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 Nov 12 2006, 04:05 PM
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 Fantastic! Group: Members Posts: 219 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Portales, NM Member No.: 51  |
Granted... You travel to beginning of the earth and accidentaly spill some listerine in the primordial ooze, thus ending all life on earth before it even had a chance.... way to go...
I wish I had some whores and ale... --------------------  |
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Nov 12 2006, 06:49 PM
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 New and Improved? Group: Members Posts: 629 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Austin, TX Member No.: 40 |
QUOTE (psidancer @ Nov 12 2006, 04:05 PM)  Granted... You travel to beginning of the earth and accidentaly spill some listerine in the primordial ooze, thus ending all life on earth before it even had a chance.... way to go... I wish I had some whores and ale... Granted, but both the whores and the ale are stale I wish I had an oscar This post has been edited by Jyan: Nov 12 2006, 06:52 PM --------------------  |
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Nov 12 2006, 06:55 PM
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 Do they ignore parts of reality? Group: Moderators Posts: 2,935 Joined: 23-February 06 From: South Overton!!! Member No.: 46 |
QUOTE (Jyan @ Nov 12 2006, 06:49 PM) Granted, but both the whores and the ale are stale I wish I had an oscar Granted, Oscar, a 300 pound belligerent Mexican cocaine dealer, pops up at your doorstep to live with you. I wish I had a small Asian woman to walk all over my back, my back has been hurting lately... -------------------- A psychotic world we live in. The madmen are in power. How long have we known this? Faced this? And--how many of us do know it? Perhaps if you know you are insane then you are not insane. Or you are becoming sane, finally. Waking up. I suppose only a few are aware of all this. Isolated persons here and there. But the broad masses... what do they think? All these hundreds of thousands in this city, here. Do they imagine that they live in a sane world? Or do they guess, glimpse, the truth...?
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Nov 12 2006, 07:21 PM
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Fantastic! Group: Members Posts: 219 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Portales, NM Member No.: 51 |
Granted.... The rusty nail stuck to the bottom of the shoe she decides to not take off gives you permanent tetanus and you're forced to make living as a fluffer...
I wish I had x-ray vision... -------------------- |
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Nov 12 2006, 07:29 PM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER  Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
granted. you now only see skeletons, and can never get an erection from looking at a woman again
i wish my girlfriend would stop beating me up --------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Nov 12 2006, 07:42 PM
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Fantastic! Group: Members Posts: 219 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Portales, NM Member No.: 51 |
 QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Nov 12 2006, 07:29 PM) .... can never get an erection from looking at a woman again well, actually .....But wish granted After a beating gone terribly wrong, the suitcase containing your body will be found sometime next year... I wish Cyndi Lauper would make a comeback  ...
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Nov 13 2006, 01:18 AM
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 Group: Agents Posts: 4,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lu-bok Member No.: 41 |
granted, but the new fame forces helps her acquire a new 'baby's daddy.' that daddy is you. the scandal forces the two of you into a very akward reclusion. all the money is spent on marriage counseling and you two eventually break up over 'irreconcilable differences.'
i wish i didnt just hit a wall. -------------------- 32-bit whore
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Nov 13 2006, 01:40 AM
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 Oh baby bring me down Group: Agents Posts: 4,115 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Way out yonder Member No.: 68 |
Granted, you roll a tumble check to avoid the wall, but fail your jump check on the pit-o-spikes.
I wish that cell bio didn't make us memorize soo much crap. -------------------- Southern Rock, beer and bears!
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Nov 13 2006, 06:59 AM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
granted. it is once again heresy to talk of such things, and everyone is once again forced to believe the world is flat.
i wish i were a invincible viking -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Nov 13 2006, 07:24 AM
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Fantastic! Group: Members Posts: 219 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Portales, NM Member No.: 51 |
Granted... meet your new wife
 I wish it weren't time to leave for class yet... -------------------- |
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Nov 14 2006, 04:41 AM
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Oh baby bring me down Group: Agents Posts: 4,115 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Way out yonder Member No.: 68 |
QUOTE (psidancer @ Nov 13 2006, 07:24 AM) Granted... meet your new wife I wish it weren't time to leave for class yet... Granted, you are expelled from Texas Tech and never have to leave for classes again. I wish i could sleep and not study! -------------------- Southern Rock, beer and bears!
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Nov 14 2006, 05:41 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
QUOTE (chook @ Nov 14 2006, 04:41 AM) Granted, you are expelled from Texas Tech and never have to leave for classes again. I wish i could sleep and not study! granted. after the motorcycle wreck, we don't know if chuk will ever awaken from his coma. i wish spectatrix would show us her boobs again -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Nov 14 2006, 06:11 PM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
Granted, but it's after I have a breast reduction to AA-cups.
I wish my hair were longer. -------------------- |
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Nov 14 2006, 06:46 PM
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 Why so serious? Group: Global Moderators Posts: 5,286 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Fate, TX Member No.: 4 |
QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Nov 14 2006, 06:11 PM) Granted, but it's after I have a breast reduction to AA-cups. I wish my hair were longer. Granted...but you really should have specified the location of the hair that you wanted to be longer... I wish this damn essay was finished! -------------------- |
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Nov 14 2006, 06:49 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
granted Paco the essay will finish when he's good and ready, you butter-dumpster.
i wish i knew why i have 2 rusty railroad spikes sitting on my desk -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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