 how to give over 100% |
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| how to give over 100% |
 Nov 1 2006, 09:16 AM
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Someone sent me this in an email, I thought it was funny:
QUOTE This equation should be taught in all math classes!
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the BullshiT and Ass kissing that will put you over the top. |
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Nov 1 2006, 10:11 AM
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  Group: Agents Posts: 4,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lu-bok Member No.: 41 |
m-o-u-n-t-a-i-n-d-e-w
13+15+21+14+20+1+9+14+4+5+23 = 139 besides, why go for hard work when c-o-c-a-i-n-e 3+15+3+1+9+14+5 = 50 and s-e-x 19+5+24 = 48 get you to the same place. -------------------- 32-bit whore
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Nov 1 2006, 10:19 AM
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M-A-R-I-J-U-A-N-A
13+1+18+9+21+1+14+1 = 75 damn figures -------------------- bored...so i did this
http://beerlist.wetpaint.com/ |
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Nov 1 2006, 11:19 AM
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 Group: Moderators Posts: 1,551 Joined: 19-April 06 From: Lubbock Member No.: 162 |
QUOTE (schwab @ Nov 1 2006, 10:19 AM)  M-A-R-I-J-U-A-N-A 13+1+18+9+21+1+14+1 = 75 damn figures Marijuana+sex=123!!! Hooray!!!  
-------------------- Je suis toute du merde.
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Nov 1 2006, 11:26 AM
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Group: Moderators Posts: 1,551 Joined: 19-April 06 From: Lubbock Member No.: 162 |
P-R-O-C-R-A-S-T-I-N-A-T-I-O-N=
16+18+15+3+18+1+19+20+9+14+1+20+9+14=177% I winzorz!!! -------------------- Je suis toute du merde.
....bitches!!!!! |
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Nov 1 2006, 05:39 PM
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 monogamous gays & stem cells Group: Members Posts: 3,789 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 8 |
i wonder what sheet cake adds up to
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Nov 1 2006, 06:19 PM
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 ROCKPACALYPSE NOW Group: Members Posts: 1,519 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Dallas, TX Member No.: 13 |
BLOWJOBS
2 + 12 + 15 + 23 + 10 + 15 + 2 + 19 = 98 Therefore, BLOWJOBS = HARDWORK -------------------- QUOTE (Lance) now we have some dude from argentina wondering how to fuck dogmeat |
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Nov 3 2006, 01:09 PM
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Group: Moderators Posts: 1,551 Joined: 19-April 06 From: Lubbock Member No.: 162 |
QUOTE (Rocky @ Nov 1 2006, 06:19 PM) BLOWJOBS 2 + 12 + 15 + 23 + 10 + 15 + 2 + 19 = 98 Therefore, BLOWJOBS = HARDWORK I agree 110% 
-------------------- Je suis toute du merde.
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Nov 15 2006, 10:59 AM
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 Retired Funk-bringer Group: Moderators Posts: 2,656 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Dallas Member No.: 14 |
math is for fags
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Nov 15 2006, 11:53 AM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
QUOTE (zetec @ Nov 15 2006, 09:59 AM) math is for fags 
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Nov 15 2006, 12:06 PM
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 Do they ignore parts of reality? Group: Moderators Posts: 2,935 Joined: 23-February 06 From: South Overton!!! Member No.: 46 |
S+P+I+V+E+Y=
19+16+9+22+5+26 = 97 
-------------------- A psychotic world we live in. The madmen are in power. How long have we known this? Faced this? And--how many of us do know it? Perhaps if you know you are insane then you are not insane. Or you are becoming sane, finally. Waking up. I suppose only a few are aware of all this. Isolated persons here and there. But the broad masses... what do they think? All these hundreds of thousands in this city, here. Do they imagine that they live in a sane world? Or do they guess, glimpse, the truth...?
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