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 Nov 16 2006, 03:40 PM
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 Do they ignore parts of reality? Group: Moderators Posts: 2,935 Joined: 23-February 06 From: South Overton!!! Member No.: 46  |
QUOTE (Divergent Reality @ Nov 16 2006, 01:58 AM)  granted, but its infested with snakes. you get bitten by one of the poisoned ones. i wish for sword-chucks yo. omg kill bill lolz! QUOTE I wish Janus would stop stealing (and eating?) my earplugs. I need them to combat the evil alley-side neighbors. Granted, now he steals your socks! I wish Dr. Gonzo claws were not quite so sharp! -------------------- A psychotic world we live in. The madmen are in power. How long have we known this? Faced this? And--how many of us do know it? Perhaps if you know you are insane then you are not insane. Or you are becoming sane, finally. Waking up. I suppose only a few are aware of all this. Isolated persons here and there. But the broad masses... what do they think? All these hundreds of thousands in this city, here. Do they imagine that they live in a sane world? Or do they guess, glimpse, the truth...?
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Nov 16 2006, 05:48 PM
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 N O E S Group: Members Posts: 421 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Hieuston, TX Member No.: 42 |
QUOTE (Dr. Gonzo @ Nov 16 2006, 03:40 PM) I wish Dr. Gonzo claws were not quite so sharp! granted. they are now no longer just "so" sharp, they are the sharpest claws the world has ever seen! i wish i knew tolerable people in the area to take to the bball game tonight. --------------------   |
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Nov 24 2007, 09:24 PM
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 From Atlantis to Interzone Group: Global Moderators Posts: 2,512 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Somewhere in space and time Member No.: 65 |
Granted. The tolerable people turn into zombies and eat your brains.
I wish I was a little bit taller. I wish I was a baller. -------------------- QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Oct 13 2006, 09:51 PM) Holy shit, pebkac, you're awesome! "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Theodor Seuss Geisel (AKA Dr. Seuss) "An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all." - Oscar Wilde |
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Nov 24 2007, 09:27 PM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER  Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (pebkac @ Nov 24 2007, 09:24 PM) Granted. The tolerable people turn into zombies and eat your brains. I wish I was a little bit taller. I wish I was a baller. granted, you become a tall thin straight porn star known for his large loads. you hire a special performance critic to guide you, that you lovingly refer to as your "shot-caller" i wish that i had more ammunition for my guns --------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Nov 24 2007, 09:31 PM
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 DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Nov 24 2007, 10:27 PM) granted, you become a tall thin straight porn star known for his large loads. you hire a special performance critic to guide you, that you lovingly refer to as your "shot-caller" i wish that i had more ammunition for my guns granted, however, shortly after being granted this huge amount of amunition, you have to use it all on a tremor that invaded your basement because Reba mcintire came over to your house and can't aim. i wish that I could witness a goat fight in the highlands of tibet -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Nov 24 2007, 09:39 PM
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From Atlantis to Interzone Group: Global Moderators Posts: 2,512 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Somewhere in space and time Member No.: 65 |
Granted. However the winning goat refuses to have sex with you.
I wish I lived in a mansion. -------------------- QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Oct 13 2006, 09:51 PM) Holy shit, pebkac, you're awesome! "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Theodor Seuss Geisel (AKA Dr. Seuss) "An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all." - Oscar Wilde |
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Nov 24 2007, 09:44 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (pebkac @ Nov 24 2007, 09:39 PM) Granted. However the winning goat refuses to have sex with you. I wish I lived in a mansion. granted, but you get your ghost mask ripped off... and to think, you woulda gotten away with it if it wasn't for those meddling kids... i wish i had a 10 inch penis located in the proper spot so that i remain anatomically correct, and it was std free -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Nov 24 2007, 10:24 PM
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From Atlantis to Interzone Group: Global Moderators Posts: 2,512 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Somewhere in space and time Member No.: 65 |
Granted. You have elephantitis which makes your penis explode within a week.
I wish I had a million dollars. -------------------- QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Oct 13 2006, 09:51 PM) Holy shit, pebkac, you're awesome! "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Theodor Seuss Geisel (AKA Dr. Seuss) "An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all." - Oscar Wilde |
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Nov 24 2007, 10:24 PM
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 Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4 |
QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Nov 24 2007, 09:44 PM) granted, but you get your ghost mask ripped off... and to think, you woulda gotten away with it if it wasn't for those meddling kids... i wish i had a 10 inch penis located in the proper spot so that i remain anatomically correct, and it was std free Granted. But it remains STD free for only 10 minutes before you go on a raving mad, no-holes-barred fuck spree across Tech campus. I wish I had a DaLorean. -------------------- |
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Nov 24 2007, 10:47 PM
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DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
QUOTE (Psykopath @ Nov 24 2007, 11:24 PM) Granted. But it remains STD free for only 10 minutes before you go on a raving mad, no-holes-barred fuck spree across Tech campus. I wish I had a DaLorean. Granted, however, your DeLorean comes with no Mr. Fusion and cum stains from when Michael J Fox jacked off in it on the set. I wish I had some fucking snow 
-------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Nov 24 2007, 10:57 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Nov 24 2007, 10:47 PM) Granted, however, your DeLorean comes with no Mr. Fusion and cum stains from when Michael J Fox jacked off in it on the set. I wish I had some fucking snow granted.... the newspaper reads "man raped by snowman" i wish i didn't poop so much -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Nov 25 2007, 01:11 AM
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I was raised on the dairy, BITCH! Group: Members Posts: 3,080 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Cedar Park Member No.: 49 |
QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Nov 24 2007, 10:57 PM) granted.... the newspaper reads "man raped by snowman" i wish i didn't poop so much Denied, instead...you accidentally ingest an entire container of milk of magnesia and your hole spews buttmud for 3 weeks straight  I wish Louie Anderson was in more movies -------------------- "Ah, y'know it's funny, these people they go to sleep, they think everything's fine, everything's good. They wake up the next day and they're on fire."
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Nov 25 2007, 02:18 AM
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 Fantastic! Group: Members Posts: 219 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Portales, NM Member No.: 51 |
QUOTE (pysex @ Nov 25 2007, 01:11 AM) Denied, instead...you accidentally ingest an entire container of milk of magnesia and your hole spews buttmud for 3 weeks straight I wish Louie Anderson was in more movies Granted. The onslaught of his movies causes nationwide panic and rioting, plunging the nation in chaos and destroying the economy and allowing communist China to take over the world. I wish I were a famous athlete. --------------------  |
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Nov 25 2007, 02:39 AM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (psidancer @ Nov 25 2007, 02:18 AM) Granted. The onslaught of his movies causes nationwide panic and rioting, plunging the nation in chaos and destroying the economy and allowing communist China to take over the world. I wish I were a famous athlete. granted. single handedly, you not only invent the sport of Turd-Snurgeling, but it becomes an international craze. i wish that spectatrix would show us her boobies again -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Nov 25 2007, 02:45 AM
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Corrupting the youth of America Group: Members Posts: 528 Joined: 12-May 06 From: Alice, TX Member No.: 176 |
QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Nov 25 2007, 03:39 AM) granted. single handedly, you not only invent the sport of Turd-Snurgeling, but it becomes an international craze. i wish that spectatrix would show us her boobies again granted, however upon showing her boobies light shoots out all Raiders of the Lost Ark style and fry us all. i wish i were not sick anymore. -------------------- Brandon....you're the reason I'm pro-choice.
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