 The Wish Granted Game |
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 Nov 11 2006, 01:03 AM
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#136
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 N O E S Group: Members Posts: 421 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Hieuston, TX Member No.: 42  |
QUOTE (pebkac @ Nov 9 2006, 06:46 PM)  Granted. You got the one cigarette you need to give yourself lung cancer. I wish I had Bill Gates's money. Granted. And you also get his looks. I wish I had the power to slap people with my mind. --------------------   |
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Nov 11 2006, 03:14 AM
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  Group: Agents Posts: 4,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lu-bok Member No.: 41 |
granted, but you are only able to slap booty.
i wish i had that power 
-------------------- 32-bit whore
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Nov 11 2006, 09:44 AM
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#138
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N O E S Group: Members Posts: 421 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Hieuston, TX Member No.: 42 |
QUOTE (Divergent Reality @ Nov 11 2006, 03:14 AM) granted, but you are only able to slap booty. i wish i had that power granted. but every tight little booty to you try to slap turns oceanous. i wish weekends were as long as the working week. -------------------- |
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Nov 11 2006, 08:05 PM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
granted, but your boss keeps forcing you to work on weekends too
i wish my job was to punch politicians that were acting stupid --------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Nov 11 2006, 08:30 PM
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 Fantastic! Group: Members Posts: 219 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Portales, NM Member No.: 51 |
Granted. The secret service snipers leave your brains all over the wall behind the prez...
I wish I had my svelt high school figure back... --------------------  |
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Nov 11 2006, 09:13 PM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
Granted, but it turns out that cocaine is the only thing that can suppress your appetite enough and you end up penniless, addicted, and reduced to turning tricks for money to get your next fix.
I wish the semester were over with already. -------------------- |
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Nov 11 2006, 09:17 PM
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Fantastic! Group: Members Posts: 219 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Portales, NM Member No.: 51 |
Wish granted.... Your unexpected suicide gets your a full page in La Ventana...
I wish the girl in the cubicle next to me would stop libeling my good name on Wikipedia... -------------------- |
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Nov 12 2006, 12:07 PM
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 From Atlantis to Interzone Group: Global Moderators Posts: 2,512 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Somewhere in space and time Member No.: 65 |
Granted. You don't have a good name left to libel after what happened in Las Vegas.
I wish I had a new car. -------------------- QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Oct 13 2006, 09:51 PM) Holy shit, pebkac, you're awesome! "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Theodor Seuss Geisel (AKA Dr. Seuss) "An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all." - Oscar Wilde |
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Nov 12 2006, 01:52 PM
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 monogamous gays & stem cells Group: Members Posts: 3,789 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 8 |
granted. congratulations.
i wish i didn't just go to walmart |
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Nov 12 2006, 02:22 PM
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Fantastic! Group: Members Posts: 219 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Portales, NM Member No.: 51 |
Granted. You love the savings you get with your KMart frequent shopper's discount card...
I wish my request to get the day after Thanksgiving off gets approved. -------------------- |
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Nov 12 2006, 03:12 PM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
Granted, but you end up falling into a turkey-induced coma and don't get to enjoy your day off.
I wish my neighbors were evicted already. -------------------- |
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Nov 12 2006, 03:13 PM
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 Do they ignore parts of reality? Group: Moderators Posts: 2,935 Joined: 23-February 06 From: South Overton!!! Member No.: 46 |
Granted, but they come and kill you
I wish I could walk outside barefoot without stickers attacking me -------------------- A psychotic world we live in. The madmen are in power. How long have we known this? Faced this? And--how many of us do know it? Perhaps if you know you are insane then you are not insane. Or you are becoming sane, finally. Waking up. I suppose only a few are aware of all this. Isolated persons here and there. But the broad masses... what do they think? All these hundreds of thousands in this city, here. Do they imagine that they live in a sane world? Or do they guess, glimpse, the truth...?
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Nov 12 2006, 03:26 PM
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From Atlantis to Interzone Group: Global Moderators Posts: 2,512 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Somewhere in space and time Member No.: 65 |
Granted. You can now walk outside barefoot because all plant life is extinct on earth. Including cannabis. Way to go, dickweed.
I wish I was the president. -------------------- QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Oct 13 2006, 09:51 PM) Holy shit, pebkac, you're awesome! "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Theodor Seuss Geisel (AKA Dr. Seuss) "An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all." - Oscar Wilde |
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Nov 12 2006, 03:29 PM
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 Prize? Group: Members Posts: 302 Joined: 16-October 06 Member No.: 343 |
QUOTE (pebkac @ Nov 12 2006, 03:26 PM) Granted. You can now walk outside barefoot because all plant life is extinct on earth. Including cannabis. Way to go, dickweed. I wish I was the president. Granted, sadly the third world country has an uprising and you get beheaded. I wish i had a hover car. |
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Nov 12 2006, 03:52 PM
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Do they ignore parts of reality? Group: Moderators Posts: 2,935 Joined: 23-February 06 From: South Overton!!! Member No.: 46 |
QUOTE (Trespass @ Nov 12 2006, 03:29 PM) Granted, sadly the third world country has an uprising and you get beheaded. I wish i had a hover car. Granted, sadly you hover yourself into the side of a bus I wish I had a time machine -------------------- A psychotic world we live in. The madmen are in power. How long have we known this? Faced this? And--how many of us do know it? Perhaps if you know you are insane then you are not insane. Or you are becoming sane, finally. Waking up. I suppose only a few are aware of all this. Isolated persons here and there. But the broad masses... what do they think? All these hundreds of thousands in this city, here. Do they imagine that they live in a sane world? Or do they guess, glimpse, the truth...?
-Philip K. Dick |
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