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pysex
post Nov 5 2006, 09:19 PM
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I was raised on the dairy, BITCH!


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QUOTE (Divergent Reality @ Nov 5 2006, 08:38 PM) *
granted, but your power is so immense you cannot comprehend how it even operates.
i wish mountain dew had more essential vitamins and minerals.




granted, but then you die from a caffeine overdose due to a gross manufacturing oversight



i wish i could dance like a black guy


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post Nov 5 2006, 10:24 PM
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Never fear, citizen, Art Major Man is here!
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Granted, now the only females you attract are 300+ lbs.

I wish people who posted in Techsans were funny.


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post Nov 5 2006, 10:25 PM
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QUOTE (Xentither @ Nov 5 2006, 10:24 PM) *
Granted, now the only females you attract are 300+ lbs.

I wish people who posted in Techsans were funny.


granted, but you dont get it. ever.

i wish i the day had more hours.


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Spectatrix
post Nov 5 2006, 10:27 PM
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Granted, but work hours increase proportionally and you don't get a net pay raise.

I wish I wasn't so bored...


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Divergent Realit...
post Nov 5 2006, 10:42 PM
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QUOTE (Spectatrix @ Nov 5 2006, 10:27 PM) *
Granted, but work hours increase proportionally and you don't get a net pay raise.

I wish I wasn't so bored...


granted, but you find the end to your everlasting boredom through physical love with dogmeat.

i wish ninjas moved a little slower.


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post Nov 5 2006, 10:54 PM
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granted, but they can still kick your ass

i wish america would ban electronic voting machines
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post Nov 5 2006, 11:02 PM
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QUOTE (Overlord @ Nov 5 2006, 10:54 PM) *
granted, but they can still kick your ass

i wish america would ban electronic voting machines



granted, but they move to a more town meeting voting style where everyone who wishes to vote must go to 'island america' in the middle of the pacific to vote.


i wish i could turn in a piece of art instead of a paper for senior seminar.


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Psykopath
post Nov 5 2006, 11:19 PM
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Why so serious?


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QUOTE (Divergent Reality @ Nov 5 2006, 11:02 PM) *
granted, but they move to a more town meeting voting style where everyone who wishes to vote must go to 'island america' in the middle of the pacific to vote.
i wish i could turn in a piece of art instead of a paper for senior seminar.



Granted, but that piece of "art" is a very artistically written 25-page paper.


I wish all of this unpacking was finished.


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pysex
post Nov 5 2006, 11:22 PM
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I was raised on the dairy, BITCH!


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QUOTE (Divergent Reality @ Nov 5 2006, 11:02 PM) *
granted, but they move to a more town meeting voting style where everyone who wishes to vote must go to 'island america' in the middle of the pacific to vote.
i wish i could turn in a piece of art instead of a paper for senior seminar.


granted, but you fail miserably because they don't accept furry porn



i wish i had some moon money


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post Nov 5 2006, 11:28 PM
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QUOTE (pysex @ Nov 5 2006, 11:22 PM) *
granted, but you fail miserably because they don't accept furry porn
i wish i had some moon money


granted, but 'moon money' is in fact, furry porn.

i wish i know where all my classwork has dissapeared to.


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Jyan
post Nov 6 2006, 12:10 AM
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New and Improved?


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QUOTE (Divergent Reality @ Nov 5 2006, 11:28 PM) *
granted, but 'moon money' is in fact, furry porn.

i wish i know where all my classwork has dissapeared to.


granted, but it all disappeared into dogmeat's asshole.

i wish there was a movie about my life


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Trespass
post Nov 6 2006, 01:22 AM
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Prize?


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QUOTE (Jyan @ Nov 6 2006, 12:10 AM) *
granted, but it all disappeared into dogmeat's asshole.

i wish there was a movie about my life

Granted but only 3 people see it, and the 2 others both borrowed it from your house (didn't buy it) in which they ask for thier time back.

I wish google WASN'T going to become self aware in 2012 and destroy the world.
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Jim
post Nov 6 2006, 01:36 AM
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Let's Bother Snape!!!


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QUOTE (Trespass @ Nov 6 2006, 01:22 AM) *
Granted but only 3 people see it, and the 2 others both borrowed it from your house (didn't buy it) in which they ask for thier time back.

I wish google WASN'T going to become self aware in 2012 and destroy the world.

Granted. However, it it becomes self aware in 2011.


I wish I had more days off.


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Trespass
post Nov 6 2006, 02:25 AM
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Prize?


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QUOTE (Jim @ Nov 6 2006, 01:36 AM) *
Granted. However, it it becomes self aware in 2011.
I wish I had more days off.

Granted... You are fired

I wish had some pizza right now.
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post Nov 6 2006, 10:17 AM
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Granted, but the only available pizza is covered in anchovies.

I wish I knew psychokinesis.


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