJ Member No.: 17 |
"If I ever git rid of that one, I'm going to just stay single and buy wrenches and guns"
-------------------- death to false dudes
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Nov 16 2006, 09:25 PM
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 Group: Agents Posts: 4,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lu-bok Member No.: 41 |
soo, know where i can find some pussay?
creepy old guy at challenge games. -------------------- 32-bit whore
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Nov 17 2006, 10:41 AM
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Group: Members Posts: 290 Joined: 23-February 06 Member No.: 59 |
I was on the bus one day last year. The bus was fucking crowded, it was snowing I think. So me and about 25 people are crammed into the open area in the front standing and there's these two sorority girls sitting in the chairs. Obviously it's quiet because everyone's standing nutsack to nutsack. The one girl turns to the other girl and goes, yea I had so much fun this weekend we went to this frat party and I woke up in the back of a mustang all sore. Everyone standing within like a 3 ft radius just turned and looked at her, then she asked us what we were all looking at.
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Nov 17 2006, 12:55 PM
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 Group: Moderators Posts: 1,551 Joined: 19-April 06 From: Lubbock Member No.: 162 |
i believe the appropriate response is:
DAA-AMN!!!! -------------------- Je suis toute du merde.
....bitches!!!!! |
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