 How to prevent hijackings, and have fun doing it |
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| How to prevent hijackings, and have fun doing it |
 Nov 14 2006, 12:51 PM
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 From Atlantis to Interzone Group: Global Moderators Posts: 2,512 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Somewhere in space and time Member No.: 65  |
http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?...p;RS=PN/6970105
Basically, someone has a patent on a contraption that you can put on passengers on an airplane. If there's an emotional abnormality, the flight crew will be notified. Even better, it comes equipped with a miniature syringe to "inject or deliver a micro dose of sedatives, narcotics or strong tranquilizers to the person under an anomalous emotional condition." Awesome. I want to be a hijacker. You get free drugs to make long flights better. 
This post has been edited by pebkac: Nov 14 2006, 12:54 PM -------------------- QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Oct 13 2006, 09:51 PM)  Holy shit, pebkac, you're awesome! "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Theodor Seuss Geisel (AKA Dr. Seuss) "An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all." - Oscar Wilde |
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Nov 14 2006, 02:40 PM
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 Group: Moderators Posts: 2,499 Joined: 23-February 06 From: El Paso Texas Member No.: 32 |
how's it tell the difference between a nervous hijacker & someone nervous cause they're about to shit themself cause the bathroom signs show occupied...
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Nov 14 2006, 03:35 PM
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 Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
there won't be any more successful hijackings in our country. ever. it doesn't matter if they somehow get machine guns on board, the passengers will be gouging out their eyes with plastic spoons. al-qaeda played that card, it won't get played again.
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Nov 14 2006, 03:57 PM
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 Group: Members Posts: 1,761 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Lubbock/Dubai Member No.: 57 |
QUOTE (impala454 @ Nov 14 2006, 03:35 PM) there won't be any more successful hijackings in our country. ever. it doesn't matter if they somehow get machine guns on board, the passengers will be gouging out their eyes with plastic spoons. al-qaeda played that card, it won't get played again. they wont be able to hijack....but could just blow it up without all the drama -------------------- bored...so i did this
http://beerlist.wetpaint.com/ |
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Nov 14 2006, 06:24 PM
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 Prize? Group: Members Posts: 302 Joined: 16-October 06 Member No.: 343 |
QUOTE (schwab @ Nov 14 2006, 03:57 PM) they wont be able to hijack....but could just blow it up without all the drama Well that was their plan a month or two ago before we stopped them. |
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Nov 15 2006, 02:17 AM
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 Do they ignore parts of reality? Group: Moderators Posts: 2,935 Joined: 23-February 06 From: South Overton!!! Member No.: 46 |
I am against this, Thought/ feeling crime
-------------------- A psychotic world we live in. The madmen are in power. How long have we known this? Faced this? And--how many of us do know it? Perhaps if you know you are insane then you are not insane. Or you are becoming sane, finally. Waking up. I suppose only a few are aware of all this. Isolated persons here and there. But the broad masses... what do they think? All these hundreds of thousands in this city, here. Do they imagine that they live in a sane world? Or do they guess, glimpse, the truth...?
-Philip K. Dick |
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Nov 15 2006, 10:17 AM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
Just equip the flight attendants with tranq darts and body armor. Problem solved.
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Nov 15 2006, 11:24 AM
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Group: Members Posts: 10,620 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 48 |
QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Nov 15 2006, 10:17 AM) Just equip the flight attendants with tranq darts and body armor. Problem solved. as long as said body armor doesn't cover the cleavage! |
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Nov 15 2006, 11:53 AM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
Somebody just needs to invent transparent body armor. That way it can cover cleavage for safety, but still be revealing!
 I'll get right on that, after I'm finished inventing power armor. -------------------- |
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Nov 15 2006, 12:41 PM
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  Group: Agents Posts: 4,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lu-bok Member No.: 41 |
QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Nov 15 2006, 11:53 AM) Somebody just needs to invent transparent body armor. That way it can cover cleavage for safety, but still be revealing! I'll get right on that, after I'm finished inventing power armor. air boys be working on it. -------------------- 32-bit whore
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Nov 15 2006, 03:28 PM
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Do they ignore parts of reality? Group: Moderators Posts: 2,935 Joined: 23-February 06 From: South Overton!!! Member No.: 46 |
Ground all planes. Preventing Hijackings is like preventing crime, it is impossible
-------------------- A psychotic world we live in. The madmen are in power. How long have we known this? Faced this? And--how many of us do know it? Perhaps if you know you are insane then you are not insane. Or you are becoming sane, finally. Waking up. I suppose only a few are aware of all this. Isolated persons here and there. But the broad masses... what do they think? All these hundreds of thousands in this city, here. Do they imagine that they live in a sane world? Or do they guess, glimpse, the truth...?
-Philip K. Dick |
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Nov 15 2006, 04:00 PM
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Prize? Group: Members Posts: 302 Joined: 16-October 06 Member No.: 343 |
QUOTE (Dr. Gonzo @ Nov 15 2006, 03:28 PM) Ground all planes. Preventing Hijackings is like preventing crime, it is impossible I swear, the more and more stupid Hunter S. Thompson quotes you add the less and less i like you. Oh, and preventing hi-jackings is MUCH easier than a lot of other crimes. Its already a controlled environment, not as many variables for a would be hi-jacker to use. |
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Nov 16 2006, 12:39 AM
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Do they ignore parts of reality? Group: Moderators Posts: 2,935 Joined: 23-February 06 From: South Overton!!! Member No.: 46 |
QUOTE (Trespass @ Nov 15 2006, 04:00 PM) I swear, the more and more stupid Hunter S. Thompson quotes you add the less and less i like you. Oh, and preventing hi-jackings is MUCH easier than a lot of other crimes. Its already a controlled environment, not as many variables for a would be hi-jacker to use. Easier perhaps, but still impossible I love you too 
-------------------- A psychotic world we live in. The madmen are in power. How long have we known this? Faced this? And--how many of us do know it? Perhaps if you know you are insane then you are not insane. Or you are becoming sane, finally. Waking up. I suppose only a few are aware of all this. Isolated persons here and there. But the broad masses... what do they think? All these hundreds of thousands in this city, here. Do they imagine that they live in a sane world? Or do they guess, glimpse, the truth...?
-Philip K. Dick |
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Nov 17 2006, 11:55 AM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
i'm gonna start cramming vegetables and fruit up both your asses until you look like those thanksgiving horn-centerpieces
--------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Nov 17 2006, 01:16 PM
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Prize? Group: Members Posts: 302 Joined: 16-October 06 Member No.: 343 |
QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Nov 17 2006, 11:55 AM) i'm gonna start cramming vegetables and fruit up both your asses until you look like those thanksgiving horn-centerpieces You really do like putting things in mens butt don't you.... not gonna say its a surprise though. |
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