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 Jul 20 2006, 11:07 AM
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 Oh baby bring me down  Group: Agents Posts: 4,115 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Way out yonder Member No.: 68  |
Ok i had a bunch of dreams. First one was at my old high school and i was there with my boss in the EE dept and we were trying to find keys and avoid assassins. We found the keys to open the kitchen so we could have some tea that I made earlier, and a couple of hs friends show up, but the place is flooded and nasty and i get my left foot caught in a drain. After a while i get it out, and find filter paper so i can filter the tea a bit. An assassin chick from half life one shows up and kills us all.
Wake up all sweaty and go back to sleep. HAve the second dream. Dreamed that I was returning to an apt I lived at on the 410 I-10 interchange in San Antonio when it still had the clover leaf. It played like a movie and even had a title screen called "1 year lease". They blocked off the freeway and were not letting people through because of a murder in my apt complex. My three roommates were let in ok but the detectives gave me hell. I gave them hell and they said i could go but i need to contact them. They said to contact them at 1010something or at campuscampus.com really weird. I took the long way around and it seemed everyone was staring at the apt complex. There was a little girl who seemed to turn to an angel for a bit when i walked past it. I went to my apt and went to bed. In the morning I woke up to take a shit and the toilet was removed. So i took a shit in the garbage. I knocked on my roommate's door and he said the two blond roommates moved out and we were stuck with this witch. She was bothering us and torturing us with her magic. Eventually i leave and goto the lease office where i want to break my lease. The lady tells me i cannot brake it, and so i want to leave. I remember i have to talk to the two agents. I meet my little brother at the freeway and cross it against traffic. My little brother said i shoul spraypaint my grief against the apt on the freeway. I talk to the detectives and appearantly the blond twins that were my roomates are the ones who killed the little girl i saw earlier. Woke up then, -------------------- Southern Rock, beer and bears!
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Nov 15 2006, 11:59 AM
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 Prize? Group: Members Posts: 302 Joined: 16-October 06 Member No.: 343 |
seems as good as any other thread to resurrect...
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Nov 15 2006, 04:49 PM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
in the mind of chuck::
"female assassin" translates into "asian chick" --------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM)  but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Nov 16 2006, 10:31 AM
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 Do they ignore parts of reality? Group: Moderators Posts: 2,935 Joined: 23-February 06 From: South Overton!!! Member No.: 46 |
I had a dream that I was invited to a fancy city council thanksgiving dinner at the civic center in Abilene and my whole family was there. eventually stuff started to get crazy I don't remember exactly what happened. I know that were these weird creatures running around and we started to clone them, but then they started to eat people. I also witnessed a seven eleven getting robbed by a guy without a gun...
-------------------- A psychotic world we live in. The madmen are in power. How long have we known this? Faced this? And--how many of us do know it? Perhaps if you know you are insane then you are not insane. Or you are becoming sane, finally. Waking up. I suppose only a few are aware of all this. Isolated persons here and there. But the broad masses... what do they think? All these hundreds of thousands in this city, here. Do they imagine that they live in a sane world? Or do they guess, glimpse, the truth...?
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Nov 16 2006, 01:09 PM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
the house next door to me burnt down last night. i had a dream that i went out to look at it the next day and since i can see all through the house the first floor wasnt utterly destroyed but looking pretty good. i walk into the house and there is a couple in there who have started to rebuild it b/c they bought the place. as i walk inside the house changed colors (it was only white and tile from the outside but inside it was really beautiful and well designed). i tell these people wow they did a good job, i really like the color choices etc and get to chatting. they are good peoples. we start discussing home renovations and i tell them about foundation cracks and how you have to check the house for cracks because that can be a sign of a serious problem. they didnt do that so they find some. the one girl is trying to call someone but having a hard time for some reason and i just keep looking over at her as she frustratingly handles the phones and sighs at me. we sit in the living room for awhile and theres this bug on one of the walls its pretty gross. it becomes more gross as this larger bug appears and eats that one. even worse when another larger, a purple cool looking lizard, eats that big one. i hate bugs so at this point i try to say "cya later dudes thats a little creepy" but id ahve to leave by walking past that wall. all of the sudden theres like a dinosaur hybrid centaped lizard on the wall. hes like a foot and a half tall but hes still standing on the wall, moving his head around opening his mouth. he lays down and just swallows the purple lizard which was huge. then he just hangs out on the wall a little longer. we all go "oh holy christ!" at that time somehow my boyfriends roommate is there like he was there all along and i try to start convincing him to get one of his guns (like he lives there) to shoot it because the thing is obviously way to big to be stunned by a shoe. the thing starts coming to us and we freak out try to move around to get away from it which makes it just want to get to us more. blah blah blah some time of this and me telling someone to shoot it. it finally gets to me, im freaking out, and im covering my face because i dont want it to lick me because of it eating a whole bug/lizard like it did. being afraid for my life to it licking me just happened but that is now my source of fear. in the end it just becomes my dog alfie trying to lick me but i dont want him to because hes the one that ate the lizard
when i woke up my left arm was completely numb but i didnt realize it so when i touched it i nearly freaked out -------------------- Little monkeys making money
Naked monkey looking funny Mighty males are strong and free Female monkey, not so lucky Rocking monkeys, funky monkeys Monkeys sticking other monkeys Monkeys wrong or monkeys right Mostly flexing monkey might |
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Nov 16 2006, 01:44 PM
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Oh baby bring me down Group: Agents Posts: 4,115 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Way out yonder Member No.: 68 |
I had a dream i was shopping with Mel (from techsans) at an HEB for food to celebrate cinco de mayo. We went to the spanish speaking checkout lane and it really sucked, cause i couldn't remember what was checked or not.
-------------------- Southern Rock, beer and bears!
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Nov 16 2006, 03:29 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (Testm0nkey @ Nov 16 2006, 01:09 PM) the house next door to me burnt down last night. i had a dream that i went out to look at it the next day and since i can see all through the house the first floor wasnt utterly destroyed but looking pretty good. i walk into the house and there is a couple in there who have started to rebuild it b/c they bought the place. as i walk inside the house changed colors (it was only white and tile from the outside but inside it was really beautiful and well designed). i tell these people wow they did a good job, i really like the color choices etc and get to chatting. they are good peoples. we start discussing home renovations and i tell them about foundation cracks and how you have to check the house for cracks because that can be a sign of a serious problem. they didnt do that so they find some. the one girl is trying to call someone but having a hard time for some reason and i just keep looking over at her as she frustratingly handles the phones and sighs at me. we sit in the living room for awhile and theres this bug on one of the walls its pretty gross. it becomes more gross as this larger bug appears and eats that one. even worse when another larger, a purple cool looking lizard, eats that big one. i hate bugs so at this point i try to say "cya later dudes thats a little creepy" but id ahve to leave by walking past that wall. all of the sudden theres like a dinosaur hybrid centaped lizard on the wall. hes like a foot and a half tall but hes still standing on the wall, moving his head around opening his mouth. he lays down and just swallows the purple lizard which was huge. then he just hangs out on the wall a little longer. we all go "oh holy christ!" at that time somehow my boyfriends roommate is there like he was there all along and i try to start convincing him to get one of his guns (like he lives there) to shoot it because the thing is obviously way to big to be stunned by a shoe. the thing starts coming to us and we freak out try to move around to get away from it which makes it just want to get to us more. blah blah blah some time of this and me telling someone to shoot it. it finally gets to me, im freaking out, and im covering my face because i dont want it to lick me because of it eating a whole bug/lizard like it did. being afraid for my life to it licking me just happened but that is now my source of fear. in the end it just becomes my dog alfie trying to lick me but i dont want him to because hes the one that ate the lizard when i woke up my left arm was completely numb but i didnt realize it so when i touched it i nearly freaked out illicit drug use will do that to ya. -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Nov 16 2006, 06:18 PM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
what type in gigantic blocks of text that no one wants to read?
-Mr. Whimpers -------------------- Little monkeys making money
Naked monkey looking funny Mighty males are strong and free Female monkey, not so lucky Rocking monkeys, funky monkeys Monkeys sticking other monkeys Monkeys wrong or monkeys right Mostly flexing monkey might |
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