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 Nov 14 2006, 07:39 PM
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#166
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granted....because I put them there in hopes that you would get tetanus....
I wish I had never met George. -------------------- Je suis toute du merde.
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Nov 15 2006, 05:17 PM
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#167
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 GORILLA FLUFFER  Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
granted. you miss out on many of george lucas's films
i wish i was a professional DungeonMaster --------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM)  but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Nov 15 2006, 05:47 PM
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 Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4 |
QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Nov 15 2006, 05:17 PM) granted. you miss out on many of george lucas's films i wish i was a professional DungeonMaster Granted...but then you would have never had sex. I wish the semester was over. -------------------- |
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Nov 15 2006, 06:00 PM
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#169
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
Granted, but you get all F's.
I wish I had some clue as to how a company got ahold of my debit card number to make a fraudulent charge. -------------------- |
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Nov 15 2006, 06:06 PM
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#170
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
granted. they tell you how, but you have niether the resources or legal power to fight their lawyers.
i wish i could have the cheeky girls -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Nov 15 2006, 06:13 PM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
Granted, but it turns out they're all skanky and have 15 STDs each.
I wish I weren't so bored. -------------------- |
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Nov 15 2006, 06:32 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
curable std's or the permanent kind?
granted. you descover the wonders of over the counter drugs and unprotected sex... while taking the Lords name in vain. i wish i could go to japan and become the next greatest gunslinger-cowboy-that-knows-kung-fu icon -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Nov 15 2006, 08:36 PM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
A bit of both.
 Granted, but the pop idols get jealous of your popularity, hatch a plot to kill you, and successfully execute it. I wish I had another bookcase. -------------------- |
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Nov 15 2006, 08:39 PM
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granted, but its full of kiddie porn.
i wish lubbock had a jack in the box. -------------------- 32-bit whore
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Nov 15 2006, 09:27 PM
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 Prize? Group: Members Posts: 302 Joined: 16-October 06 Member No.: 343 |
QUOTE (Divergent Reality @ Nov 15 2006, 08:39 PM) granted, but its full of kiddie porn. i wish lubbock had a jack in the box. granted, oh wait thats were im from... tough luck I wish these chicken nuggets would never run out. |
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Nov 15 2006, 10:07 PM
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 Fantastic! Group: Members Posts: 219 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Portales, NM Member No.: 51 |
Granted, they don't run out so much as they slither out the box...
I wish it weren't so effin cold... --------------------  |
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Nov 16 2006, 12:42 AM
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 Do they ignore parts of reality? Group: Moderators Posts: 2,935 Joined: 23-February 06 From: South Overton!!! Member No.: 46 |
Granted, tomorrow it will be fucking hot
I wish I would find a million dollars -------------------- A psychotic world we live in. The madmen are in power. How long have we known this? Faced this? And--how many of us do know it? Perhaps if you know you are insane then you are not insane. Or you are becoming sane, finally. Waking up. I suppose only a few are aware of all this. Isolated persons here and there. But the broad masses... what do they think? All these hundreds of thousands in this city, here. Do they imagine that they live in a sane world? Or do they guess, glimpse, the truth...?
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Nov 16 2006, 01:58 AM
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Group: Agents Posts: 4,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lu-bok Member No.: 41 |
granted, but its infested with snakes.
you get bitten by one of the poisoned ones. i wish for sword-chucks yo. -------------------- 32-bit whore
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Nov 16 2006, 06:10 AM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
granted. but you have to back-order them. until your sword-chucks arrive, they give you a pair of loaner dildo-chucks
i wish i was allowed to shoot old people without any sort of legal reprecussions -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Nov 16 2006, 09:03 AM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
Granted, but they can also shoot *you* without legal repercussions.
I wish Janus would stop stealing (and eating?) my earplugs. I need them to combat the evil alley-side neighbors. -------------------- |
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