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Oct 16 2006, 06:28 PM
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![]() ROCKPACALYPSE NOW Group: Members Posts: 1,519 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Dallas, TX Member No.: 13 |
QUOTE If youre not busy, would you mind fucking my ass? Yes from a girl. -------------------- QUOTE (Lance) now we have some dude from argentina wondering how to fuck dogmeat |
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Oct 16 2006, 10:33 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 170 Joined: 26-February 06 Member No.: 83 |
i cant send/receive text messages. this is actually a step backwards from my old phone, which could only receive text messages.. but not display the phone number they were from.
fuck. |
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Oct 17 2006, 12:04 AM
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![]() Group: Agents Posts: 4,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lu-bok Member No.: 41 |
Todays balance is $107
that was the most interesting txt message i recieved today. -------------------- |
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Oct 17 2006, 10:54 PM
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![]() N O E S Group: Members Posts: 421 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Hieuston, TX Member No.: 42 |
"i just told an interviewer i have a gambling addiction and that i used drugs. think i'm screwed?"
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Oct 19 2006, 09:16 AM
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![]() Group: Moderators Posts: 2,558 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Seoul, South Korea Member No.: 28 |
and i promice when i make my cellphone in usa i will merrymaking to you
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Oct 19 2006, 05:27 PM
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FFFFFFFUCKKKKKKKKKKKK Group: Members Posts: 1,673 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 11 |
QUOTE wanna go to the pub?
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Oct 19 2006, 07:02 PM
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Group: Admin Posts: 6,906 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Austin Member No.: 9 |
QUOTE Omg! Lol afk bbq wtf zOmg
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Oct 20 2006, 01:17 PM
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![]() GORILLA FLUFFER Group: Agents Posts: 7,711 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lubbock Member No.: 50 |
"meow, mew, mao, meow FFFFTTT! translation:: you need to call me more, brandon!"
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Oct 20 2006, 04:29 PM
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![]() Do they ignore parts of reality? Group: Moderators Posts: 2,935 Joined: 23-February 06 From: South Overton!!! Member No.: 46 |
white trash
-------------------- A psychotic world we live in. The madmen are in power. How long have we known this? Faced this? And--how many of us do know it? Perhaps if you know you are insane then you are not insane. Or you are becoming sane, finally. Waking up. I suppose only a few are aware of all this. Isolated persons here and there. But the broad masses... what do they think? All these hundreds of thousands in this city, here. Do they imagine that they live in a sane world? Or do they guess, glimpse, the truth...?
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Oct 20 2006, 04:30 PM
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![]() From Atlantis to Interzone Group: Global Moderators Posts: 2,512 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Somewhere in space and time Member No.: 65 |
Ok, not a text message, but I got an interesting piece of spam today.
Subject: MY PENIS JUST GREW FROM 3.5 INCHES TO 6 AND IT'S STILL GROWING. The email was from Lucretia Smith. Tranny spam anyone? -------------------- Holy shit, pebkac, you're awesome! "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Theodor Seuss Geisel (AKA Dr. Seuss) "An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all." - Oscar Wilde |
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Oct 20 2006, 05:09 PM
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![]() Group: Members Posts: 5,275 Joined: 22-February 06 Member No.: 2 |
i got "i wanna ride ur man meat" from pebkac
then i sent him "ewwww!!!" |
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Oct 20 2006, 05:11 PM
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![]() From Atlantis to Interzone Group: Global Moderators Posts: 2,512 Joined: 23-February 06 From: Somewhere in space and time Member No.: 65 |
Yeah. That crazy Lance. He's totally grossed out unless he's the one riding someone else's manmeat.
This post has been edited by pebkac: Oct 20 2006, 05:12 PM -------------------- Holy shit, pebkac, you're awesome! "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Theodor Seuss Geisel (AKA Dr. Seuss) "An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all." - Oscar Wilde |
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Oct 23 2006, 04:26 AM
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![]() Retired Funk-bringer Group: Moderators Posts: 2,656 Joined: 22-February 06 From: Dallas Member No.: 14 |
"you're outta T.P. Bring me some more."
-------------------- WAIT. I'm not finished.
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Oct 23 2006, 09:01 AM
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![]() Group: Agents Posts: 4,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: lu-bok Member No.: 41 |
"Jesus fuck."
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Oct 23 2006, 09:27 AM
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CHEE CHEE Group: Members Posts: 5,026 Joined: 23-February 06 From: trapped in the hoezone layer Member No.: 39 |
"im too bored to fall asleep. you can come over if you want" wink
that is the last text message i recieved -------------------- Little monkeys making money
Naked monkey looking funny Mighty males are strong and free Female monkey, not so lucky Rocking monkeys, funky monkeys Monkeys sticking other monkeys Monkeys wrong or monkeys right Mostly flexing monkey might |
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