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impala454
post Nov 6 2006, 10:37 AM
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QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Nov 6 2006, 10:17 AM) *
Granted, but the only available pizza is covered in anchovies.

I wish I knew psychokinesis.

granted, but you go all jean gray in your sleep and kill everyone within a 30 mile radius before wolverine stuffs his claws through your chest

I wish it was 5:00 pm
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post Nov 6 2006, 10:45 AM
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QUOTE (impala454 @ Nov 6 2006, 10:37 AM) *
granted, but you go all jean gray in your sleep and kill everyone within a 30 mile radius before wolverine stuffs his claws through your chest

I wish it was 5:00 pm


Granted, but your death sentence is carried out at 5:05 p.m.

I wish I had a 4.0 gpa for the semester.


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post Nov 6 2006, 10:47 AM
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Granted, but you have to sleep with all of your profs to get it.

I wish the sky was purple.


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You and your logic.

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post Nov 6 2006, 11:12 AM
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QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Nov 6 2006, 10:47 AM) *
Granted, but you have to sleep with all of your profs to get it.

I wish the sky was purple.


Granted, but you become colorblind, so it still looks blue.

I wish that I could think of something to wish for.


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post Nov 6 2006, 11:17 AM
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QUOTE (Jyan @ Nov 6 2006, 11:12 AM) *
Granted, but you become colorblind, so it still looks blue.

I wish that I could think of something to wish for.

granted, you think of some worthless wish only to have it shot down by others in this pointless ass thread that's fun enough to be slightly entertaining

I wish I had a working lightsaber
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post Nov 6 2006, 11:46 AM
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QUOTE (impala454 @ Nov 6 2006, 11:17 AM) *
granted, you think of some worthless wish only to have it shot down by others in this pointless ass thread that's fun enough to be slightly entertaining

I wish I had a working lightsaber

Denied, but you get lightnunchucks

I wish for more wishes
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post Nov 6 2006, 12:00 PM
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QUOTE (Trespass @ Nov 6 2006, 11:46 AM) *
Denied, but you get lightnunchucks

I wish for more wishes

Granted, but your wish for more wishes rips a hole in the space-time continuum and destroys the entire universe

I wish I had a real working holodek
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post Nov 6 2006, 02:04 PM
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QUOTE (impala454 @ Nov 6 2006, 12:00 PM) *
Granted, but your wish for more wishes rips a hole in the space-time continuum and destroys the entire universe

I wish I had a real working holodek


Grantd, but only under the condition that you let me come over to use it so I can fuck whatever slut I want to program it for in it laugh.gif

I wish I had a real job offer right now whistling.gif


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post Nov 6 2006, 04:05 PM
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QUOTE (Dogmeat @ Nov 6 2006, 02:04 PM) *
Grantd, but only under the condition that you let me come over to use it so I can fuck whatever slut I want to program it for in it laugh.gif

I wish I had a real job offer right now whistling.gif



Denied, since you are going to be my beer bitch for the rest of your life


i wish i had money right now
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post Nov 6 2006, 08:02 PM
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denied bebause you aren't supposed to deny wishes in the wish granted game you silly bunts. Bould everyone please stop denying wishes, it's a very sad thing to do thumbsdown.gif

I wish I didn't replace my...... see's' with b's.


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post Nov 6 2006, 08:38 PM
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QUOTE (BlueBarry @ Nov 6 2006, 04:05 PM) *
Denied, since you are going to be my beer bitch for the rest of your life
i wish i had money right now


Granted, you will find a one dollar bill on the sidewalk

I wish I would win the lottery


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post Nov 6 2006, 09:01 PM
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QUOTE (Dr. Gonzo @ Nov 6 2006, 08:38 PM) *
Granted, you will find a one dollar bill on the sidewalk

I wish I would win the lottery


granted, but you are wrongly arrested and blow all the lottery earnings on taxes and legal fees.

i wish people would clean up their dog's shit at the apartment i live in.


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post Nov 6 2006, 09:50 PM
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Granted, however the dogs find a way into your apartment and shit all over your bed.


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A psychotic world we live in. The madmen are in power. How long have we known this? Faced this? And--how many of us do know it? Perhaps if you know you are insane then you are not insane. Or you are becoming sane, finally. Waking up. I suppose only a few are aware of all this. Isolated persons here and there. But the broad masses... what do they think? All these hundreds of thousands in this city, here. Do they imagine that they live in a sane world? Or do they guess, glimpse, the truth...?

-Philip K. Dick
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post Nov 7 2006, 08:27 AM
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I wish people would follow the rules of the thread
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post Nov 7 2006, 08:46 AM
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QUOTE (impala454 @ Nov 7 2006, 08:27 AM) *
I wish people would follow the rules of the thread


Granted, but people only follow the rules because Lance banned all but 2 people.

I wish I were through with school.


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Holy shit, pebkac, you're awesome!



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