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post Nov 7 2006, 12:02 PM
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Do they ignore parts of reality?


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Granted, you finish your undergrad and go on to get a PHD which takes you 11 long years.

I wish my kitten did not climb my curtains


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A psychotic world we live in. The madmen are in power. How long have we known this? Faced this? And--how many of us do know it? Perhaps if you know you are insane then you are not insane. Or you are becoming sane, finally. Waking up. I suppose only a few are aware of all this. Isolated persons here and there. But the broad masses... what do they think? All these hundreds of thousands in this city, here. Do they imagine that they live in a sane world? Or do they guess, glimpse, the truth...?

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post Nov 7 2006, 12:27 PM
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granted, but you find that he doesn't move around alot anymore since you cut his legs off.

i wish i had a Phaser with a "can o' whup ass" setting


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ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded.


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post Nov 7 2006, 12:31 PM
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granted, but you accidentally use it on yourself



i wish i didn't have to get my brakes replaced
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post Nov 7 2006, 12:31 PM
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From Atlantis to Interzone


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Granted. However it's not much use since phaser batteries won't be invented for another 300 years.

I wish I was a little bit taller. I wish I was a baller.


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post Nov 7 2006, 12:53 PM
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granted. you are now the tallest gay man in your local bowling league.

i wish i had the power to do voodoo


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but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW
QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Jun 26 2008, 07:51 PM) *
ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded.


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post Nov 7 2006, 01:00 PM
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Let's Bother Snape!!!


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Granted, but you are then stuck making movies like "Weekend at Bernie's 2"

I wish I could play the BC Beta right now instead of have to wait for the updater to finish installing >.<


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post Nov 7 2006, 01:04 PM
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granted. you later find out you ruin your computer with all kinds of software problems because you didn't let it finish downloading.


i wish i knew more about computers so i could tell if thats actually possible or not.


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but yeehaw dammit. YEEHAW
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ok once upon a time I jacked myself off retarded.


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post Nov 7 2006, 01:47 PM
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QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Nov 7 2006, 01:04 PM) *
granted. you later find out you ruin your computer with all kinds of software problems because you didn't let it finish downloading.
i wish i knew more about computers so i could tell if thats actually possible or not.



Granted, but now you have knowledge of nothing but computers


I wish I was not getting sick


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post Nov 7 2006, 04:52 PM
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granted, you're cured but then later find out it wasn't really a sickness but a metamorphesis into a new life form which is all knowing and all powerful, and since you wished it away you're just a regular human nobody.

I wish I could decide which gun to buy
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post Nov 7 2006, 04:55 PM
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granted, but to help in your decision you hire a gang of hoodlums to each fire a different type of firearm into you to help you pick the one that causes the most pain

i wish kinky would win the election
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post Nov 7 2006, 05:23 PM
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Granted, but Rick Perry proclaims himself "emperor of texas" and refuses to let Kinky take over as Governor.

I wish my room was clean


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post Nov 7 2006, 05:26 PM
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granted, but your room is a prison since you tried to assassinate rick perry when he declared himself emperor

i wish michael jackson would quit molesting little boys
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post Nov 7 2006, 05:27 PM
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Prize?


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QUOTE (Overlord @ Nov 7 2006, 05:26 PM) *
granted, but your room is a prison since you tried to assassinate rick perry when he declared himself emperor

i wish michael jackson would quit molesting little boys

Granted, instead he molests you.

I wish i didn't have so much reading in contracts!
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post Nov 7 2006, 05:30 PM
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QUOTE (Trespass @ Nov 7 2006, 05:27 PM) *
Granted, instead he molests you.

I wish i didn't have so much reading in contracts!



Granted, You dont read the contracts and get screwed

I wish I would just quit smoking

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-Philip K. Dick
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post Nov 7 2006, 05:48 PM
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Prize?


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QUOTE (Dr. Gonzo @ Nov 7 2006, 05:30 PM) *
Granted, You dont read the contracts and get screwed

I wish I would just quit smoking

Granted, but sadly to get off the cigarettes you acquired a Cocaine addiction.

I wish for a pet monkey that knows karate
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