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post Nov 4 2006, 04:03 PM
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id like to work for the food network

edt: if any part of the company was here in texas....


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post Nov 4 2006, 11:52 PM
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ok i got it. i want to do something with animals along the lines of rescuing. i want to be rich enough one day to donate to all the animals out there that need it. the thing that upsets me the most in the world is animal cruelty. not that things like poverty and stds arent important, but animals are at a disadvantage in that they dont know better and they have the capacity to understand. animals have no idea how to be other than what humans make them. animals that are abused are the most defenseless creatures in the world, and it hurts my heart to read the stories and see the pictures. i think then thats its my calling to work with animals and somehow see if i cant make a difference even if its a small one.


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post Nov 15 2006, 06:28 PM
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lemmie get this straight, any job i want will still pay the same, so money isn't the issue, right?


if thats the case, i think Bounty Hunter would be a fun one.

gun runner for a revolution/vigilante group i approve of would be interesting.

the guy that trains navy seals/and green berets to be total hardasses (and not the fake troops, i'm talking about the guy that trains the guys to be like rambo (but with better accuracy with his firearms) and steven sigal style people (but not as fat and with better acting skills)


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post Nov 20 2006, 09:27 AM
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the guy that trains navy seals/and green berets to be total hardasses (and not the fake troops, i'm talking about the guy that trains the guys to be like rambo (but with better accuracy with his firearms) and steven sigal style people (but not as fat and with better acting skills)


LOL I didn't know there was one guy who had that job? col. trautman?!

it's a cadre. and to be a part of instructors you have to have btdt. sign on the dotted line, ruck up and put out, and after 5yrs the life can be yours grasshopper.
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post Nov 20 2006, 11:10 PM
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meh. i want a job where i can scream at people, beat them and make them do strenuous activity all day. i wanna have the excuse to act like what's his fuck from full metal jacket.

edit:: yes, i understand i can accomplish all this by just getting married in alabama, but you know what i mean


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post Nov 21 2006, 09:34 AM
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what I'm saying is you can have that job in about five years, you just have to go through it first.

step up to the plate and live the dream! lol
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post Nov 21 2006, 11:25 AM
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i'm not sure about bars, but my men's health last issue painted a pretty dim view of owning a restaurant. said something like a 75% failure rate, and that if you're "successful" you'll still lose money for the first 4 years or so.
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post Nov 21 2006, 12:30 PM
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QUOTE (impala454 @ Nov 21 2006, 11:25 AM) *
i'm not sure about bars, but my men's health last issue painted a pretty dim view of owning a restaurant. said something like a 75% failure rate, and that if you're "successful" you'll still lose money for the first 4 years or so.

that sounds pretty accurate. i think it's like 90%+ of all small businesses fail. usually if you make it past the first 5 or 6 years you're fine.
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post Nov 21 2006, 01:25 PM
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QUOTE (pebkac @ Nov 21 2006, 01:25 PM) *
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you don't look sleazy enough


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i want to be the guy that makes the zombie apocalypse a reality
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QUOTE (BlueBarry @ Nov 22 2006, 01:50 PM) *
i want to be the guy that makes the zombie apocalypse a reality




i don't. usually thats the guy thats all like "i am in total control of the situation" then something goes terribly wrong, and then he's the one thats all like "ow!, stop eating my cerebral cortex!"


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post Nov 22 2006, 02:42 PM
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QUOTE (FORSAKENR320 @ Nov 22 2006, 01:35 PM) *
you don't look sleazy enough


HEY

I can look just as sleazy as any straight man.


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post Nov 22 2006, 03:14 PM
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QUOTE (pebkac @ Nov 21 2006, 01:25 PM) *
Porn photographer fluffer


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QUOTE (pebkac @ Nov 22 2006, 02:42 PM) *
HEY

I can look just as sleazy as any straight man.





sleazy::

http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/6240/323948781l1ho.jpg]http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/6240/323948781l1ho.jpg




not sleazy::

http://www.geyservillechristianchurch.org/...jpgFish/boy.jpg]http://www.geyservillechristianchurch.org/...jpgFish/boy.jpg






you lean towards picture number 2


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