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 Nov 8 2006, 03:36 PM
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 GORILLA FLUFFER  Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50  |
http://quiz.myyearbook.com/zenhex/quiz.php?id=33299
i got "self inflicted gunshot wound to the asshole" 
--------------------  QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM)  but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Nov 8 2006, 04:10 PM
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 Group: Members Posts: 1,761 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Lubbock/Dubai Member No.: 57 |
Your Results:
Crushed under the weight of your own ego. You're already feeling the strain. It's just a matter of time before the fragile framework of your ego comes crumbling down and buries you under its sheer enormity. Your lucky numbers are 1. -------------------- bored...so i did this
http://beerlist.wetpaint.com/ |
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Nov 8 2006, 05:29 PM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
I was crushed under the weight of my own ego too!
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Nov 8 2006, 05:41 PM
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 Do they ignore parts of reality? Group: Moderators Posts: 2,935 Joined: 23-February 06 From: South Overton!!! Member No.: 46 |
Mugged, raped and shot by midget street gang.
You thought they were cute. You just wanted to meet one, to let him know you feel his pain, to tell him to keep fighting the good fight. What you got instead was ambushed by a horde of them. They took your shoes, your watch, your jewelry and your money. A few of them held you down. They were incredibly strong! Some of them kicked and beat you while others inserted things much larger than you would expect a midget's penis to be into your rectum. You bled profusely. And after they were done with you, they tagged you (Southside Midgie Crew) and mercifully ended the indignity by bustin' a cap in your ass, beeyotch -------------------- A psychotic world we live in. The madmen are in power. How long have we known this? Faced this? And--how many of us do know it? Perhaps if you know you are insane then you are not insane. Or you are becoming sane, finally. Waking up. I suppose only a few are aware of all this. Isolated persons here and there. But the broad masses... what do they think? All these hundreds of thousands in this city, here. Do they imagine that they live in a sane world? Or do they guess, glimpse, the truth...?
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Nov 8 2006, 05:56 PM
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 DEATH TO ....something? Group: Members Posts: 5,618 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Parker, CO Member No.: 55 |
Beaten to death with your own severed limb.
It is unclear how it's going to happen or who the perpetrator will be, but someday very soon, someone is going to remove one of your beloved limbs and use it as a cudgel to brain you to death. They will never be caught. The limb will never be found. Your lucky numbers are 4, 18 and 221. -------------------- I r Ur Gawd!
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Nov 8 2006, 05:59 PM
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No day but today... Group: Members Posts: 773 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 5 |
You will spontaneously combust.
Congratulations! You're one of the lucky few who will ever get to experience first-hand the excruciating agony of burning up like a Roman Candle for absolutely no reason whatsoever. Your lucky numbers are 7, 34, and 182. -------------------- Forget regret
or life is yours to miss |
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Nov 8 2006, 06:02 PM
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 POTATO OLES Group: Members Posts: 1,602 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Newark, NJ Member No.: 17 |
You will masturbate yourself to death.
That's seems very appropriate for me. -------------------- death to false dudes
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Nov 8 2006, 06:07 PM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
You will spontaneously combust.
Congratulations! You're one of the lucky few who will ever get to experience first-hand the excruciating agony of burning up like a Roman Candle for absolutely no reason whatsoever. Your lucky numbers are 7, 34, and 182. -------------------- Little monkeys making money
Naked monkey looking funny Mighty males are strong and free Female monkey, not so lucky Rocking monkeys, funky monkeys Monkeys sticking other monkeys Monkeys wrong or monkeys right Mostly flexing monkey might |
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Nov 8 2006, 06:07 PM
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GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
Self-inflicted gunshot wound to the asshole.
You will sit on a rifle. It will go off. The pain will last many days before you finally succumb to death's abhorrent grip. During that time, you will shit yourself often. And after your passing, you will be the butt (haha, get it?!) of every death joke for the next decade. -------------------- QUOTE (Jessica @ May 7 2007, 01:15 PM) but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded. Licking anuses, one kindergarten class at a time!! |
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Nov 8 2006, 06:20 PM
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 monogamous gays & stem cells Group: Members Posts: 3,789 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 8 |
beaten with severed limb
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Nov 8 2006, 07:03 PM
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 Group: Agents Posts: 4,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lu-bok Member No.: 41 |
You will spontaneously combust.
Congratulations! You're one of the lucky few who will ever get to experience first-hand the excruciating agony of burning up like a Roman Candle for absolutely no reason whatsoever. Your lucky numbers are 7, 34, and 182. i dont think its called spontaneous if you are playing with flammable materials. -------------------- 32-bit whore
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Nov 8 2006, 08:16 PM
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 From Atlantis to Interzone Group: Global Moderators Posts: 2,512 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Somewhere in space and time Member No.: 65 |
Microwaves from space will melt your brain.
Aliens are real, and for some reason your mere existence offends them. They have already beamed microwave rays from across the galaxy aimed directly at your pretty head. Anyday now, that once bright and expressive brain of yours will be melted to a smouldering mass of silly putty, and alien babies all across space will finally be able to sleep peacefully again -------------------- QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Oct 13 2006, 09:51 PM) Holy shit, pebkac, you're awesome! "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Theodor Seuss Geisel (AKA Dr. Seuss) "An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all." - Oscar Wilde |
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Nov 8 2006, 08:23 PM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
It's because you're gay, Pebkac. Homosexuality gives alien babies nightmares.
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Nov 8 2006, 08:52 PM
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 Prize? Group: Members Posts: 302 Joined: 16-October 06 Member No.: 343 |
Apparently im gonna die in 24 hours... unless i get someone to go to that crap ass site. Im not doing it...
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Nov 8 2006, 09:45 PM
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 N 0 t h i n g Group: Members Posts: 1,449 Joined: 23-February 06 Member No.: 54 |
You will be eaten alive by rabid gophers.
Never in your wildest imaginings would you ever have dreamed that your sole purpose in life was to one day serve as a tasty snack for a pack of rabid gophers, but God has a sense of humor. It's just that sometimes that humor is cruel. On a more positive note, you will be reincarnated as a rabid gopher, and sweet rodenty vengeance shall be yours! --------------------  QUOTE (jonathan83 @ Nov 16 2007, 09:22 PM) |
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